ringlord: D.W.! D.W.! D.W.! where'd ya go (D.W. means doc_wanabe not darkwing)
*scene cuts out to a bar and a very drunk doc_wanabe*
doc_wanabe:*snore**snore**snore* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*snore*
ringlord: guess I'll just have to start without him.
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OUTLAW STAR: THE KIOJE CRONACALS
CHAPTER2: THE WEDDING,
THE HONEYMOON,
AND THE MASHED POTATOS
It's been two days and Gene was wondering if it was the right decision
to ask Aisha to marry him.
"I mean", he thought to himself "she is beautiful, strong, and probably the best thing that's ever happened to me....but she can sometimes be a little arogent, pigheaded, and downright selfish. HMMM"
"Whatcha thinking about?" Aisha asked popping in on him. (Gene was in his room P.S. it's like 2a.m.) "Huh? oh nothing. Hey what are you
doing up this late anyways?" Gene asked. "I couldn't sleep what do you expect were getting married tomorrow," A huge smile threatening to
crack her face in half.
Gene sighed and leaned over to give her a huge hug. Aisha purred happily and they fell asleep that way, with aishas head leaning on gene's chest.
Morning rolled around and Aisha ran around the house waking everyone up by either almost knocking there door down or screaming "GET UP" at the top of her lungs, usually both.
almost everyone came walking down the stairs (P.S. there living on hayfongIII for a while so they can work up some money amd get the outlaw star fixed. sorry for all the interuptions I just left some info out of the first chapter.) rubbing there heads or screaming at Aisha to shut up.
An hour later they had Aisha bound and gagged to a chair(with a LOT of roap) So they could eat in peace. "You calmed down yet," asked Suzuka geting a nod from aisha. "good", exclaimed Jim.
Mel walked over and untied aisha. The first thing aisha did was jump at suzuka knocking her out of her seat and shattering her tea cup. But before much could happen(besides a few punches to suzuka) Gene jumped up and pulled them apart wrapping his arms around aisha to keep her from attacking suzuka again. "Why don't you eat something?" Gene asked soothingly. "No thanks, I'm not hungry." Everyone stared as aisha walked up the stairs to take a shower.
The wedding started as planed Gene and Aisha were sweating their heads off Aishas family was there(which is like 50 people) Fred Lou was there crying because "his" Gene was getting married to someone that wasn't him, Harry and Ron Mcdougal were there and Harry was hitting on Melfina(as usual). But everyone silenced(besides Fred who was still crying )when Gene walked down the isle in his tux with Jim as his best man. He reached the podium and turned around to
watch his bride walk down the isle. Aisha entered the room neroviously and walked down the isle in her beutiful white gown and headdress with Suzuka at her side. When she reached the end
she turned to stare at Gene as the priest stood at the podium and started the cerimony(I'm gonna skip most of it, sorry) "Do you Gene Starwind take Aisha Clan-clan to be you wife, to love and to hold, till death do you part?" "I DO" "And do you Aisha Clan-clan take Gene Starwind to be your husband to love and to hold till death do you part" "I DO" "Then I now pronounce you husband and wife. you may now kiss the b--" but before he could finish Aisha threw herself at Gene and kissed
him deeply for a good half minute and when she finished everyone stared. "What?" asked Aisha
"You never seen anyone kiss before?" And Gene turned beet red.
When they got home that afternoon Gene and Aisha Starwind, the newly married couple packed there bags and left in Jims car on their honeymoon which as it turns out to be is just a night
at a luxury hotel. Aisha opened the door as she carried her new husband into room 127 of The Mcdougal Hotel(stupid name but I couldn't think of anything better) and dropped him on there ONE
king sized bed. "I'm hungry let's order roomservice honey," was the first thing out of
Aisha's mouth. "Sure," replied Gene reaching over to grab the phone "What do you want," asked Gene. "Fish, Lobster, shrimp, a gallon of milk, and some mashed potatos," was Aisha's long
reply. After ordering Aisha's food Gene just ordered himself a steak and some champaine when they got their food the first thing Aisha did was down the whole thing of champaine.(MWAAA HAAAAA HAAA) As they ate Aisha started to feel real hot and weird. Gene noticed this and asked her what was wrong but she didn't answer she just reached her hand into her large pile of mashed potatos
and chucked a handfull at him. It hit him squarely in the face and as he fell out of his
chair only two words came to his mind "She's drunk!" Gene jumpped up wipping his face clean
and tried to grab her arm but before he could do so another blob of potatos hit him this time on
his sholder he finally grabbed her and pulled her away from the table but before he could get her far enough away she raised her leg and flipped the table sending food flying everywhere.
An hour later she was tied to the bed and to weak to break the ropes. She fell asleep
that way and Gene slept in a chair in front of her. In the morning aishas first thoughts were
" I want some mashed potatos."
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Doc_wanabe: Man I wish I could go on that honeymoon.
Ringlord: Your an idiot arn't you?
Doc_wanabe Yep.
P.S. Chapter three coming soon.
*scene cuts out to a bar and a very drunk doc_wanabe*
doc_wanabe:*snore**snore**snore* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*snore*
ringlord: guess I'll just have to start without him.
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OUTLAW STAR: THE KIOJE CRONACALS
CHAPTER2: THE WEDDING,
THE HONEYMOON,
AND THE MASHED POTATOS
It's been two days and Gene was wondering if it was the right decision
to ask Aisha to marry him.
"I mean", he thought to himself "she is beautiful, strong, and probably the best thing that's ever happened to me....but she can sometimes be a little arogent, pigheaded, and downright selfish. HMMM"
"Whatcha thinking about?" Aisha asked popping in on him. (Gene was in his room P.S. it's like 2a.m.) "Huh? oh nothing. Hey what are you
doing up this late anyways?" Gene asked. "I couldn't sleep what do you expect were getting married tomorrow," A huge smile threatening to
crack her face in half.
Gene sighed and leaned over to give her a huge hug. Aisha purred happily and they fell asleep that way, with aishas head leaning on gene's chest.
Morning rolled around and Aisha ran around the house waking everyone up by either almost knocking there door down or screaming "GET UP" at the top of her lungs, usually both.
almost everyone came walking down the stairs (P.S. there living on hayfongIII for a while so they can work up some money amd get the outlaw star fixed. sorry for all the interuptions I just left some info out of the first chapter.) rubbing there heads or screaming at Aisha to shut up.
An hour later they had Aisha bound and gagged to a chair(with a LOT of roap) So they could eat in peace. "You calmed down yet," asked Suzuka geting a nod from aisha. "good", exclaimed Jim.
Mel walked over and untied aisha. The first thing aisha did was jump at suzuka knocking her out of her seat and shattering her tea cup. But before much could happen(besides a few punches to suzuka) Gene jumped up and pulled them apart wrapping his arms around aisha to keep her from attacking suzuka again. "Why don't you eat something?" Gene asked soothingly. "No thanks, I'm not hungry." Everyone stared as aisha walked up the stairs to take a shower.
The wedding started as planed Gene and Aisha were sweating their heads off Aishas family was there(which is like 50 people) Fred Lou was there crying because "his" Gene was getting married to someone that wasn't him, Harry and Ron Mcdougal were there and Harry was hitting on Melfina(as usual). But everyone silenced(besides Fred who was still crying )when Gene walked down the isle in his tux with Jim as his best man. He reached the podium and turned around to
watch his bride walk down the isle. Aisha entered the room neroviously and walked down the isle in her beutiful white gown and headdress with Suzuka at her side. When she reached the end
she turned to stare at Gene as the priest stood at the podium and started the cerimony(I'm gonna skip most of it, sorry) "Do you Gene Starwind take Aisha Clan-clan to be you wife, to love and to hold, till death do you part?" "I DO" "And do you Aisha Clan-clan take Gene Starwind to be your husband to love and to hold till death do you part" "I DO" "Then I now pronounce you husband and wife. you may now kiss the b--" but before he could finish Aisha threw herself at Gene and kissed
him deeply for a good half minute and when she finished everyone stared. "What?" asked Aisha
"You never seen anyone kiss before?" And Gene turned beet red.
When they got home that afternoon Gene and Aisha Starwind, the newly married couple packed there bags and left in Jims car on their honeymoon which as it turns out to be is just a night
at a luxury hotel. Aisha opened the door as she carried her new husband into room 127 of The Mcdougal Hotel(stupid name but I couldn't think of anything better) and dropped him on there ONE
king sized bed. "I'm hungry let's order roomservice honey," was the first thing out of
Aisha's mouth. "Sure," replied Gene reaching over to grab the phone "What do you want," asked Gene. "Fish, Lobster, shrimp, a gallon of milk, and some mashed potatos," was Aisha's long
reply. After ordering Aisha's food Gene just ordered himself a steak and some champaine when they got their food the first thing Aisha did was down the whole thing of champaine.(MWAAA HAAAAA HAAA) As they ate Aisha started to feel real hot and weird. Gene noticed this and asked her what was wrong but she didn't answer she just reached her hand into her large pile of mashed potatos
and chucked a handfull at him. It hit him squarely in the face and as he fell out of his
chair only two words came to his mind "She's drunk!" Gene jumpped up wipping his face clean
and tried to grab her arm but before he could do so another blob of potatos hit him this time on
his sholder he finally grabbed her and pulled her away from the table but before he could get her far enough away she raised her leg and flipped the table sending food flying everywhere.
An hour later she was tied to the bed and to weak to break the ropes. She fell asleep
that way and Gene slept in a chair in front of her. In the morning aishas first thoughts were
" I want some mashed potatos."
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Doc_wanabe: Man I wish I could go on that honeymoon.
Ringlord: Your an idiot arn't you?
Doc_wanabe Yep.
P.S. Chapter three coming soon.
