Ramen Kills
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha. There. I said it. HAPPY NOW?!
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It was a quiet, sunny afternoon. Inuyasha was under the God Tree eating his favorite dish. Yep, ramen. "Why don't you like the food I make?" Kagome asked him angrily. "Oh. You mean that stuff's food?" Inuyasha replied calmly, while unbeknownst to him, imaginary fire appeared all around Kagome. "SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT!" Now Inuyasha was eating his least favorite dish. Dirt. "At least I saved the ramen," Inuyasha said to himself after he recovered. "That was close," "SIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kagome screamed at the top of her lungs, causing Inuyasha to create a 5-foot wide crater. She walked away, mumbling something about stupid boys and idiot ramen lovers. Inuyasha pried his face off the ground just in time to see Kagome disappearing through the well. "W-what?! Stupid girl! We still have to collect the Shikkon jewel shards!" Inuyasha hollered, only to discover that Kagome was back in her own time, unable to hear him. "Now I have to follow her." He said under his breath. He scarfed up the ramen while he smiled a big stupid smile due to the "utterly delicious" taste.
THWAP! "I swear, I didn't see your-" THWAP! Miroku lay on the ground, unconscious. *~* "DON'T EVER TOUCH ME THERE AGAIN!!!" Sango's face was pure red as she stormed away in pure anger. "Wait. Come back. I'm sorr-" Plop! Miroku lay on the ground, once again unconscious @.@ (A/N: We all know he wasn't actually sorry. What a perv!). "SORRY?! You're not sorry! You just want what you always want!" Sango shouted from another room (A/N: Miroku, Sango, and Shippo are in a house). "This is fun." Shippo said to himself, watching the angry demon slayer and the lecherous monk.
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So how was the first chapter? I know it's a little short, but this is my first fic! Please R&R without flames!
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha. There. I said it. HAPPY NOW?!
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It was a quiet, sunny afternoon. Inuyasha was under the God Tree eating his favorite dish. Yep, ramen. "Why don't you like the food I make?" Kagome asked him angrily. "Oh. You mean that stuff's food?" Inuyasha replied calmly, while unbeknownst to him, imaginary fire appeared all around Kagome. "SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT!" Now Inuyasha was eating his least favorite dish. Dirt. "At least I saved the ramen," Inuyasha said to himself after he recovered. "That was close," "SIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kagome screamed at the top of her lungs, causing Inuyasha to create a 5-foot wide crater. She walked away, mumbling something about stupid boys and idiot ramen lovers. Inuyasha pried his face off the ground just in time to see Kagome disappearing through the well. "W-what?! Stupid girl! We still have to collect the Shikkon jewel shards!" Inuyasha hollered, only to discover that Kagome was back in her own time, unable to hear him. "Now I have to follow her." He said under his breath. He scarfed up the ramen while he smiled a big stupid smile due to the "utterly delicious" taste.
THWAP! "I swear, I didn't see your-" THWAP! Miroku lay on the ground, unconscious. *~* "DON'T EVER TOUCH ME THERE AGAIN!!!" Sango's face was pure red as she stormed away in pure anger. "Wait. Come back. I'm sorr-" Plop! Miroku lay on the ground, once again unconscious @.@ (A/N: We all know he wasn't actually sorry. What a perv!). "SORRY?! You're not sorry! You just want what you always want!" Sango shouted from another room (A/N: Miroku, Sango, and Shippo are in a house). "This is fun." Shippo said to himself, watching the angry demon slayer and the lecherous monk.
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So how was the first chapter? I know it's a little short, but this is my first fic! Please R&R without flames!