The dreaded chapter 3: The chapter all you flamers have been waiting for.
Squirrels or heartless, who is the greater threat?
Disclamer (haha another one eh?) I don't own anything ok? I don't own any money,
Sora, after finally locking the last door to the last world, was 8,102,294,374 years old. So he took a time machine made out of a hyperactive guinea pig, a wheel, and a large cage, sent him back a long time, to when he was about 25 or so. By the nature of his machine the entire world went back, so the doors were locked. Woohoo. But he had overlooked one thing. The Deep Jungle still had his gummy ship! (he used his older model) This Parody Thingy takes place about a month after this. A clever squirrel named Reh-reh-reh-reee-ree-reh-reeee-reh-reh-reh-reh- reeeeeeeee, or Jim (if you want to use his full name) walked over to this gummy ship DUN DUN DUNNNNN!!!! And after a couple minutes every squirrel in the jungle was on that gummy ship, and Jim, after jumping on about every button in the ship, finally landed on the "on" button, rolled onto the "ignition" button, and they took off. The pile of gummy blocks in the back of the gummy ship proved to be more useful then possible. A/N AHHHHH MY SIS IS TALKING ABOUT RAMNA OVER MY SHOULDER!!! I CAN'T WORK LIKE THIS!!! Oh she stopped. Good. The Gummi ship landed in the middle of Traverse town, where people gathered around to see the only one landing there in a couple years. The door opened, and the squirrels attacked!!! They were using thunder-g and ultima- g as weapons! People screamed and ran around, and within minutes the squirrels had gained complete control over the town. Traverse town now became "Squirrel Town" (their brains have not evolved enough to think of a better name. Anyway with a small legion of squirrels to guard the town, the squirrels made another move, this time to Halloween town (it took that long to learn how to stop) and after a small fight by Jack, Halloween town became "Squirrel Town II" and the pumpkins were replaced by squirrel heads. World after world came under their control, but at Hallow Baston the few who could still fight would make a last stand at the gates to the castle. Squall, Cloud (still laughing), Aeris, Yuffie, Sora, and yes, Cid all were there. They split up as each took on their legions of these unstoppable rodents. Cid went down (he lost his weapon), then Squall had to take on now two legions, and so he fell, and so on until only Cloud and Sora were left (Cloud gave up and sat on his sword, which was so big the squirrels could not reach him). Sora then had to face the countless waves of Squirrels. *Music in D-Minor starts* As Sora fought off squirrels after squirrels, Jim walked into the room, equipped with the Ultima-G. Sora came out to meet him, and got taken down from behind thanks to another wave of squirrels. Cloud kept laughing. Hallow Baston had fallen, oh no! 5 years later the reign of squirrels was over, for they got bored and all went back to Deep Jungle to terrorize the tigers again ^_^ So the world was saved, the squirrels bored out of their minds, and Sora still in a coma. Anyway stay tuned for the next chapter, Ihavewritersblockanddontknowwhattowritesoreviewandtellme. A/N Thanks ya'll for sticking with me through three chapters of pure sleazyness in a fanfic. I should be saying R&R but I don't care about the reading thing, you'll probably just think it is strange, so at least review people! Thanks from your friend Mouse64, the sleaziest fanficer in the entire site! Actually my brother is but I am somewhere up there, uhhhh actually the Sora/Riku things are creepier, so I guess I am not so sleazy, but I will go look it up to make sure.
Disclamer (haha another one eh?) I don't own anything ok? I don't own any money,
Sora, after finally locking the last door to the last world, was 8,102,294,374 years old. So he took a time machine made out of a hyperactive guinea pig, a wheel, and a large cage, sent him back a long time, to when he was about 25 or so. By the nature of his machine the entire world went back, so the doors were locked. Woohoo. But he had overlooked one thing. The Deep Jungle still had his gummy ship! (he used his older model) This Parody Thingy takes place about a month after this. A clever squirrel named Reh-reh-reh-reee-ree-reh-reeee-reh-reh-reh-reh- reeeeeeeee, or Jim (if you want to use his full name) walked over to this gummy ship DUN DUN DUNNNNN!!!! And after a couple minutes every squirrel in the jungle was on that gummy ship, and Jim, after jumping on about every button in the ship, finally landed on the "on" button, rolled onto the "ignition" button, and they took off. The pile of gummy blocks in the back of the gummy ship proved to be more useful then possible. A/N AHHHHH MY SIS IS TALKING ABOUT RAMNA OVER MY SHOULDER!!! I CAN'T WORK LIKE THIS!!! Oh she stopped. Good. The Gummi ship landed in the middle of Traverse town, where people gathered around to see the only one landing there in a couple years. The door opened, and the squirrels attacked!!! They were using thunder-g and ultima- g as weapons! People screamed and ran around, and within minutes the squirrels had gained complete control over the town. Traverse town now became "Squirrel Town" (their brains have not evolved enough to think of a better name. Anyway with a small legion of squirrels to guard the town, the squirrels made another move, this time to Halloween town (it took that long to learn how to stop) and after a small fight by Jack, Halloween town became "Squirrel Town II" and the pumpkins were replaced by squirrel heads. World after world came under their control, but at Hallow Baston the few who could still fight would make a last stand at the gates to the castle. Squall, Cloud (still laughing), Aeris, Yuffie, Sora, and yes, Cid all were there. They split up as each took on their legions of these unstoppable rodents. Cid went down (he lost his weapon), then Squall had to take on now two legions, and so he fell, and so on until only Cloud and Sora were left (Cloud gave up and sat on his sword, which was so big the squirrels could not reach him). Sora then had to face the countless waves of Squirrels. *Music in D-Minor starts* As Sora fought off squirrels after squirrels, Jim walked into the room, equipped with the Ultima-G. Sora came out to meet him, and got taken down from behind thanks to another wave of squirrels. Cloud kept laughing. Hallow Baston had fallen, oh no! 5 years later the reign of squirrels was over, for they got bored and all went back to Deep Jungle to terrorize the tigers again ^_^ So the world was saved, the squirrels bored out of their minds, and Sora still in a coma. Anyway stay tuned for the next chapter, Ihavewritersblockanddontknowwhattowritesoreviewandtellme. A/N Thanks ya'll for sticking with me through three chapters of pure sleazyness in a fanfic. I should be saying R&R but I don't care about the reading thing, you'll probably just think it is strange, so at least review people! Thanks from your friend Mouse64, the sleaziest fanficer in the entire site! Actually my brother is but I am somewhere up there, uhhhh actually the Sora/Riku things are creepier, so I guess I am not so sleazy, but I will go look it up to make sure.