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A/N: Here we go. I am going to take a stab at this. Note The Hurricane goes by Helms when I write about him. Please go easy on me this is my first! Not that I really care but still!

Rachel and I sat on the bleachers watching everyone go over the lists of names posted on the wall. Some people would scream and jump up and down. Others would kick stuff and shot us the finger! We picked 12 people, 6 to be on each team. This was going to be so much fun and I couldn't wait to get started!

Casey: If you are in team 2 please meet Rachel over by the door and team 1 please come up front with me

Kurt: I'm a team leader! That's freakin' awesome!

Catlin: Don't forget about me! I'm a team leader but I don't know why you're my partner! I wanted to be with RVD, damn it!

Casey: If you are upset about who you are paired with I am sorry but RVD was one of my top asked for Super Star! Besides Cat I think you and Kurt have what it takes. Kurt is the presence of true greatness! Remember you team leaders have the flashlights at night so don't get to far behind!

RVD: (from across gym) Everything is cool when you Rob Van Dam (thumbs)

Catlin: Damn it! I hate you, Kurt

Kurt: drops his jaw and looks totally stunned

Casey: Kurt don't worry I still love you.

T-Boy: Will there be tables?

Casey: Not unless you can make one out of that tropical mush we are about to go tread through. Find Tommy Dreamer he made a Singapore cane stick out of a piece of rope once!

Everyone: Looks amazed

Kurt: That's not amazing I'm amazing! I'm an Olympic Gold Medallist!

Donna: (from across the gym) Shut-up! Everyone is tired of hearing about your medals, you stupid Ass Clown!

Jericho: (from across gym) I'm the king of the world

Flair: WOOOOOOOOOO

Casey: Flair you're not on the list.

Flair: WOOOOOOOOOO

Casey: OK then!
Katie: I'm going to marry Edge!

Everyone: Looks amazed

Edge: She's a cutie what can I say?

Flair: WOOOOOOOOOOO

Casey: Anyone want to put a finisher on Flair for me, PLEASE?

Katie: Jumps out of Edge's arms and Pedigrees Flair

Casey: Thanks, Katie! OK, lets get the meet and greet out of the way.  I want you to tell me using a couple of words only why you're a wrestling fan.

T-Boy: TABLES!!!!!!!!

Catlin: Rob and the 5-star

Michelle: SmackDown! Steph is god!

Casey: I like you, Michelle

Katie: Blonde hair and spears

Rayna: I'm going to Kill Kurt by tonight

Casey: Looks scared to death and covers Kurt for his protection

Luke: Tankass

Casey: You must like Molly. Oh yeah you do look there she is wearing her waitress smock

Casey: The chance to see Kurt in a thong again

**Rachel's group**

Rachel: Donna and Helms will be my team leaders. We only thought it was fair to have a super hero lead you! You two will find your bags with your flashlights in them by the door. Let's meet everyone! Tell me a little about yourself! Jericho, shut-up we already know you're the king of the world!

Jenna: I want to smoke 4:20 with Rob

Rob: Totally cool!

Rachel: Rob, we just smoked 5 minutes ago

Rob: It's all cool. We can smoke again, I don't mind!

Donna: Glad I didn't get stuck listening to Kurt go on about his medals!

Alexia: Don't piss me off! I'm warning you I forgot to take my Prozac!

Rachel: Jumps behind Jericho for her protection

Devina: (in her German accent and twirling her hair around her finger) I wear my sunglasses at night

Amy: Randy's arm is 99.8 % heeled

Rosey: What!?

Rachel: What!?

Rosey: What!?

Rachel: OK that's enough

Rosey: What!?

Rachel: The Rock's Strudel and getting to see Kurt in a thong again

So We Begin

A/N: I will try and make sure everyone gets good exposure before we do an evection.

Rachel and her gang parted ways with us about 10 minutes ago. I was riding on Kurt's shoulders who was bitching about it being wet.

Kurt: My shoes are soaked!

Catlin: We are in Hawaii, damn it! It's an island of course there's water

Bubba: How long til this is ova?

T-Boy: We haven't even got started yet! I'm going to put you through a table!

Bubba: Looks scared to death

Katie: Edge honey what is that?

Edge: What is what, cutie?

Everyone stopped and looked in front of them. There was a HUGE rope wall in their way. Kurt started grumbling something about being afraid of heights and Catlin slapped him in the head.

Casey: We have come to our first challenge. Everyone must climb over the wall to proceed. From the sounds of things Rachel' team is well on their way over it so lets get going before they beat us!!!

Matt: Let me show you Mattitude Version 1.0 at its best

Matt then proceeds to run up the wall and down the other side. He practically flew over the thing and was on the other side routing his teammate on.

Matt: Its not that bad. Just don't look down! Come on everyone.

Everyone started to slowly grab onto the rope and try and go up it. Kurt was on the ground crying and Catlin was already on the other side with Matt. Molly Holly was on the wall and it was starting to cave in around her. Taker wasn't even having as much of a problem as she was. Taker was carrying Michelle on his shoulders. He figured it would cut down on time if they both went together. Bubba just threw T-Boy over the top. I wasn't real sure if that was legal but Bubba would kill me so I didn't question it. Luke had made it halfway up the wall when Molly grabbed on and knocked him off again. Kurt was still crying on the ground. I never saw Rayna climb over the fence but she swears she did so whatever. I mean no M'Fer would lie right? Edge and Katie were odd looking to say the least. Edge had duck tapped Katie to his wrists and was pulling her along beside him. She looked pretty scared but Edge was a god. He wouldn't hurt her, would he? So now we have Molly Holly and Kurt left. Molly was still having serious problems getting off the ground. It was like watching a helicopter that was bolted to the ground try and take off. Kurt had finally got up the courage and was on his way up the wall until Edge started a You Suck chant. He got so mad he let go of the wall and fell back down breaking his arm.

Catlin: What a moron! I'm never going to win with this ass clown.

We all decided it was useless and neither one of them were going to make it over the top and stopped about 3 hours later.

Casey: I hope I never have to see that again. Molly that was really horrible. Matt and Rayna get 40 for Matt's wonderful show of athleticism. Edge and Katie get 35 because you are both too cute and Catlin you get 15 for having to have Kurt as a partner.

**Rachel's Team**

Jeff was just like his brother in not wasting time. The high flyer hit the wall and was over in a snap.

Helms grab Donna up in his arms

Helms: Never fear citizen Donna, The Hurricane is here and I will fly us all over.

Helms then tried to fly when he realized his Hurripowers must be weak. Donna laughed and grabbed Helms and dragged him up the wall. Shawn and Bobbie disappeared and no one knows where they are. Amy and Randy made it over the wall without many problems. Randy had to check over his shoulder of course and make sure Batista was nowhere around to rape him. Alexia started saying something about being the bitch around town and everyone cleared off the wall and let her go over. Rob carried Jenna over the wall and then did the rolling thunder back down the wall to carry Jericho and Rosey over.

Jericho: I am the king of the world! I don't need your help.

Jericho then started climbing up the wall but got 2 inches off the ground and decided he would let Rob help him. Rob carried Jericho over and meet Rosey half way and carried her the rest of the way over. Once Rob was done him and Jenna sat down by a log and started to make a bong out of it. Jericho was lying on the ground crying because the wall scared him so bad he pissed his pants. Amy was eyeing Helms.

Donna: Get your eyes off my super hero

Amy: I don't see your name on him

Helms turned around and Donna was written on his cape.

Amy: That doesn't matter I can look if I want

Donna: You got sex toy over there! Leave mine alone or your going to get it.

Donna then proceeds to climb back up the wall and execute a perfect shooting star on Amy.

Rachel: Well I hear you guys did better than Casey's team so that's always a plus. Rob you and Jenna gets 40 points for Rob's great teamwork. Donna and Helms get 35 points for Donna's beautiful Shooting Star and Rosey you get 15 points for having to sleep in a tent with pissboy over there.