Gundam Wing Christmas Carols
By: Mia Dorothy Rain Sanada Winner Kasshu
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing or any of its characters. Also, I never made up the original carols that are mentioned here, but I added my own little touch to them. No yoai, just good humor. So, enjoy!
A/N: I (the author) will be going by the name Mia, and I am directing the G-boys and their girls in a caroling session. Kayz?
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Scene: Somewhere on a colony. A group of thirteen people walk up the sidewalk to a house. A red haired girl with blonde highlights goes to knock on the door.
~Mia: *holds up her kawaii baton* Now for the first carol, Jingle War Bells. Ready people?
~Duo: Aw, man! Do we hafta?!
~Mia: One, I'm a woman….
~WuFei: Got that right.
~Mia: I don't need your smart ass remarks, WuFei.
~WuFei: I know, otherwise, I wouldn't have said it.
*Mia grumbles*
~Heero: Let's just get this over with.
~Mia: I agree. Now, Heero, you start out. Ready? *knocks on door*
~Heero:……..Fine…..
*A younger woman answers the door*
~Woman: Oh, look honey! Carolers!
*A man appears behind her*
~Man: *sarcastic* Wow……
~Mia: *eyebrow twitches* Ready? Heero?
~Heero: Fine….*looks down at the music in front of him* Speeding through the snow…
~Relena: In Wing Zero….
~Cathy: Throwing knives at the clown….
~Trowa: ….And laughing all the time….
~Hilde: When the war bells ring….
~Dorothy: The G-girls come out and sing….
~Sally: Oh, what fun it is to ride…
~Quatre: In Sandrock tonight!
~All: Oh, Jingle War bells…
~WuFei: Altron smells….. wait a sec! My Natak--
*Sally covers WuFei's mouth*
~Milliardo: Tallgeese laid an egg….
~Trowa: ….Heavyarms fell apart….
~Duo: And Deathscythe took ballet!
~Noin: Oh, Jingle War Bells….
~WuFei: My Altron doesn't smell….
~Milliardo: Tallgeese laid an egg….
~Trowa: ….Heavyarms fell apart….
~Duo: And Deathscythe took ballet.
~Woman: Bravo!
~Man: So modernized. *rolls eyes*
~Mia: Well, next song, We Wish you a Gundam Christmas. Ready? 1&2&3&4….
~Heero: We wish you a Gundam Christmas….
~Relena: We Wish you a Gundam Christmas…..
~Duo: We Wish you a Gundam Christmas…..
~Hilde: And a Gundam-filled new year!
~Cathy: So bring us some Gundam shaped cookies……
~Trowa:….. So bring us some Gundam shaped cookies……
~Quatre: So bring us some Gundam shaped cookies……
~Dorothy: Or, I'll stab you to death! *pulls out fencing sword from Z-space*
~Woman: Oh, my!
~Man: *chuckles* Now that's funny!
~Mia: *bows* Thank you. After all, I came up with the songs!
~Woman: Well, I'm making some Gundam shaped cookies now, so if you come back tomorrow, I'll have some for you.
~Duo: Kawaii!
~Hilde: Calm down, hon.
~WuFei: Wait, onna! How come I didn't get to sing in the last song?
~Mia: Uh…well….you didn't like singing!
~WuFei: You think I like singing that my Gundam stinks! My Nataku didn't stink! After all, I used to clean it up after every battle!
~Sally: It's okay, Chang.
~Mia: *sweat drops* You're Gundam probably didn't stink, *coughs* it only fit the song!
~WuFei: *huffs* Fine.
~Woman: Well, I think you did a wonderful job.
*Mia coughs and holds out her hand*
*Woman pulls out a cough drop from Z-space and places it in Mia's hand.*
~Man: I think she wants money.
~Woman: Oh, *searches wallet*
~Mia: *eyes light up* Oh, don't worry about it. I'll just be taking this! *grabs wallet and dashes off* Have a Merry Christmas!
~Woman: Oh, okay. You too!
~Man: Aren't you worried? She just dashed off with your wallet.
~Woman: *gasps* Oh, my Kami….*faints*
*Man laughs at his wife and walks out the door*
~Mia: This should be enough….*counts money*
~Duo: Are ya gonna share?
~WuFei: Yeah, we did sing those songs that went against my justice beliefs…
~Mia: Everything goes against your "justice beliefs!"
~WuFei: Kisama…..
~Mia: No, I'm not gonna share. I hafta get these songs published! It's gonna take money to do that!
~Cathy: But we deserve some of it.
~Mia: When I have you guys sing it, you'll be able to make your own dough.
~Duo: Speaking of dough, are we still going to eat those cookies at that lady's house?
*Hilde's smacks Duo upside the head*
~Duo: Ouch!
~Mia: No, you dimwit!
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Ending Comments: I tried to make this funny. Lemme know whatchya think! I'm planning on doing a Ronin Warrior (or Samurai Troopers) fic like this, but I need your opinions on this, before I do. Kayz? Merry Gundam Christmas!
May your days be as evil as mine are (Even on Christmas), ^_^*
~*~Mia Dorothy Rain Sanada Winner Kasshu aka the queen of war!~*~