****Thank you for the nice reviews that I got. I really enjoyed them. As for the flame that I got I apologize for not knowing how to spell and not knowing that I could set my page to accept unsigned reviews. I fixed it now to accept anonymous reviews As I mentioned in the first chapter this is the first time that I have put a fanfic online. Sorry to everyone for making the first chapter so short but I had to get off and study for exams. I promise that this chapter will be a little longer. Warning though I was very hyper when I wrote this chapter. . Okay then.
*******DISCLAMERS: I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING OF RANMA ½ SO PLEASE DON'T SUE ME. THE ONLY THING I OWN OF RANMA IS A KEYCHAIN THAT I GOT FOR CHRISTMAS.
Chapter 2
MY WHAT????
*Recap: Ranma was found screaming in his room. After finding a bloody pair of shorts Kasumi informs Ranma that he had just started his period.*
Ranma could only stair at Kasumi. Finally he said in a small voice, "My… What?!"
"You know," Nabiki butted in, "The curse, that time of month, your visit from Aunt Gertrude."
Ranma scowled at her. " I don't have an Aunt Gertrude."
Akane sighed. Kasumi just smiled. "No No Ranma. A period is when….." she stopped and looked and the two fathers who were still in the room and in total shock. "Perhaps we should send the men out while we explain this to Ranma. This subject tends to make men very uncomfortable."
"It's making me pretty damn uncomfortable!" Ranma fumed," I don't want to know what one is less than have one!!"
While Kasumi sent the fathers out of the room Akane tried to calm Ranma down. As they did that Nabiki went to the bathroom and came out with a pad and a tampon.
Ranma spotted the items in the middle sisters hands. "What the hell are those?"
"There what we use to stop the blood from staining our outfits," Akane explained, "You can put the pad on your underwear."
It looks like a diaper to me," Ranma interrupted, "Forget that, what do you do with the other one?" She told him. Ranma screamed, "I'M SUPPOSED TO PUT THAT WHERE!?!?"
Akane sighed, "Its not as bad as it sounds and if you don't want to use it then you can use the pad, it's your choice."
Ranma looked at her, "So I have the choice of the stick up my crotch or the diaper? If that's the only choice I have then I'll take the diaper."
Nabiki gave him the pad and explained how to put it on. With a smirk on her face she added, "Since this is your first I won't charge you for it." Ranma just glared at her.
After Ranma had emerged from the bathroom Kasumi told Ranma about the joys of womanhood (A/N: I'm not going to go into details in this since it will make the fic a little boring and also for the sake of those who feel uncomfortable on this subject.) After she was done she asked Ranma if he had any questions. He just sat there with an open jaw. To recover him Akane slapped him on the back of the head. He really didn't seem to notice. He just turned to Kasumi and asked, "Um… exactly how long does this 'thing' last, one? Two hours?"
"Actually," Akane interrupted, "It depends on the girl. Sometimes it can last from three days up to a week."
"A WEEK! I can't wait that long, it's too annoying." He whined.
This got Akane really mad. "Well now you know ho we feel every month so quit whining." she yelled.
" I don't want to know how you feel," he yelled back," I just want to be a guy again. I've got to get that phoenix pill from Shampoo's grandmother." Just then Ranma doubled over and grabbed his stomach, "Oww, now what?"
Kasumi smiled her usual sweet smile, "Looks like cramps right on time. I'll go make you some tea." She got up and left.
Nabiki also got up to leave. "Where are you going?" Akane asked.
"To buy Ranma some chocolate. I'm sure he'll pay a good price for some once those female hormones kick in." She left.
Akane sighed for the thousandth time that day. She knew that routine. Nabiki used it enough on her. Of course she wouldn't give Ranma the bill until later. She got up to go too but turned to the redhead lying on the floor. Akane couldn't help but feel sorry for Ranma. This was defiantly not a fun thing to go through.
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A little later (After drinking several cups of tea and gorging on chocolate) poor Ranma was still very miserable. To make matters worse Ryoga had been in the room as P-chan and had heard the entire thing. He had sat there for a full hour making fun of and laughing at Ranma until the redhead had grabbed the other boys neck and mercilessly began to strangle him. Akane had to threaten Ranma with no more chocolate if he did not let Ryoga go. Terrified of the thought of no more chocolate Ranma instantly let go.
Of course the one who really suffered most from this was Genma who happened to be around when Ranma was going through mood swings. It had started when Genma had heard Ranma whimpering from the other room.
He went in and said to Ranma in a sad overdramatic tone, "Ranma it pains a father to see his son in such a week position."
Ranma just looked up with tears in his eyes. "Daddy," he said, " Can you give me a hug?"
Genma hugged his son not noticing that Ranma's hands were going around his neck, "Daddy," Ranma whimpered, "I just feel so weak and pitiful and….IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!," He began to strangle his father," I HAVE TO GO THROUGH ALL THIS AND ALL YOU DO IS GROW A LITTLE FUR IT'S NOT FAIR!!!!"
Suddenly Ranma stopped and fell into his barely breathing fathers arms sobbing," I'm sorry daddy, I just love you so much. It's just sometimes I just HATE YOU! HATE YOU!! HATE YOU!!! I'm sorry daddy I don't hate you I really love you…."
This went on for about thirty minutes until Genma passed out from lack of oxygen. After his father passed out, Ranma curled into a little ball and sighed. It sucks to be a woman.
****Well that's all I have. Yeah I know really lame. There will be more chapters I promise. I just don't know when. I might have some time to add a new chapter during Christmas break. Until then please review. Bye :0)
