Disclaimer-DBZ, Bill Ingvall, Barney, and the Ugly Barnacle are not mine
Game Night
By the time Gohan reappeared from the closet, the tour was over and it was getting late. No one had died—yet. Quite frankly, Gohan didn't know if that was a good thing or a bad thing.
"Oh, Gohan! There you are!" Bulma said. "Where were you?"
"In the closet."
"What were you doing in there?"
"Plotting ways to kill myself."
Bulma gave him a confused look, but shrugged. "Oh, by the way, Goten and Marron are staying over for the night."
Gohan wished he'd stayed in the closet.
Bulma turned away from Gohan and went to Vegeta. "Vegeta, can you put the kids to bed?"
Vegeta gave her a Look.
"Now, Vegeta," Bulma said, like an exasperated parent.
Vegeta rolled his eyes and a "Why me?" look came onto his face.
"NOW!!"
"Fine!" Vegeta growled. He stalked around and picked up the kids by their shirt collars one by one, and took them to the small guest room, where Bulma had set up sleeping bags for them.
"Go to sleep," Vegeta said.
"Dad…" Trunks whined.
"WHAT?!"
"Tell us a story."
"No."
This time, Goten joined him. "We can't sleep without a story!"
"No."
Now all the kids started in. "BUT WE CAN'T SLEEP WITHOUT A STORY!!!!!!"
"No!"
"TELL US A STORY OR WE'LL SING THE BARNEY SONG!!! I LOVE YOU…"
"FINE!" Vegeta yelled.
"YAY!!!!!!!!!!" They settled into their respective sleeping bags and listened.
"Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly everyone died. The end."
They were out like lights. Vegeta walked out of the room, shaking his head and mumbling incoherently.
"Hey, Vegeta," Bulma said. "The students were thinking of putting together a Pictionary game. Boys against girls."
"Oh, God, no," Vegeta said. He turned to the boys. "Fellas, no. Let's go in the backyard and drink beer."
"Oh, come on, we can beat the women!" Sharpner yelled, then started the stupid hooting that boys use at a football game.
Vegeta shrugged, as if to say 'OK, don't say I didn't warn you'.
Bulma, Mirai Marron, and Videl formed on one team, while Vegeta, Mirai Trunks, and Sharpner formed the other.
Bulma's partner was Sharpner, and they stepped up to the board.
Sharpner uncapped the pen and drew this: _____
Bulma didn't miss a beat. "Hydroponics form?"
"WAIT!!!!!" Sharpner yelled.
"We could've been drinking beer, but NO!" Vegeta yelled. He gestured to Bulma. "Meet Mrs. Milton Bradley!"
Bulma looked embarrassed. "Well, if this doesn't work out, we could always play Scrabble…"
"NO!!!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Heehee, Daddy's whipped by a girl…"
"TRUNKS, GO TO BED!!!!!" Vegeta yelled up the stairs.
"Okay, okay…"
"Oh, speaking of Trunks, I was wondering if we should sign him up for baseball again," Bulma said.
"I don't think that's a good idea," Gohan said. "Remember last time?"
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"Nope. Draws up a blank," Bulma said. "Something bad happened, but I can't seem to remember it. I guess we won't sign him up."
"Aw, but I wanna play baseball."
"GO TO BED, TRUNKS!!" Bulma yelled.
There was silence. And then…"I love you, you love me…"
"TRUNKS!!!" This time it was Bulma and Vegeta. "IF YOU VALUE YOUR HIDE YOU WILL GO TO BED THIS VERY INSTANT!!!!!!"
"Okay, okay…"
"Okay, we'll sign him up," Bulma said. "But if something bad happens, we'll take him out…"
HELP!! I need more ideas! The baseball idea is the only one left! Please tell me what to do!
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