Once he couldn't hear the giants' singing, he walked. He walked for hours
and hours, and eventually he came to a field. Suddenly a one-eyed monster
appeared in front of him.
"Excuse me, but have you happened to see-" Darcy screamed in fright and ran. "No wait, I'm only supposed to scare crows!" Darcy turned around reluctantly.
"But aren't farmers supposed to put scarecrows in their fields to scare crows away?" asked Darcy. The Monster laughed.
"Please. Crows aren't that stupid. I've lost my second eyeball. Have you seen it?"
"No, I haven't," replied Darcy. "I am trying to go to Diamond City to ask the Sorcerer of Poz how to get back to Bezerkly, my home."
"Perhaps I could ask the Sorcerer for another eyeball!" gasped The Monster. "I mean, even if I find the old one, it is probably quite dirty."
"You can come with me!" exclaimed Darcy. So Darcy and The Monster walked down the purple dirt road. Soon they came to a large fitness center. Suddenly an extremely buff man came running out screaming,
"My weights! I've lost my weights! How will I ever keep my tight abs? Or my biceps! Or triceps! Oh, dear, the list goes on! Woe is me! Woe is me!" He sat down on a rock and began to weep.
"Don't cry, you can come with us. We are going to Diamond City to ask the Sorcerer to fulfill our wishes," said The Monster to the buff man.
"Oh, how nice of you. Thank you. I am Iron Man," said Iron Man. He shook The Monster's hand.
"And I'm Darcy Hale. I am trying to go back to my home, Bezerkly," said Darcy.
"I need a second eyeball," said The Monster. So Darcy, The Monster, and Iron Man walked down the purple dirt road hand in hand. Soon they came to a forest.
"It's a forest. There might be wolves in there!" exclaimed Iron Man.
"And aliens!" said The Monster.
"And Santa Claus!" said Darcy. An awkward silence followed. Iron Man and The Monster looked at him.
"Santa Claus?" questioned Iron Man.
"I don't know, he always kind of freaked me out for some reason. I mean, he sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, and he sees everything you do. Does that mean that he sees you in the shower and when you're undressing too? He sounds like a stalker to me," explained Darcy.
"Wolves, aliens, Santa Claus!" they all whispered in unison as they walked into the forest.
"Oh my!" whimpered Darcy in a surprisingly girlish voice.
"Wolves, aliens, Santa Claus!" they all chanted.
"Oh my!" yelped Darcy. This continued, until someone in a red and white outfit and a white beard jumped out at them. "Santa Claus!" screamed Darcy. He froze in fright.
"Oh, hello," said Santa Claus. "I was just heading to Diamond City to ask The Sorcerer for a life. It is so annoying bringing presents to little kids. And then they leave me cookies. Why do they leave me cookies? Are they making fun of my weight problem? Why doesn't anyone leave me a Slim- Fast? And those elves! They're annoying! Especially that Snow Puff. And I have had enough. I need a life!"
"Well, you can come with us. We are also going to Diamond City to ask The Sorcerer for wishes," said The Monster.
"Does this mean you're not going to stalk everyone anymore?" asked Darcy. Santa snorted.
"Please. I never did that. That's just something the parents made up to make you good the whole year." Darcy's jaw dropped.
"Those liars!" he gasped. "I'm never doing the dishes again!" Then he gasped again. "I've figured it out!" he exclaimed. "This is just like that movie! It's just a dream! I feel so relieved now. All I have to do is click my heels together three times and say, 'there's no place like home, there's no place like home'!" Everyone stared at him. He clicked his heels together with his leather sandals, closed his eyes, and said, "There's no place like home, there's no place like home." He opened his eyes. Everyone was still staring at him. They were beginning to wonder about his mental health. "Fiddlesticks, it didn't work!" he pouted.
"Okay," said Santa uncertainly. So Darcy, The Monster, Iron Man, and Santa Claus all walked down the purple dirt road. Soon they came to a huge, tall structure. There was a sign outside of it that said "Diamond City".
"Yay!" yelled Darcy. "We made it to Diamond City!" He clapped his hands and jumped up and down in glee. They saw a huge castle, and assumed that was where The Sorcerer lived. So they knocked on the door. The door opened and Harry Potter stood there.
"Excuse me, but have you happened to see-" Darcy screamed in fright and ran. "No wait, I'm only supposed to scare crows!" Darcy turned around reluctantly.
"But aren't farmers supposed to put scarecrows in their fields to scare crows away?" asked Darcy. The Monster laughed.
"Please. Crows aren't that stupid. I've lost my second eyeball. Have you seen it?"
"No, I haven't," replied Darcy. "I am trying to go to Diamond City to ask the Sorcerer of Poz how to get back to Bezerkly, my home."
"Perhaps I could ask the Sorcerer for another eyeball!" gasped The Monster. "I mean, even if I find the old one, it is probably quite dirty."
"You can come with me!" exclaimed Darcy. So Darcy and The Monster walked down the purple dirt road. Soon they came to a large fitness center. Suddenly an extremely buff man came running out screaming,
"My weights! I've lost my weights! How will I ever keep my tight abs? Or my biceps! Or triceps! Oh, dear, the list goes on! Woe is me! Woe is me!" He sat down on a rock and began to weep.
"Don't cry, you can come with us. We are going to Diamond City to ask the Sorcerer to fulfill our wishes," said The Monster to the buff man.
"Oh, how nice of you. Thank you. I am Iron Man," said Iron Man. He shook The Monster's hand.
"And I'm Darcy Hale. I am trying to go back to my home, Bezerkly," said Darcy.
"I need a second eyeball," said The Monster. So Darcy, The Monster, and Iron Man walked down the purple dirt road hand in hand. Soon they came to a forest.
"It's a forest. There might be wolves in there!" exclaimed Iron Man.
"And aliens!" said The Monster.
"And Santa Claus!" said Darcy. An awkward silence followed. Iron Man and The Monster looked at him.
"Santa Claus?" questioned Iron Man.
"I don't know, he always kind of freaked me out for some reason. I mean, he sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, and he sees everything you do. Does that mean that he sees you in the shower and when you're undressing too? He sounds like a stalker to me," explained Darcy.
"Wolves, aliens, Santa Claus!" they all whispered in unison as they walked into the forest.
"Oh my!" whimpered Darcy in a surprisingly girlish voice.
"Wolves, aliens, Santa Claus!" they all chanted.
"Oh my!" yelped Darcy. This continued, until someone in a red and white outfit and a white beard jumped out at them. "Santa Claus!" screamed Darcy. He froze in fright.
"Oh, hello," said Santa Claus. "I was just heading to Diamond City to ask The Sorcerer for a life. It is so annoying bringing presents to little kids. And then they leave me cookies. Why do they leave me cookies? Are they making fun of my weight problem? Why doesn't anyone leave me a Slim- Fast? And those elves! They're annoying! Especially that Snow Puff. And I have had enough. I need a life!"
"Well, you can come with us. We are also going to Diamond City to ask The Sorcerer for wishes," said The Monster.
"Does this mean you're not going to stalk everyone anymore?" asked Darcy. Santa snorted.
"Please. I never did that. That's just something the parents made up to make you good the whole year." Darcy's jaw dropped.
"Those liars!" he gasped. "I'm never doing the dishes again!" Then he gasped again. "I've figured it out!" he exclaimed. "This is just like that movie! It's just a dream! I feel so relieved now. All I have to do is click my heels together three times and say, 'there's no place like home, there's no place like home'!" Everyone stared at him. He clicked his heels together with his leather sandals, closed his eyes, and said, "There's no place like home, there's no place like home." He opened his eyes. Everyone was still staring at him. They were beginning to wonder about his mental health. "Fiddlesticks, it didn't work!" he pouted.
"Okay," said Santa uncertainly. So Darcy, The Monster, Iron Man, and Santa Claus all walked down the purple dirt road. Soon they came to a huge, tall structure. There was a sign outside of it that said "Diamond City".
"Yay!" yelled Darcy. "We made it to Diamond City!" He clapped his hands and jumped up and down in glee. They saw a huge castle, and assumed that was where The Sorcerer lived. So they knocked on the door. The door opened and Harry Potter stood there.