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A Boy

"A beautiful rose for a beautiful lady," Brock said, getting down on one knee and handing a flower to Wilhemina.

Wilhemina giggled. "Brock, that's a daisy."

"Isn't that from Even Sevens?" Ash asked.

"Yeah." Brock got up and dusted off his pants.

"It was still very sweet," Wilhemina said.

Ash, Misty, Brock and Wilhemina were walking down the streets of Pewter City on a double date.

A motorcycle's engine caught their attention. Turning their heads, they four of them saw Officer Jenny drive by on her way to a crime scene. Not far behind her was Nurse Joy in an ambulance.

Brock stopped dead in his tracks and started drooling. Unfortunately, Wilhemina saw him

"Cad!" Wilhemina slapped him and started stomping away.

"Wait!" Brock ran after her and caught her arm. "Come on, you have to admit, they are very beautiful."

"I am your girlfriend!" Wilhemina yelled.

"I know! And that's why I'll never go after another girl"

Misty and Ash caught up with them. "Then why do you look at them like that?!" Misty demanded.

"Hey, I'm not a monk!" Brock said.

SLAP

That was from Wilhemina.

SLAP

And that was from Misty.

"Good God, Brock!" Ash yelled. "When will you learn that women are overbearing control-freaks who won't let you look at other women?"

SLAP

That was from Misty.

SLAP

And that was from Wilhemina.

"Sorry! Sorry!" Ash covered his head. "I meant that women are beautiful people who deserve your faithfulness!"

"Good," Misty said. "Now." She turned to Brock. "Why are you such a perv? Why do you fall in love with every woman you see?"

"Someone once told me…"

"WHAT?!" Wilhemina yelled. "Who could possibly have told you to be a perv?"

She got nothing.

"WELL?!"

"There was a boy…"

"Huh?" All three of them stared at him.

"A very strange enchanted boy. They say he wandered very far. Very far, over land and sea…"

"I wanna see where this goes…" Ash said.

"A little shy, and sad of eye. But very wise was he."

"Wise?" Christ…" Misty muttered.

"And then one day, a magic day, he passed my way. And while we spoke of many things: fools and kings, this he said to me…"

As, Misty, and Wilhemina leaned in. "What? What?"

"The greatest thing you'll ever learn…"

"WHAT?! WHAT?!"

"…is just to love, and be loved in return."

Wilhemina groaned, then whacked Brock upside the head. "You idiot. You absolutely adorable idiot. That 'enchanted boy' was telling you to find someone to love, not hit on every woman you see!"

"Oh…he wasn't specific, I figure he mean try to get the love of everyone."

"You brainless cutie!" Wilhemina gave him a playful push. "Now come on, we have a date to get back to."

"Yo."

Ash, Misty, Brock, and Wilhemina looked towards the voice. "TEAM ROCKET!"

Jessie, James, and Meowth stood before them. They were out of uniform. James was in blue jeans and a black shirt, Jessie was in blue jeans and a pink shirt. Meowth, as always, was in his fur.

Jessie shook her head. "Not Team Rocket anymore. I was…well, you know…the Boss…he figured he had NEEDS."

Misty nodded. "We understand."

"Where will you go?" Ash asked.

"Well, since we're not part of Team Rocket anymore…"

"You wanna join with us," Brock finished for them.

"Well…we kinda hoped." Jessie, James, and Meowth gave them guilty smiles.

Ash, Misty, and Brock sighed. "We'll have to think…"

You'll get their answer next chapter.

Yeah, I know this chapter was a little boring. 'A Boy' is a short song, but I wasn't about to waste the time I tok to write it down.

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