Disclaimer-Me no own DBZ. Me wish me did.

Would-Be Fight

Gohan wanted to die. He just wanted to dig a big ditch, lie on the bottom, and wait to die. Better yet, he wanted someone to throw a big rock on him while he was down there. First, he got his tail pulled by his worst enemy, then his parents had to kiss outside, then he knocked out Sharpner, than the two demon-spawn brats showed that they could fly, then two of his classmates passed out, then he knocked out Sharpner again, then the whole class passed out because of a Dorkfish, then the brats had to come back with reinforcements and relive a Bill Ingvall skit in front of his entire class. And now, they had SUGAR.

Marron opened the sack, and her face went white. She quickly closed the sack and put it in the capsule. She pocketed the capsule.

"What is it, Marron?" Trunks asked.

"EEWW!!" she yelped. "Since when does Master Roshi put his magazines in the kitchen cabinet?"

"EEWW!!" both boys shouted at once.

"Oh, well!" Marron said. "Hey, Goten, let's change at your house and start our spar!"

"Good idea, Marron!" all three took off, leaving behind astounded students and a sick-feeling Gohan.

The three came back in their training clothes. Goten was wearing his mini-Goku outfit: blue armor-type shirt and the orange suit over it. Trunks had on that dark aqua outfit. And Marron, who proclaimed herself a fighter from the day she walked was dressed in the same style as Goten. But the colors were pink and white, and the undershirt had sleeves.

"You two guys go first, and I'll wait. I'll fight the winner," Marron declared.

"K," both boys said.

"Um, guys?" Gohan said, trying to hold on to his sanity. Another headache was coming on.

"Yeah, Gohan?" Trunks said.

"What is it?" Goten added.

"Can you please not fight here? Better yet, can you please not fight at all?"

"Aw, come on, Gohan!" Goten whined. "We wanna spar!"

"Later, okay?" Gohan begged.

Goten pouted, but then brightened. "Okay, Gohan. I wanna show my friends that lizard we found awhile ago."

Gohan groaned as the three ran away. Not that lizard.

Do you know what lizard I'm talking about? No, it's not Icaris, it's an actual lizard.