Disclaimer-DBZ isn't mine, nor is the quote from 'Friends'.

The Not-So-Jolly-Green-Giant

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Piccolo blinked at the reaction he got. To him, a green alien carrying a psychic woman to the richest company in the world was a mundane activity.

Apparently, not everyone thought so.

Bulma reached into her pocket and pulled out a bottle of aspirin. She popped one into her mouth before turning to see Piccolo. "What's up, Pic?"

"First off, don't call me that," Piccolo said. "Jennifer and I came here to check out some new energies I felt."

"Well, this class is all I have here," Bulma said. She eyed Jennifer and smirked slyly. "And who's this chippy? Looks a little young for you, Pic."

"She's not a chippy, she's the same age as me, don't call me that, and WE ARE NOT DATING!!!"

"SUUUURE," Bulma said, rolling her eyes. Matchmaker time!

"Bulma, if you think for a second…"

"I'm not thinking anything," Bulma said innocently.

Piccolo scoffed. "Yeah, whatever. So, what's up with the teens?"

"Class trip. I have 'em for the week."

A door opened and shut, and Mirai Pan walked out. She looked surprised to see the big not-so-jolly-green-giant in the room, and ran over to inspect him. "Hey, are you Piccolo? Did you train Gohan?"

"Yeah. What's it to ya, kid?"

"COOL!" she squealed. She turned to shout in the other direction. "HEY, GUYS!!! DADDY'S TEACHER'S HERE!!!"

Piccolo's eyes widened as everyone in the room she'd just been in filed out. There was a mad dash for the two Trunks, but they were all fought off by GT Megan's Fists-Of-Fury™.

Bulma took another aspirin. "Okay, Trunks, explain."

"It was Goten's idea!"

"Sellout!" Goten yelped.

"What happened?" Bulma asked, her patients failing.

"Well…" Goten went for the fastest explanation possible. "I-brought-people-from-the-future-here-gotta-go-bye!!!!" He rushed off in Saiyan speed, followed closely by the 8-and-under club.

Bulma rolled her eyes and turned to GT Trunks. "What happened…um….?"

"GT Trunks," he said to tell her his name. "The brats brought me and a bunch of us here: Goten, Marron, Megan, Bra, and Pan."

"Who's Megan? And Bra?"

"Megan's my girl. Bra's my sister."

Bulma's eyes flew open. "YES!!!! I'M GONNA HAVE A DAUGHTER!!!!!"

"WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING???!!!"

Vegeta made yet another appearance.

The whole student body, save Gohan and Videl, yelped and ran to the far wall.

"What did you do?" Mirai Trunks muttered, shaking his head.

"Veggie, where have you been?" Bulma demanded.

"Trying to train, and stop calling me that." Bulma only got to call him that under special circumstances, which we will not go into right now, or at all. "What's Mirai doing here? And who are the others?"

"The third Trunks is GT Trunks. The big Goten is GT Goten. The blonde in the dress is GT Marron, and the blonde in the jeans is Mirai Marron. The brunette with the highlights is GT Megan. There's a girl who just ran off who is GT Bra. She's our future daughter." Vegeta's face went extremely pale at this point, but Bulma went on. "There are two girls named Pan who ran away with Bra. One is Mirai, the other is GT. And Piccolo's girlfriend over there is Jennifer."

"SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!!"

Vegeta grabbed Bulma's arm and pulled her. "The rest of you, do something. I don't care. I'm gonna talk with Bulma." He dragged her away.

"She's not my girlfriend. I swear to God, she's not my girlfriend," Piccolo kept muttering things to himself as he walked around the room, lost in his own thoughts.

He stopped in front of the students. "WHAT?!" he yelled at them. "You never see a Namek before?" He grabbed Jennifer's arm and stormed towards the door. "Girlfriend. Ridiculous."

The student body turned to Gohan and asked, unanimously, "Gohan, what's a Namek?"

Poor Gohan. *Hugs her T-shirt with him on it* We put him through too much, don't we?

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