A/N: My first fic, so it may not be very good.
What a Gilmore Life
Chapter One
"Oh, Lucas!!"
(Rory and Lorelai enter the diner, Lorelai is talking)
LORELAI: Yeah, it was so funny. This time, Jackson brought raspberries instead of blueberries, Sookie was so peeved.
RORY: Awww. I wish they would have their fights once I got there after school. I'm missing priceless moments.
LORELAI: Next time, I'll bring the camcorder and tape it.
RORY: Great!
(Rory and Lorelai sit on the stools in front of the counter, Luke comes over to take their order)
LUKE: What do you want?
LORELAI: Pancakes, eggs, bacon, coffee, and a doughnut.
(Luke looks at Rory)
RORY: Waffles, bacon, a danish, and coffee.
LUKE: I'm surprised you're still alive.
LORELAI: (huff) Haven't I told you about my eating genes?
LUKE: You mean the dramatic blowup of your aunt's stomach you had in a dream.
LORELAI: No, I think it was real.
LUKE: Whatever.
(Luke walks away into the kitchen)
(Taylor storms into the diner)
TAYLOR: I demand to see Luke right now!
LORELAI: Oh, he was upducted by aliens.
(Taylor looks at Rory)
TAYLOR: Really?
RORY: Yup.
TAYLOR: Well, okay then. Continue with your meals.
(Taylor leaves, surprised)
(Luke comes in with Rory and Lorelai's food)
LUKE: Here.
LORELAI: Oh, um, Taylor was just in here.
LUKE: Oh, what did he want this time?
LORELAI: I don't know, but he left when I told him that you were ubducted by aliens.
(Luke looks at Rory)
LUKE: Really?
RORY: Yup.
(Luke walks away laughing)
(Lorelai takes a sip of her coffee, and spits it out)
LORELAI: Ewww. Oh, Lucas!!!
(Luke turns around and walks back over to her)
LUKE: I told you not to call me that! What do you want, now?
LORELAI: Um, yeah, this is decaf.
LUKE: Wow. You're smart.
LORELAI: Why did you give me decaf?
LUKE: Because, if you die, I'll lose half of my service.
LORELAI: Uh!!! Not fair!
RORY: But if we stop coming here, you will lose half your service even faster.
LORELAI: Yeah!
LUKE: Fine.
(Luke gives them coffee, and walks mumbling)
What a Gilmore Life
Chapter One
"Oh, Lucas!!"
(Rory and Lorelai enter the diner, Lorelai is talking)
LORELAI: Yeah, it was so funny. This time, Jackson brought raspberries instead of blueberries, Sookie was so peeved.
RORY: Awww. I wish they would have their fights once I got there after school. I'm missing priceless moments.
LORELAI: Next time, I'll bring the camcorder and tape it.
RORY: Great!
(Rory and Lorelai sit on the stools in front of the counter, Luke comes over to take their order)
LUKE: What do you want?
LORELAI: Pancakes, eggs, bacon, coffee, and a doughnut.
(Luke looks at Rory)
RORY: Waffles, bacon, a danish, and coffee.
LUKE: I'm surprised you're still alive.
LORELAI: (huff) Haven't I told you about my eating genes?
LUKE: You mean the dramatic blowup of your aunt's stomach you had in a dream.
LORELAI: No, I think it was real.
LUKE: Whatever.
(Luke walks away into the kitchen)
(Taylor storms into the diner)
TAYLOR: I demand to see Luke right now!
LORELAI: Oh, he was upducted by aliens.
(Taylor looks at Rory)
TAYLOR: Really?
RORY: Yup.
TAYLOR: Well, okay then. Continue with your meals.
(Taylor leaves, surprised)
(Luke comes in with Rory and Lorelai's food)
LUKE: Here.
LORELAI: Oh, um, Taylor was just in here.
LUKE: Oh, what did he want this time?
LORELAI: I don't know, but he left when I told him that you were ubducted by aliens.
(Luke looks at Rory)
LUKE: Really?
RORY: Yup.
(Luke walks away laughing)
(Lorelai takes a sip of her coffee, and spits it out)
LORELAI: Ewww. Oh, Lucas!!!
(Luke turns around and walks back over to her)
LUKE: I told you not to call me that! What do you want, now?
LORELAI: Um, yeah, this is decaf.
LUKE: Wow. You're smart.
LORELAI: Why did you give me decaf?
LUKE: Because, if you die, I'll lose half of my service.
LORELAI: Uh!!! Not fair!
RORY: But if we stop coming here, you will lose half your service even faster.
LORELAI: Yeah!
LUKE: Fine.
(Luke gives them coffee, and walks mumbling)