Disclaimer-*Bows before Akira Toriyama and Bill Ingvall* Praise you, almighty owners of DBZ and Dorkfish! I grovel at your greatness!
I'm A Dorkfish
So, now the class had two unconscious students, one very nervous student, and one huge fish in the middle of the campground with its upper jaw sticking out over its lower jaw."
All was silent for a minute. Then the questions began.
"Who were those kids?"
"How could they fly?"
"How could they drag that huge fish?"
"What is that huge fish?"
At the sound of the last question, the goofy-looking fish reared its head.
"I'm a Dorkfish!"
The whole class turned to stare at it.
"They caught me on a corndog!" it went on. "I just looked up, and I said 'What's a corndog doing underneath the water?'. But you know me, I love them dang corndogs. So I just bit it and BOOM."
The Dorkfish looked around. "Guess this ain't the lake! Her-her-her-her-her." It chuckled goofily. "Whew, guess I better find me some water! Her-her-her-her-her!"
With that, it slunk its way like a Slinky around the ground and the splash was audible as soon as it hit the water.
With that, the whole class, except Gohan and Videl, passed out.
I'm strange, neh? I got the 'Dorkfish' thing out of a Bill Ingvall skit. If you ever hear him, listen and laugh your head off!
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