Chapter Two: Trying to watch Meta-Evil's Channel... without commit suicide after that

Did you know... that I DON'T own Medabots???

HFH writes: Here is another chap of this crazy fic! But first... THANKS FOR THE REVIEWS!!!

Shadow Knight: I wanna kill Armound too... I CAN'T WATCH MEDABOTS!!!!! AAAAHHHHH!!! XD

C-Puff ::Val: Maybe Meta-Evil will star in "My Heart is Yours"!!

sexi yaoi-gal: Here is another weird chap!

Madiko Karakuchi: Yep, this is really ridiculous... ^.^;;;

And now: the pain... the horror... META-EVIL'S CHANNEL!!!!

-You didn't give up so... my first program is: Singing with Meta-Evil!!!

-NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! XO- Erika, Ikki, Dr. Aki and Henry yelled

Armound smiled evily -Don't worry, I am an excellent singer... Dinky Winky, Dipsy, Lala, Po... PO! Teletubbies, Teletubbies, Teletubbies.... I forgot what's next... Teletubbies, Teletubbies... Saayyyy Hello! HEO!!!

-AAAAAARRRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!! XO- everybody screamed

-And now... the Horror... I mean... Humor section: Do you know what did a wall say to a picture??

-My neurons won't resist too much...- Ikki sighed

-What a strange thing: I didn't know that you had neurons...- Eugene smirked

Meta-Evil didn't say anything for 1 minute -NOTHING!!! Because a wall can't talk!!!

-AAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!! XO- everybody screamed

-Let's see my e-mail: meta_evil_is_the_best@fakemail.com .Wow! I have 450 new mails!!! The first is from "Arcbeetle" who wrote: "I hope that you die painfully!!"

Henry raised his eyebrow

-"Spike" wrote: "I love your Channel!!! Please, broadcast more programs!!!"

-Only a idiot like Spike can write something like that...- Erika commented

-"Metabee" wrote: "I WANNA WATCH MY SOAP OPERAS... I MEAN... MY DOCUMENTARIES!!!"

-Some people asked me about my biography... so, here's it: I was born in 2100. When I was 1 years old I walked three steps. My first word was: "CONQUER!". My first pet was a brown dog called "Eugene". In the first grade, my classmates were: Akihabara, Stuart; Aikido; Sakura; Agata, Tadao; Aki, Eugene; Asakura, Yamazaki...

Later. In the bridge...

Henry was walking toward his home when he saw Samantha. She was walking, carrying a big stone

-What are you doing?- he asked

-My life hasn't sense... I'm gonna die in this river

-But Samantha... you can't do that!!!! There are more things besides the TV!!!

-Like what?

-Errrrr... let me see... mmmmmmmm...

-What?- Samantha asked

-Don't you have another stone for me? ^.^;;;;;

Will all Japan commit suicide?? Will Meta-Evil say more jokes? Will Spike watch more programs? How many paws did Meta-Evil's dog have?

If you wanna know all this stupid things... read the next chap!!!