Ramen Kills
Chapter 4: Ramen Kills!!!
Disclaimer: Why don't I own Inuyasha? *Sob*
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"WHAT???!!!" Everyone but Inuyasha said in unison.
"That's right, I HATE ramen, so get it away from me!" Inuyasha yelled, thinking to himself "If Kagome tries to give me another bite of ramen, I might die!"
"Ladies and gentlemen, pigs fly." Kagome said.
"How come?" Shippo asked him.
"It's none of your business!" Inuyasha yelled at him.
"Okay! I was just asking!!" Shippo yelled back.
"Now that they're distracted by Inuyasha's phobia, I might as well go for it." Miroku thought to himself slyly, or, so he thought. He edged closer to Sango. Closer, closer, closer still.
Suddenly Sango's voice seemed to be the only one to be heard over the arguing as she felt two hands squeezing her butt. "PERVERT!!! LECHER!!! I THOUGHT MONKS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HOLY!!!" SMACK! WHAP! TWAP! THWAP! BWAP! PWAP! SOMETHING ELSE THAT ENDS IN WAP!
"I guess I overdid it a little." Miroku said with his face looking like this: @.@.
"Even one small touch is overdoing it!" Sango screamed at him. "Someday I'm going to kill you before your Kazaana does, I mean I will literally kill you, and you'll have no one to blame but yourself!"
"Wow, Sango's really getting worked up about this." Kagome said to nobody in particular.
"Well, how can I not?!" Sango yelled at her, not meaning to get angry at Kagome, though. "While you were gone, I was touched on my butt, touched in a place that shouldn't even be MENTIONED in a rated G fanfiction story, AND JUST NOW HE SQUEEZED MY BUTT INSTEAD OF JUST TOUCHING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. I SWARE THAT THE NEXT TIME HE TOUCHES ME, I'LL PUT HIM INTO A COMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Whoa." Inuyasha said, dumbfounded. "That was unusual. Now back to what we were talking about. Here goes." Inuyasha inhaled a deep breath. "Kagome! I don't want the ramen!"
"Take the ramen!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!!"
"NO!!"
"YES!!!"
"NO!!!"
"SIT!!!!"
"OW!!!!"
"Get him in the chair and tie him up!" Kagome yelled as she grabbed Inuyasha.
"Wait, no, no, no, NOOOOOOO!!!!!" Inuyasha yelled hysterically as he was being hoisted into the chair (A/N: I have no idea where they got the chair and rope.)
"Okay, now hand me some ramen! We need to get rid of that fear!" Kagome said as she was being handed some ramen. But as she turned back, there was an empty chair with some cut rope on it.
"Hey, look over there!" cried Shippo as he pointed to an Inuyasha-shaped hole in the wall.
A few minutes later, after they caught Inuyasha, they tied him down to the floor hf the house with some chains instead of rope.
"Okay, Inuyasha. Now tell me why you hate ramen!" Kagome ordered him.
"No! No, no, no, no, no, NO!!!" Inuyasha said yelled back at Kagome. "I'll never tell you why I hate ramen!"
"Tell me!"
"No!"
"I'll say it!"
"You expect me to believe that load of $***?!"
"SIT BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kagome shouted.
"OKAY, OKAY, I'LL TELL YOU! JUST STOP SAYING SIT, FOR GOD'S SAKE!" Inuyasha yelled at the top of his lungs.
"Good boy." Kagome said calmly.
"I-I-I d-don't like r-ramen because y-you youkeepsittingmebecauseIwantit!!!"
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I finally finished my first fanfic! Yay! Please R&R and tell me watcha think!
Chapter 4: Ramen Kills!!!
Disclaimer: Why don't I own Inuyasha? *Sob*
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"WHAT???!!!" Everyone but Inuyasha said in unison.
"That's right, I HATE ramen, so get it away from me!" Inuyasha yelled, thinking to himself "If Kagome tries to give me another bite of ramen, I might die!"
"Ladies and gentlemen, pigs fly." Kagome said.
"How come?" Shippo asked him.
"It's none of your business!" Inuyasha yelled at him.
"Okay! I was just asking!!" Shippo yelled back.
"Now that they're distracted by Inuyasha's phobia, I might as well go for it." Miroku thought to himself slyly, or, so he thought. He edged closer to Sango. Closer, closer, closer still.
Suddenly Sango's voice seemed to be the only one to be heard over the arguing as she felt two hands squeezing her butt. "PERVERT!!! LECHER!!! I THOUGHT MONKS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HOLY!!!" SMACK! WHAP! TWAP! THWAP! BWAP! PWAP! SOMETHING ELSE THAT ENDS IN WAP!
"I guess I overdid it a little." Miroku said with his face looking like this: @.@.
"Even one small touch is overdoing it!" Sango screamed at him. "Someday I'm going to kill you before your Kazaana does, I mean I will literally kill you, and you'll have no one to blame but yourself!"
"Wow, Sango's really getting worked up about this." Kagome said to nobody in particular.
"Well, how can I not?!" Sango yelled at her, not meaning to get angry at Kagome, though. "While you were gone, I was touched on my butt, touched in a place that shouldn't even be MENTIONED in a rated G fanfiction story, AND JUST NOW HE SQUEEZED MY BUTT INSTEAD OF JUST TOUCHING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. I SWARE THAT THE NEXT TIME HE TOUCHES ME, I'LL PUT HIM INTO A COMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Whoa." Inuyasha said, dumbfounded. "That was unusual. Now back to what we were talking about. Here goes." Inuyasha inhaled a deep breath. "Kagome! I don't want the ramen!"
"Take the ramen!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!!"
"NO!!"
"YES!!!"
"NO!!!"
"SIT!!!!"
"OW!!!!"
"Get him in the chair and tie him up!" Kagome yelled as she grabbed Inuyasha.
"Wait, no, no, no, NOOOOOOO!!!!!" Inuyasha yelled hysterically as he was being hoisted into the chair (A/N: I have no idea where they got the chair and rope.)
"Okay, now hand me some ramen! We need to get rid of that fear!" Kagome said as she was being handed some ramen. But as she turned back, there was an empty chair with some cut rope on it.
"Hey, look over there!" cried Shippo as he pointed to an Inuyasha-shaped hole in the wall.
A few minutes later, after they caught Inuyasha, they tied him down to the floor hf the house with some chains instead of rope.
"Okay, Inuyasha. Now tell me why you hate ramen!" Kagome ordered him.
"No! No, no, no, no, no, NO!!!" Inuyasha said yelled back at Kagome. "I'll never tell you why I hate ramen!"
"Tell me!"
"No!"
"I'll say it!"
"You expect me to believe that load of $***?!"
"SIT BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kagome shouted.
"OKAY, OKAY, I'LL TELL YOU! JUST STOP SAYING SIT, FOR GOD'S SAKE!" Inuyasha yelled at the top of his lungs.
"Good boy." Kagome said calmly.
"I-I-I d-don't like r-ramen because y-you youkeepsittingmebecauseIwantit!!!"
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I finally finished my first fanfic! Yay! Please R&R and tell me watcha think!