Disclaimer-I don't own DBZ or Shakira or the song making fun of her
Whatever, Don't Matter
"So, you see, there is now a planet called Namek II, where all the Nameks live after the first planet was destroyed," Gohan finished, carefully leaving the part about Frieza out. He had not been able to not tell his class about Namek.
"And how do you know this, Gohan?"
"Someone told me," he said absently. He cleared his throat. "So, Bulma, can we keep the tour going? PLEASE?!"
"Sure," Bulma, who had reappeared, said, catching his frantic tone. "Well, why don't we sit down for some lunch?"
She led the class and its visitors away.
Bulma led them to the Capsule Corps lunchroom. It was the size of Hawaii.
"Our chefs will make us some lunch," Bulma said, please, stay here while I go talk to them."
The class sat down.
Mirai Marron leaned over to one of the students, Thomasina, who had put on some headphones. "What are you listening to?"
"Shakira," Thomasina whispered back, bobbing her head up and down.
"What? That crap?" Mirai Marron hissed. (A/N: I like Shakira, it's Mirai Marron who doesn't) She turned to Mirai Trunks. "Hey, you! You have a karaoke bar around here, don't you?"
"Y-yeah," Mirai Trunks said. "Over there." He pointed.
"Good." Mirai Marron got up and went over.
- "What's she wanna do over there…"
Shakira-style music suddenly started blasting through the cafeteria, and everyone turned to see Mirai Marron standing next to a karaoke machine, holding the mike. (A/N: How'd she get the music? Don't ask me)
"Oh my Lord…" Gohan muttered.
"My utter hatred for Shakira," Mirai Marron, and then started singing:
- Baby, I was born so far away so
I speak English as a second language
I don't understand the words I say
There's no word that rhymes with language
Lucky that I have a smoking body
'Cause I only sing in gibberish
Lucky that I am such a hottie
Watch my lips go quiver-ish
*At this point, Mirai Marron started doing that weird lip thing where you run your finger up and down your lips and go…*
B-b-b-b-b-b
B-b-b-b-b-b
God news for you
I'm double-jointed, too!
Whatever, don't matter
I could sing about pancake batter
But I'll shake my derrière
And you won't go nowhere
Turn over, see under
Now enjoy my thighs of thunder
I will shake my derriere
And you won't go nowhere
Lucky that my hips are big and jerky
When I shake them, they move mountains
Lucky that my breasts are proud and perky
And my lips are full and pouty
B-b-b-b-b-b
B-b-b-b-b-b
Time to crawl
Into the man
Whatever, don't matter
You wouldn't listen if I was fatter
But I'll shake my derriere
And you won't go nowhere
See under, turn over
I wear no clothes on the CD cover
But I shake my derriere
So you won't go nowhere
Mirai Marron started shaking her hips wildly.
"I can't stop shaking!" she yelled in a fake Colombian accent. After several fake tries, she finally stopped.
Then she turned around and blew up the CD player, then she walked off.
Gohan slipped out of the cafeteria to a secluded closet where he could just cry.
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