Ramen Kills
Chapter 3: INUYASHA DOESN'T LIKE RAMEN???
Disclaimer: If I really owned Inuyasha, do you think I'd be writing this?
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Inuyasha sat near the well, without his ramen (A/N: How weird.) He decided to go help Sango with Miroku. "After all, he was the Super Letch in the last chapter."
"Inuyaaashaaa!" Kagome called from inside the well.
"Oh no! She's probably got more ramen!" Inuyasha said to himself while he started to run towards the house that Miroku, Sango, and Shippo were in, which was pretty far away. "I hope she doesn't get there soon after I do." Inuyasha said, once again, to himself. (A/N: Inuyasha keeps saying things to himself.)
"So when do you think Miroku will wake up?" Shippo asked Sango, needing to know when he would get some more laughs.
"I don't know, but I hope it's not soon. I really don't want to get touched where I did last time." Sango sighed, knowing however that Miroku would soon wake up to "work his magic" again.
"I wonder where Kagome and Inuyasha are." Shippo said, sounding the teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeniest bit worried. (A/N: He would have been more worried about Kagome if he wasn't sure that Inuyasha was with her.) "I hope they get back soon. I'm starting to get hungry." He said just as Inuyasha came through the door.
"Is ramen all you ever think about?" Inuyasha asked Shippo more angrily than was polite (A/N: But we shouldn't expect any politeness of Inuyasha, now should we?)
Shippo was confused. "But I never said anything about ramen. All I said was that I was hungry. I just need plain old food."
"See?! You said 'All I need is plain old ramen.'" Inuyasha said.
"B-but.is something wrong with you, Inuyasha?" Shippo asked the paranoid hanyou, who was now sweating, clenching his teeth, breathing rather heavily, and flexing the claws on both of his hands.
"N-no! Nothing's w-wrong with me!" Inuyasha stammered.
"But you're twitching." Shippo said slowly, beginning to cringe for the moment. The moment he would get "another huge lump on his head" as Kagome had said to herself in the last chapter. But.the moment didn't come. Shippo sat there, confused.
"Why are you so twitchy, Inuyasha? Sango asked him.
"Twitchy? Who's twitchy? I'm not twitchy!" Inuyasha said, sounding VERY paranoid. Just then, Kagome came through the door.
"Inuyasha, how come you just left me at the well like that?!" Kagome asked him angrily. "Anyway, I stopped being angry. Here, I brought you some ramen."
"What? Ramen? I hate that stuff!" Inuyasha, who was now calm, said.
"What?!" Kagome said not so much angrily as surprised.
"WHAT???!!!" everyone, even Miroku, who was still unconscious (A/N: I have no idea how that perv could hear that conversation in his sleep), said.
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Was this one good? Geez, I wrote this fast! Could you believe it took me only about an hour to write this chapter? Chapter 4 might be the last one.
Okay, now, I have review requests for you to PLEASE put in your reviews: first, I need you to tell me if my fic is either funny, or are you just being nice? Second, I need you to tell me if my chapters should be longer in the future. Third, I would like you to alert me of many mistakes I need to change in my chapters.
Please R&R! Thanx!
Chapter 3: INUYASHA DOESN'T LIKE RAMEN???
Disclaimer: If I really owned Inuyasha, do you think I'd be writing this?
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Inuyasha sat near the well, without his ramen (A/N: How weird.) He decided to go help Sango with Miroku. "After all, he was the Super Letch in the last chapter."
"Inuyaaashaaa!" Kagome called from inside the well.
"Oh no! She's probably got more ramen!" Inuyasha said to himself while he started to run towards the house that Miroku, Sango, and Shippo were in, which was pretty far away. "I hope she doesn't get there soon after I do." Inuyasha said, once again, to himself. (A/N: Inuyasha keeps saying things to himself.)
"So when do you think Miroku will wake up?" Shippo asked Sango, needing to know when he would get some more laughs.
"I don't know, but I hope it's not soon. I really don't want to get touched where I did last time." Sango sighed, knowing however that Miroku would soon wake up to "work his magic" again.
"I wonder where Kagome and Inuyasha are." Shippo said, sounding the teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeniest bit worried. (A/N: He would have been more worried about Kagome if he wasn't sure that Inuyasha was with her.) "I hope they get back soon. I'm starting to get hungry." He said just as Inuyasha came through the door.
"Is ramen all you ever think about?" Inuyasha asked Shippo more angrily than was polite (A/N: But we shouldn't expect any politeness of Inuyasha, now should we?)
Shippo was confused. "But I never said anything about ramen. All I said was that I was hungry. I just need plain old food."
"See?! You said 'All I need is plain old ramen.'" Inuyasha said.
"B-but.is something wrong with you, Inuyasha?" Shippo asked the paranoid hanyou, who was now sweating, clenching his teeth, breathing rather heavily, and flexing the claws on both of his hands.
"N-no! Nothing's w-wrong with me!" Inuyasha stammered.
"But you're twitching." Shippo said slowly, beginning to cringe for the moment. The moment he would get "another huge lump on his head" as Kagome had said to herself in the last chapter. But.the moment didn't come. Shippo sat there, confused.
"Why are you so twitchy, Inuyasha? Sango asked him.
"Twitchy? Who's twitchy? I'm not twitchy!" Inuyasha said, sounding VERY paranoid. Just then, Kagome came through the door.
"Inuyasha, how come you just left me at the well like that?!" Kagome asked him angrily. "Anyway, I stopped being angry. Here, I brought you some ramen."
"What? Ramen? I hate that stuff!" Inuyasha, who was now calm, said.
"What?!" Kagome said not so much angrily as surprised.
"WHAT???!!!" everyone, even Miroku, who was still unconscious (A/N: I have no idea how that perv could hear that conversation in his sleep), said.
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Was this one good? Geez, I wrote this fast! Could you believe it took me only about an hour to write this chapter? Chapter 4 might be the last one.
Okay, now, I have review requests for you to PLEASE put in your reviews: first, I need you to tell me if my fic is either funny, or are you just being nice? Second, I need you to tell me if my chapters should be longer in the future. Third, I would like you to alert me of many mistakes I need to change in my chapters.
Please R&R! Thanx!