Disclaimer-I don't own DBZ, Bill Ingvall, or any of the lizards in this chapter.
Attack Of The Lizards
"What lizard are they talking about, Gohan?" Videl asked.
"You don't wanna know," Gohan groaned, putting his head in his hands.
BOOM!
BOOM!
BOOM!
"Go, GZ!" they heard Goten cheer.
Do you know what came out, folks?
GODZILLA!!!!
Godzilla stomped through that campground as if it was going for a mid-morning walk. It even had a water bottle in its hand!
BOOM!
BOOM!
BOOM!
ROAR!
SPLASH!
Godzilla walked away, leaving 29 pairs of bugged-out eyes of the drenched students staring after it.
"Thank God they didn't bring the other lizard," Gohan muttered.
"OTHER lizard?" Videl screeched.
"I found him!" Marron yelled, holding up her hand and waving a green-and-brown mixed lizard. She opened up her hand and dropped the lizard.
The thing stood up on its hind legs, opened up a frill around its neck, and ran.
And the resident Acid smoker, Andrew, went delusional. "What's your name?" he asked the lizard. "You might wanna get some shoes on."
The lizard ran past them and into the forest.
"All right, you gonna get stickers in your feet!" he called after the lizard.
Tee-hee. That last part is also in a Bill Ingvall skit. I thought it was really cute and I wanted to put it in. BTW, Acid is the drug that makes you delusional.
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