Disclaimer-Pokemon isn't mine, nor is Moulin Rogue or E!

"Blah"-Speaking

"Blah"-Singing

Elephant Love Medley

"I can't, and I won't!" Misty yelled, turning away from Ash and stomping off.

He caught her arm and pulled her back around to face him. "Why not?"

"Look at the facts, Ash! You're the Pokemon Grand Master, and I'm the Cerulean City gym leader! Think of what would happen…the scandals, the tabloids, E!, not to mention what my sisters and your mother would think!"

Ash laughed. "My mom would be thrilled, I know, and since when do you care what your sisters think about your love life? Come on, Misty, I know you want it! You've been wanting it for years!"

"And you?"

"For the past 5 minutes."

"ASH!!"

"I'm just kidding!" Ash laughed, dodging a direct hit to the head. "Look, I finally get the nerve to say what you've wanted me to say for years, and you suddenly back down! What have you got against love? Love is a many splendored thing. Love…lifts us up where we belong! All you need is love!"

"Please, don't start that again," Misty whispered.

"All you need is love…"

"A girl has got to eat," she protested.

"All you need is love…"

"She'll end up on the street!"

"All you need is love…"

Misty turned away. "Love is just a game."

Ash went in front of her, blocking her exit. "I was made for loving you, baby. You were made for loving me!"

Misty brushed past him. "The only way of loving me, baby, is to pay a lovely fee!"

Ash grabbed her arm and stopped her from leaving. "Just one night, give me just one night!"

Misty rolled her eyes. Had he no idea what was at stake here? "There's no way, 'cause you can't pay!"

Ash put on a pleading look. "In the name of love, one night in the name of love!"

Misty yanked her arm away and went for the door. "You crazy fool. I won't give in to you."

"Don't…"

Misty stopped at his voice, and her hand, reaching for the doorknob, faltered.

"…leave me this way. I can't survive without your sweet love. Oh, baby, don't leave me this way."

Misty dropped her hand to her side and hung her head. "You'd think the people would've had enough of silly love songs."

Ash grinned. "I look around me and I see, that isn't so. No."

"Some people want to fill the world with silly love songs."

"Well, what's wrong with that? I'd like to know."

A sudden thumping made Misty turn around and see that Ash was standing on the conference table. "'Cause here I go again!" he sang, grinning. "Love lifts us up where we belong!"

"Get down!" Misty yelped.

"Where eagles fly on a mountain high!"

Misty grabbed Ash's hand and yanked him off the table. "Love makes us act like we are fools. Throw our lives away for one happy day!"

"We could be heroes!" Ash interrupted. " Just for one day."

Misty gave Ash a skeptical look. "You… you will be mean."

"No, I won't!" Ash protested.

"And I…I'll drink all the time!" Misty threw up her hands.

"We should be lovers!" Ash shouted.

"We can't do that." Misty shook her head.

"We should be lovers, and that's a fact!" Ash insisted.

Misty gave him a questioning look. "Though nothing…will keep us together…"

"We could still touch…"

"Just for one day!" Misty joined in hopefully, and they sang together in harmony. "We could be heroes, forever and ever. We could be heroes, forever and ever! We could be heroes…"

Ash began to sing on his own. "Just because I will always love you…"

"I…" Misty joined in on the last note, as she and Ash joined in a duet again. "…can't help loving…"

"…you…"Ash whispered.

"How wonderful life is, now you're in…" Misty sang softly, as Ash joined her for the final time.

"…the world!"

A weird noise was heard behind them. Ash and Misty turned to see Brock singing the Italian opera part, and Tracey playing the drum solo on a huge drum.

"Who invited them?" Misty asked.

Ash shrugged. "Not me. So, you wanna go out?"

Misty looped her arm around Ash's. "Let's go on National TV and announce that the two most famous Pokemon trainers in the world are dating, then let's go to the tabloid office and tell them...stuff, and then let's get a pizza!"

"Okay!" Ash and Misty walked off, while Tracey hit his drum too hard and the lining ripped, and Brock choked on his own saliva that was suppressed for his opera solo.

Teehee, that last bit was my sad attempt at humor.

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