Chapter 1: Look
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh and so on.
*Yami Yugi is standing in front of some little kids (he actually is taller than some one! O_O) *
~Yami Yugi~
I'm going to teach all of you to duel! And be totally good looking at the same time!
~Joey~
Oh, and my mug isn't good looking?
~Yami Yugi~
What mug?
~Joey~
Stupid pharaoh, you're not quite into the lingo yet are you?
~Yami Yugi~
I have selective hearing; I only listen to duels and reasons to bring people to justice by making them insane. It's a sin to be insane and it's a good punishment.
*Nods head and kids mimic*
~Joey~
You're the one with dangerous hair.
~Yami Yugi~
Part one: You must have good self esteem, if you don't think you can win you won't. You can't go through life wanting to walk backwards. Good self-esteem comes with friends who are there for you, and a totally wicked outfit.
*Kids nod*
~Yami Yugi~
Version One: Cheap and easy. Hair by applying gel…
*Globs a gallon of gel on Joey's head*
~Yami Yugi~
…And hammering or flattening!
* Brings a hammer to Joey's head therefore creating Joey's normal hair do. *
~Joey~
…Or just wake up on the wrong side of the bed.
~Yami Yugi~
Observe the clothes. Horribly cheap and smells like it came from the thrift store.
~Joey~
I wash this! How can you have THAT good sense of smell?
~Yami Yugi~
Where'd you buy it?
~Joey~
The Salvation Army
~Yami Yugi~
See?
*Kids nod*
~Yami Yugi~
Version Two: So confusing even the animators goes nuts!
Hair by applying gel and…
~Joey~
… and blowing It up!
*Dynamite blows*
~Yami Yugi~
It's easier to just hang upside down for two hours or so. Clothes are custom tailored.
~Joey~
You sew?
~Yami Yugi~
It's either that or buy those gay Halloween costumes.
(If you have seen the Yami Yugi costume it is #1 purple instead of blue #2 The jacket is a cape instead of a jacket #3 The mask is O_o #4 The shoes are not coming with it #5 The buckles are not real #6 There are not ENOUGH buckles!)
~Joey~
At least you have a Halloween costume…(Have you ever seen a Joey costume???!)
~Yami Yugi~
Version Three: DUMB
*Puts doggy suit on Joey*
~Yami Yugi~
Version Four: Goth
*Puts twenty more buckles on himself, changes to black tank top, adds three studded belts and puts on unneeded bandage. *
~Yami Yugi~
Version Five: Out of style!
*Drags Rex Raptor in and then drags kid from Yoyo anime. They look about the same* (I've seen this anime on Yoyos and there's this kid in it who looks like Mokuba in Rex's clothes)
~Yami Yugi~
Get the idea? Now, good sportsman ship. If you lose…
~Joey~
Use something as a dangerous weapon!
*Picks up Yami Yugi and waves sharp pointy hair menacingly. *
~Kids~
O_o
End of Chapter 1: Look