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Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend

Violet, Lily, and Daisy walked down the hall of the Cerulean City gym, as dozens of fans and reporters flocked around them.

"Please go out with me!" one boy yelled. "I don't care which one, just go out with me!"

"You gorgeous girls, I could give you what you want…"

"I'm the one for you, pick me!"

A reporter shoved his microphone at them. "Violet, Lily, and Daisy Waterflower, why don't you ever date? No one has ever seen you on a date before…"

Violet raised her hand suddenly, and all noise stopped. They were now at the pool. The Sensational Sisters climbed up the ladder to the high dive, while the crowd watched.

"You want to know why we don't date?" Lily shouted down at them. "Take it away, Violet!"

"Gladly." Violet grinned. "The French are glad to die for love. They delight in fighting duels." Violet shoved Lily off the high dive and into the pool. "But I prefer a man who lives and gives expensive jewels!" Violet then pushed Daisy off the high dive. "A kiss on the hand may be quite continental, but diamonds are a…"

Lily and Daisy emerged from the water to sing with Violet. "…girl's best friend!

"A kiss may be grand but it…"Violet sang

"Wow!" cried Lily and Daisy, as Violet jumped down feet first, still singing. "…won't pay the rental on your humble flat."

Violet fell into the water, then emerged. "Or help to feed your pussycat."

Lily and Daisy joined her. "Men grow cold as girls grow old…"

"And we all lose our charms in the end!" Lily sang.

Lily and Daisy joined in. "But square-cut or pear-shaped, these rocks don't lose their shape. Diamonds are a girl's best friend!"

Violet threw up her arm, splashing water. "Tiffany's!" She threw up her other arm. "Cartier!"

He sisters joined her again. 'Cause we are living in a material world, and I am a material girl!"

Violet, Lily, and Daisy dived, then surfaced facing the boys and reporters. All three winked and blew a kiss. "There may come a time when a lass needs a lawyer…" Violet sang.

"But diamonds are a girl's best friend!" Lily and Daisy sang.

"There may be a time when a hard-boiled employer thinks you're…" Lily sang.

"Awfully nice," a boy from the crowd said.

All three dived again, then surfaced. They floated on their backs, their heads together. "Diamonds are a girl's best…Diamonds are a girl's best…Diamonds are a girl's best friend!"

They separated. "Ole!" Daisy shouted, throwing her hand disdainfully at the boys and paparazzi.

"'Cause that's when the louses go back to their spouses! Diamonds are a girl's best friend!" Lily sang.

Daisy and Violet suddenly appeared to be dancing in the water as their hidden tempo changed. "Feel the beat of the rhythm of the night!" they sang. "Dance until the morning light!"

"You can leave them all behind!" Lily sang.

"Feel the beat of the rhythm of the night!" Daisy and Lily sang.

"Dance until the morning light!" Violet sang. "You can leave them all behind!"

The boys, still drooling over them, started singing. "Entertain us. Here we are now. Entertain us! 'Cause we're stupid!"

Violet, Lily, and Daisy grinned. Time for the big finale!

All three dived, and suddenly surfaced with Violet standing on Lily and Daisy's shoulders. Violet threw her arms in the air and sang to the cheering of dozens. "Diamonds…diamonds…Square-cut or pear-shaped, these rocks won't lose their shape. Diamonds are a girl's best…"

Suddenly she gasped and stumbled. Lily and Daisy moved to catch her but failed. Violet fell over, kicking Lily's head. Lily grabbed Daisy's arm in a panic, and all three of them went under.

Ash and Misty were standing there, staring at the Sensational Sisters.

"Um…" Misty said.

The three surfaced. "What are you doing here?" Daisy yelled. "We were busy!"

"We just came to tell you…" Ash started.

"That Ash and I are dating," Misty finished.

The three eyed each other and suppressed laughs. They swam over to the side and pulled themselves up onto the gravel, standing at the edge of the pool.

"That's great news, squirt!" Violet said. "But remember…"

"DIAMONDS ARE A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND!!!!!!"

And all three fell backwards into the pool in unison.

Ash and Misty looked at each other, shrugged, and walked off.

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