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White Trash Barbie Doll

Gohan woke up to the sun shining in his face through the tent. Groaning, not fully awake, he rolled over. All he wanted to do was forget last night and hope to God that everyone else did, too.

He kept rolling until he came in contact with something soft…and breathing.

His eyes shot open as he saw what he was rolling onto…Videl!

"WHAT are you doing?!" Videl screamed at him. He was directly above her now.

Of course, Sharpner picked that time to stick his head in the tent.

All three of them screamed.

Goten woke up to screaming. Rolling out of bed, he padded down the hallway, rubbing sleep from his eyes. 'Big brother's in trouble!' he thought. Then, a brilliant, or not-so-brilliant, idea popped in his head.

He walked into his parents' room. To Goten's surprise, he saw that aspirin was on the nightstand. A wet cloth was on Chichi's forehead. Apparently, she hadn't recovered from last night.

"Daddy," Goten said to Goku. Goku was snoring away, so Goten knew that he'd get the permission he needed. "Can I invite Trunks and Marron over?"

Goku groaned in his sleep.

"Thanks, Daddy!" Goten skipped out of the room and into the kitchen. If anyone could save Gohan, two Half-Saiyans and a Half-Cyborg could!

Videl reached into her bag and pulled out her own bottle of aspirin. Gohan refused to come out of the tent and Sharpner kept giving her these strange looks. For that matter, the whole class did.

Just as she swallowed the pill, Mr. Lock walked up. "Now, Videl," he said. "I know you just turned 13 last month and you've got raging hormones, but…"

"Will you listen to yourself?!" Videl shouted back. "Why would I go exploring with him?! (A/N: That's mean, Videl!) The only reason I was in his tent because that wimp Sharpner," she jerked her thumb towards the aforementioned, "was to scared to sleep in the same tent as Gohan!"

"Hey, I'm not a wimp!" Sharpner yelled indignantly.

A groan was heard from inside the tent. "Videl, gimmee some of that aspirin, okay?"

Goten met his best friends, Trunks and Marron, on the edge of the woods. "What's up, Goten?" Trunks asked.

"We gotta go save Gohan!" Goten declared.

"COOL!" Trunks and Marron yelled as one.

Gohan finally emerged from his tent to come across yet another disaster. Not only was the whole class staring at him, three kids were jumping their way into the campground.

"HEY BIG BROTHER!" Goten hollered, making both Gohan and Trunks' ears ring.

"GOTEN!" both of them yelled.

"Oops, sorry!" Goten apologized. Marron giggled. "Big brother, I heard you screaming and we came to help you!"

Gohan buried his face in his hands. He wanted to cry. "Goten, it's not a good time right now."

"Oh," Goten looked disappointed, but then brightened. "Okay! We'll just hang out here!"

Gohan's groan was lost amid the squeals of anticipation among the kids.

Marron reached into her dress pocket and pulled out a capsule.

"Ah, Marron," Trunks whined. "I don't wanna play Barbies!"

"We can spar as soon as we're done," Marron said. "Besides, we can play White-Trash Barbie Doll!" She pouted. "Please? It's not as 'girly' as you guys think."

Goten and Trunks moaned, but sat down around a stump and let Marron set everything up. They'd learned long ago that if the female didn't get her way, there'd be a lot of hollering going on that they'd have to pay for on the way home.

Marron popped open the capsule. No one could see what she was doing, because her back was facing the high schoolers. Finally, curiosity won Videl over and she went to look over Marron's shoulder.

"Little girl, what are you playing?" Videl asked, leaning over Marron's head.

"White-Trash Barbie Doll," Marron answered simply. She grabbed a not-so-good-looking Corvette and stuck it on some blocks in front of some kind of metal hunk.

"What's that?" Videl asked, pointing to the hunk of metal.

"Barbie Mobile Home." Videl saw that the words 'Dream Trailer' had been scratched out on the top.

Marron also pulled out three figures and a cop car. "I'll be the girl. Goten, you be Ken, and Trunks, you be the cop."

~INSERT DOLL PLAYING~

Ken: *Sitting on the front porch itching himself* What's for dinner, Barbie? *Burps*

Barbie: Fishsticks!

Ken: Fishsticks? Is it our anniversary again?

~BACK TO REAL WORLD~

Marron: Y'know, I'm the mood for a decent spar. I only wanna do the cop car scene, 'K?

Goten and Trunks: YES!

~BACK TO DOLL PLAYING~

Ken: *Goten starts hitting him on Barbie*

*Cop car pulls up. Cop gets out*

Cop: Mister…Doll, you're under arrest.

*Cops lead him away in little handcuffs*

Ken: I knew you slept with G I Joe, I knew you slept with him! *Hiccups real loud*

Barbie: DON'T TAKE HIM, I LOVE HIM!

~BACK TO REAL WORLD~

Gohan started banging his head against a tree. The whole class was staring at Marron, Goten, and Trunks. What were these kids playing?

"That's enough White-Trash Barbie Doll for you boys, I think," Marron said. She reactivated the capsule and stood up from the stump. "You guys can spar first."

"ALL RIGHT!" both boys shouted.

"But first." Marron picked out another capsule. "I got this from the kitchen." She pressed the button on the capsule and it opened, revealing a huge sack. "SUGAR!"

Ooh, sugar! Will I be evil and allow them to eat it? Or will I take mercy? You'll just have to READ/REVIEW!