This, Chapter 2, takes place after the original game Kingdom hearts
Disclamer: I am not Walt Disney. Nor am I the CEO of Squaresoft. If I
was then I could stop with these stupid disclaimers and sleazy parodies and
actually make another game like Kingdom Hearts. If I were them I would own
all that stuff, but actually all I own of theirs are the cardboard boxes
they throw away that are now my home ^_^
Destiny Island, c. 2054 Sora walked into the sunlight, the day seemed to be another great one. It had been a year after he broke up with the continue button, for seeing it was simply too painful (well, hey, dying is very painful!!!), and so he was back with good ol' Kairi. She walked out behind him, and as they both looked up, they both saw a funny looking thing. A telescope cleverly made out of water, a turtle shell, squirrel hide, glass, and a telescope proved what Sora thought. "Hey, that's one tricked up gummy ship!" Kairi wondered aloud, 'Well uh, if they worlds are separate, then how did it get here? Just then Sephiroth jumped out and killed eight of those nameless guys who stand in the background before Cloud jumped out behind him and wacked him over the head with the sword (the thing weighs a ton!) As Sephiroth fell, Cloud looked at Sora. Sora, stunned, asked the obvious question: "How the heck did you get here with the worlds locked?" Cloud glared at Sora, and wacked him too. "Well stupid, you didn't lock the stupid doors!" Kairi mentioned that Sora had. "Well, moron, he just pointed the stupid key at the lock. Do you just stick a key in a lock to lock it? NO! You have to turn the damned key! Did he? NO! MORON!" Cloud wacked the now moaning Sora on the head again. Well moron, better pack it up and move it out! With that cloud threw Kairi and Sora into a gummy box, threw it up into the air, and slammed it with his sword so it soared out of the atmosphere. It turns out that the box landed on the end of the worlds, so Sora was reunited with his beloved continue button quite a few times before getting a fire-g and being able to leave the world, battered and beaten quite a bit. Cloud just laughed.
A/N Dude.. Could turn this into a story eh? BUT I AM NOT MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Maybe I will if I get enough reviews, for I have nullareviewophobia, or fear of having zip, zil, nada, none, 0, zippididoda, reviews hehe. Anyway now I will spout random phrases in latin that you will not understand. Semper Ubi Sub Ubi Debeo Necare Te Scirus debent cenant te. That's it folks. If I get enough reviews, I might tell you what the 2nd and third ones mean Mwahahahahahahahahaha!
Next time: Heartless? Or squirrels? Which is the greater threat? You decide!
Destiny Island, c. 2054 Sora walked into the sunlight, the day seemed to be another great one. It had been a year after he broke up with the continue button, for seeing it was simply too painful (well, hey, dying is very painful!!!), and so he was back with good ol' Kairi. She walked out behind him, and as they both looked up, they both saw a funny looking thing. A telescope cleverly made out of water, a turtle shell, squirrel hide, glass, and a telescope proved what Sora thought. "Hey, that's one tricked up gummy ship!" Kairi wondered aloud, 'Well uh, if they worlds are separate, then how did it get here? Just then Sephiroth jumped out and killed eight of those nameless guys who stand in the background before Cloud jumped out behind him and wacked him over the head with the sword (the thing weighs a ton!) As Sephiroth fell, Cloud looked at Sora. Sora, stunned, asked the obvious question: "How the heck did you get here with the worlds locked?" Cloud glared at Sora, and wacked him too. "Well stupid, you didn't lock the stupid doors!" Kairi mentioned that Sora had. "Well, moron, he just pointed the stupid key at the lock. Do you just stick a key in a lock to lock it? NO! You have to turn the damned key! Did he? NO! MORON!" Cloud wacked the now moaning Sora on the head again. Well moron, better pack it up and move it out! With that cloud threw Kairi and Sora into a gummy box, threw it up into the air, and slammed it with his sword so it soared out of the atmosphere. It turns out that the box landed on the end of the worlds, so Sora was reunited with his beloved continue button quite a few times before getting a fire-g and being able to leave the world, battered and beaten quite a bit. Cloud just laughed.
A/N Dude.. Could turn this into a story eh? BUT I AM NOT MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Maybe I will if I get enough reviews, for I have nullareviewophobia, or fear of having zip, zil, nada, none, 0, zippididoda, reviews hehe. Anyway now I will spout random phrases in latin that you will not understand. Semper Ubi Sub Ubi Debeo Necare Te Scirus debent cenant te. That's it folks. If I get enough reviews, I might tell you what the 2nd and third ones mean Mwahahahahahahahahaha!
Next time: Heartless? Or squirrels? Which is the greater threat? You decide!