This Fic is just a collection of sleazy scenes that I made up to make fun
of all things Kingdom hearts. If you don't laugh I will find you and kill
you (I keep the Masamune in my basement for these types of things)
Ok Ok Ok, so this may not be the best thing you have ever read, but it will not be the worst (That title goes to my brother :P) Disclamer: I don't own kingdom hearts, the name sora, final fantasy 7, final fantasy 8, final fantasy 9, final fantasy 10, the characters Donald, goofy, kairi (that name is sleazy), Riku (neither the chick from Final Fantasy 10, nor this wacko from this game), My car, my money, my soul (sold to the devil for $5 ( ), my life (also sold on the black market for $5) nor my only computer in my lowly cardboard box.
This takes place during the cut scene after you come back from the darkness.
A dark shadow crept up from behind Kairi "Sora!" Yelled out kairi "this time I'll protect you" (sorry guys I havn't seen the cut scene in a while) Then the darkness swallowed up Sora. He heard voices and the music had changed (Which either means a romantic scene or a boss fight or a romantic boss fight (!!!) ) then suddenly out of nowhere he reappeared. Kairi was delighted and looked into those big pretty eyes (kudos to know the reference) as Sora said to her, "Oh Kairi I was swallowed up by darkness I was afraid. Everything was dark then suddenly I saw the light, and my heart was free. I went into the light and so I was able to return and be with you once again." Donald and Goofy stayed back to let them talk, for they hadn't seen each other since the secret place on their island. Kairi burst out, "Oh Sora you are back now! That's all that matters!" Donald walked over and said, "Uhh Sora, that wasn't her." Sora was confused until Donald cleared it up, "It was the Continue Button *Hallulah*" Sora's face lighted up, and he turned towards Kairi. "Oh screw her then, I'll go out with the continue button!" The party left, leaving a very confused Kairi behind only to be blown out of a nearby window by a freak gust of wind. The party wondered what happened to her, and Sora went in search of the elusive continue button to profess his love for it. (He only found it after the final battle and about 8,102,023 times fighting Sephiroth)
Ok guy this was written by my bro I am just posting it.
Next time "what! I didn't lock the keyholes?" "that's right sora you just expect to stick a key in a hole and take it out and its locked!" Leon answered back.
Ok Ok Ok, so this may not be the best thing you have ever read, but it will not be the worst (That title goes to my brother :P) Disclamer: I don't own kingdom hearts, the name sora, final fantasy 7, final fantasy 8, final fantasy 9, final fantasy 10, the characters Donald, goofy, kairi (that name is sleazy), Riku (neither the chick from Final Fantasy 10, nor this wacko from this game), My car, my money, my soul (sold to the devil for $5 ( ), my life (also sold on the black market for $5) nor my only computer in my lowly cardboard box.
This takes place during the cut scene after you come back from the darkness.
A dark shadow crept up from behind Kairi "Sora!" Yelled out kairi "this time I'll protect you" (sorry guys I havn't seen the cut scene in a while) Then the darkness swallowed up Sora. He heard voices and the music had changed (Which either means a romantic scene or a boss fight or a romantic boss fight (!!!) ) then suddenly out of nowhere he reappeared. Kairi was delighted and looked into those big pretty eyes (kudos to know the reference) as Sora said to her, "Oh Kairi I was swallowed up by darkness I was afraid. Everything was dark then suddenly I saw the light, and my heart was free. I went into the light and so I was able to return and be with you once again." Donald and Goofy stayed back to let them talk, for they hadn't seen each other since the secret place on their island. Kairi burst out, "Oh Sora you are back now! That's all that matters!" Donald walked over and said, "Uhh Sora, that wasn't her." Sora was confused until Donald cleared it up, "It was the Continue Button *Hallulah*" Sora's face lighted up, and he turned towards Kairi. "Oh screw her then, I'll go out with the continue button!" The party left, leaving a very confused Kairi behind only to be blown out of a nearby window by a freak gust of wind. The party wondered what happened to her, and Sora went in search of the elusive continue button to profess his love for it. (He only found it after the final battle and about 8,102,023 times fighting Sephiroth)
Ok guy this was written by my bro I am just posting it.
Next time "what! I didn't lock the keyholes?" "that's right sora you just expect to stick a key in a hole and take it out and its locked!" Leon answered back.