Ramen Kills
Chapter 2: More Ramen, Please! And the Attack of the Super Lech!
Disclaimer: I DO OWN INUYASHA.I wish.
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"What am I going to do with him?" Kagome asked herself, still angry at Inuyasha, since it had only been about 10 seconds after she came through the well. "I mean, I try to give him something good to eat, and he spits in my face!" She started to imitate Inuyasha in a mocking tone. "Oh, you mean that stuff's food? WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS?!! I guess I better calm down, though. After all, he is Inuyasha. You can't expect much from him." She sighed.
"Kagomeeee! Where are you?" Inuyasha said. "I want more ramen." (A/N: We all know what he really wants. Lol.)
"Is that Inuyasha?" Kagome said, not knowing whether she was hearing things or not. Suddenly, Inuyasha walked out of the shrine.
"What are you doing here?" Kagome asked him angrily.
"Kagome?" He said slowly.
"Can I help you?" She said rather sarcastically.
"Uh.I want more ramen." He said, anxiously waiting for his lovely and delicious ramen.
Kagome's face started to get redder than Inuyasha's fire rat coat. "RrrrrrrrrrRRRRRR SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"OWWWWWW!!!" Inuyasha yelled as he hit his head on a huge rock 10 feet under the ground. Kagome quickly braced Inuyasha's head after he got up out of the huge ditch he was in.
"How do you like your Ramen?!!!!!!" Kagome yelled at him while shoving a cup of cooked ramen in his face. (A/N: GEEZ she cooks fast!)
"Uhhhhh. I don't!" Inuyasha said as he backed away from the ramen, which was now spilled all over the ground.
"What's up with him?" Kagome said very confusedly. "He's probably going back to the WSE (A/N: This means 'warring states era.' I might use it again in this story, so I just wanted to clear somethin' up.) to taunt shippo or scold miroku for being a pervert. I'd better follow him before shippo gets another lump on his head."
"Where are Inuyasha and Kagome?" Miroku asked nobody in particular.
"I don't know. I hope they haven't gone shard hunting without us." Sango said, trying to say nothing that would stimulate Miroku's "instincts."
"Well, as long as they're gone, we might as well do something to pass the time." Miroku slyly said while silently edging closer to Sango, who was about to be driven off the deep end.
Sango suddenly realized she had failed to keep Perv Boy away from herself as she felt a hand rather high up on her front (A/N: You know where that is, hopefully. I don't want to explain it to those of you who don't.) "WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!!!!!!" she shouted at the lecherous monk as she elbowed him. Hard. (A/N: Miroku was behind her when she elbowed him. Hard.)
"I ow said ow we ow should ow do ow something ow to ow pass ow the-" SMACK! THWAP! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Sango walked away proudly, knowing that The Pervinator wasn't going to bother her anymore.
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So how was it? Did ya like it?
Next chapter coming in about a week or so, hopefully sooner. Please R&R!
Chapter 2: More Ramen, Please! And the Attack of the Super Lech!
Disclaimer: I DO OWN INUYASHA.I wish.
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"What am I going to do with him?" Kagome asked herself, still angry at Inuyasha, since it had only been about 10 seconds after she came through the well. "I mean, I try to give him something good to eat, and he spits in my face!" She started to imitate Inuyasha in a mocking tone. "Oh, you mean that stuff's food? WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS?!! I guess I better calm down, though. After all, he is Inuyasha. You can't expect much from him." She sighed.
"Kagomeeee! Where are you?" Inuyasha said. "I want more ramen." (A/N: We all know what he really wants. Lol.)
"Is that Inuyasha?" Kagome said, not knowing whether she was hearing things or not. Suddenly, Inuyasha walked out of the shrine.
"What are you doing here?" Kagome asked him angrily.
"Kagome?" He said slowly.
"Can I help you?" She said rather sarcastically.
"Uh.I want more ramen." He said, anxiously waiting for his lovely and delicious ramen.
Kagome's face started to get redder than Inuyasha's fire rat coat. "RrrrrrrrrrRRRRRR SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"OWWWWWW!!!" Inuyasha yelled as he hit his head on a huge rock 10 feet under the ground. Kagome quickly braced Inuyasha's head after he got up out of the huge ditch he was in.
"How do you like your Ramen?!!!!!!" Kagome yelled at him while shoving a cup of cooked ramen in his face. (A/N: GEEZ she cooks fast!)
"Uhhhhh. I don't!" Inuyasha said as he backed away from the ramen, which was now spilled all over the ground.
"What's up with him?" Kagome said very confusedly. "He's probably going back to the WSE (A/N: This means 'warring states era.' I might use it again in this story, so I just wanted to clear somethin' up.) to taunt shippo or scold miroku for being a pervert. I'd better follow him before shippo gets another lump on his head."
"Where are Inuyasha and Kagome?" Miroku asked nobody in particular.
"I don't know. I hope they haven't gone shard hunting without us." Sango said, trying to say nothing that would stimulate Miroku's "instincts."
"Well, as long as they're gone, we might as well do something to pass the time." Miroku slyly said while silently edging closer to Sango, who was about to be driven off the deep end.
Sango suddenly realized she had failed to keep Perv Boy away from herself as she felt a hand rather high up on her front (A/N: You know where that is, hopefully. I don't want to explain it to those of you who don't.) "WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!!!!!!" she shouted at the lecherous monk as she elbowed him. Hard. (A/N: Miroku was behind her when she elbowed him. Hard.)
"I ow said ow we ow should ow do ow something ow to ow pass ow the-" SMACK! THWAP! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Sango walked away proudly, knowing that The Pervinator wasn't going to bother her anymore.
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So how was it? Did ya like it?
Next chapter coming in about a week or so, hopefully sooner. Please R&R!