Fade in on the spaceport. Dib's ship lands, and an inspector comes up. Dib, wearing a pitiful disguise, nervously steps out. The disguise almost immediately falls apart.

Inspector: Where is the pilot of this ship?

Dib: Um... that would be me.

Inspector: I'm sorry, but only Irkens and certified alien slaves are allowed to enter Broadwaynia. I will have to dismantle this ship and put you all on the next flight to the Holding Pen Planet. Have a nice...

Dib: But.. wait! We are Irkens! This is... an elaborate costume for our act!

Inspector: Your act?

Dib: Yes... uh, Human Hysterics, performed by the, er, Non-Human-Just-Well-Disguised-Irken Players.

Inspector: Okay...

Dib: It's an, erm, novelty act.

The inspector pulls an x-ray device from a box. Dib gulps.

Inspector: Well, just let me double-check with this x-ray device and...

However, before the inspector can turn on the device, Zim's ship crashes into the port, causing chaos in the immediate area. The inspector abruptly drops the device, which breaks apart. A fanfare begins to play from out of nowhere. Zim leaps out of the ship.

Zim's Entrance (http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/midi/76trombones.mid or http://www.broadwaymidi.com/down/MusicMan-SeventySixTrombones01.mid)
Zim: Ev'ryone praise and hail me, Invader Zim!
I'll put on the best show that you've ever seen!
I'll be sure to win lots of raves
With help from my human slaves!
My skill will make all of you turn green!

Random voice: But we're already green!

Zim: Silence!

Zim: Evr'yone praise and hail my ability!
My show will leave all of yours in the dust!
I am certain I will amaze
And I'll win the Tallest's praise;
That's the only outcome that is just!

They'll be sure to love my hypno-slaves' great dance routines
When they go
Make a show
Worthy of my fame!
All will be amazed at their amazing scenes,
With each scene praising my worthy name!

I have hypnotized each human on the planet Earth
To behave
Like my slave;
That's what I deserve!
They will do what I have planned
And follow my ev'ry command,
For their only purpose is to serve!

Gir, with a cane in hand, leads the dancing hypno-slaves out of the ship. They do a short dance routine around the port.

Hypno-Slaves: Ev'ryone praise and hail the amazing Zim!
We know he's the best Invader anywhere!
We will always praise his greatness
And we'll always try to stress
That Zim is beyond all compare!

Zim: Excellent, my hypno-slaves! Now...

Zim spots Dib with the inspector, and runs over to them.

Zim: What are you doing here?

Dib: ...Stuff?

Zim: You do not fool Zim! Arrest this human!

Inspector: Um, he says he's an Irken in disguise...

Zim: The filthy human lies!

Dib: But didn't you say that you hypnotized all the humans?

A bunch of Irkens start to look at the group. Zim looks a bit nervous.

Zim: Wha? I mean, yes! Yes, I did hypnotize all of the humans! I guess your disguise is pretty good if it can almost fool me! Ha ha!

Inspector: Well, I guess you've proven yourself. Bye now!

The inspector walks away, and Zim leans over to Dib.

Zim (whispering): This isn't over, Dib. I will look forward to your humiliating defeat!

Zim walks off to another part of the port, with Gir and the hypno-slaves following him. Dib goes inside the spaceship, where Gaz and the other kids are asleep.

Dib: We're here! Now, we have to find a place to stay before the contest!

The kids wake up. Some of them look out the window.

Poonchy: Hey! Look at the aliens!

The Letter M: Those are aliens... I guess Dib was right and stuff.

Dib grins.

Dib: Now, do you have anything to say...?

The Letter M shrugs.

Torque: I wonder if there's something to eat around here!

All of the kids except Dib follow Torque out of the ship.

Dib: I always hoped vindication would leave me feeling more... vindicated. Oh well...

Fade out.