Disclaimer: I do not own any of the super stars. If I were a McMahon then I would be rich and probably not sitting on my computer writing fan fics about the wrestlers.

A/N: Onward we go! Mass Eviction at the end of this chapter! You will get to learn more about people's personality tonight!

Jokes in The Dark

All the superstars were relieved when our path finally brought us to our resting grounds for the night. There were 6 tents set up for everyone and their partner. Raw made it back to their tent first and received the 100-point bonus. I don't know where I am sleeping because I wasn't supposed to be in the fic but um well here I am.

Casey: Catlin can I sleep with you and Kurt?

Catlin: Here, be my guest. I would rather sleep on the cold ground then in there with him. He brought a teddy bear with him!

Casey: Yeah, that's Teddy. He doesn't go far without him. Is he wearing his pink bunny slippers?

Catlin: No and I will say thankfully!

Casey: runs into Kurt's tent and hides under the covers

Kurt: What the hell? What are you doing?

Casey: I'm sleeping in here

Kurt: What about my partner?

Casey: I don't think she likes you very much

Kurt: She said she loves me as a wrestler but my character sucked and I was a crybaby!

Casey: Your just a desired taste is all, Kurt. 

Kurt: Well, I can't sleep anyway. Let's go spray paint something.

Casey: OK! (A/N: great role model, huh?)

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Jeff: Hey Alexis I know you're all moody and stuff but you wanna get into some trouble? Huh? Huh? Do ya? Do ya?

Alexis: Jeff, I really do love but damn! Do you EVER shut-up? I already gave you 6 bags of Skittles. What else do you want from me?

Jeff: A smile! Come on let's get into some trouble

Alexis: Fine! If you will shut up and leave me alone after

Jeff: Maybe?

Alexis: That's better than no. Lets go.

Jeff and Alexis stuck their heads out of their tents to see Kurt and Casey walking up. Alexis was glad to see them because Kurt was the only one with a flashlight besides Helms. Jeff ran over to Kurt as fast as he could. He knew Kurt was up to no good.

Jeff: Kurt, do you wanna get into some trouble? Huh? Huh? Do ya? Do ya?

Kurt: Calm down, crack head. Alexis, I would guess by the way he's acting you gave him 7 bags of Skittles?

Alexis: 6

Kurt: I wanted to spray paint something but I don't have any spray paint. You got any ideas, Hardy?

Catlin: What are you guys doing?

Casey: Where did you come from?

Catlin: I was looking for Rob's tent

Alexis: It's down on end

Catlin: Oh, well why are you guys out?

Kurt: We are getting into trouble, as Hardy would put it

Catlin: Kurt, How come you can't act normal during the day? Are you nocturnal or something?

Kurt: Something like that.

Jeff: puking up the colors of the rainbow

Casey: hey that' the first time yet!

Alexis: 2nd, he puked outside the tent earlier

Casey: Damn! I missed it? Oh well! Catlin, are you in?

Catlin: You're the Author so I don't think I will get into to much trouble. Yeah sure I'm in.

Jeff: still puking

Kurt: Hardy!

Jeff: Yeah um I don't know but if I come up with the idea will you give me Skittles?

Kurt: You're cheap. I wish everyone would work for Skittles

Casey: I don't! Then we would have a bunch of Jeffs on our hands!

Kurt: Good point!

Jeff: How about we put firecrackers up frog's butts?

Casey: Jeff, all that sugar has gone to your brain

Kurt: he's useless I'm going to go get Helms

Jeff: Sees a bunny and follows it off into the darkness

Kurt walks off towards the front of the tents. Helms and Donna were staying in a tent that Helms had painted green and in black wrote, "Stand Back There's a Hurricane In Here"

Kurt remembered why everyone called him Hurridork.

Helms was wearing a pair of Green Lantern boxer shorts and was sleeping in his mask. Donna was curled up beside him with her head snuggled into his chest

Kurt: Helms get your Hurriass dressed!

Helms: Who wakes the Hurricane from his beauty sleep? Well hello citizen, Kurt. What seems to be the problem?

Kurt: Where'd you get the green paint?

Helms: I did that at home. Why?

Kurt: Get up and bring sleepy head there with you. I want to embarrass the shit out of someone.

Helms: Off to the Hurricycle

Kurt: Do you even have a motorcycle, Hurridork?

Helms: Yes but I, I, left it at home. The forest makes me Hurripowerless!

Donna: (who is still half asleep) Where are we going? Am I sleepwalking?

Kurt: Yes dear, you are! This is all a big dream. When it's over you wont remember any of it.

Helms: Picks Donna up over his shoulder and carries her while she sleeps.

They all walk back over to where they had left Alexis, me, and Skittles I mean Jeff.

Alexis: Just lay her in our tent, Helms. Let her sleep.

Helms: As you wish citizen Alexis

Casey: Helms, what's the plan?

Helms: I haven't really thought about it yet but whatever we do it has to involve Jericho!

Kurt: Sounds good to me.

Casey: Anyone have any water balloons?

Helms: I wish it were that easy, master. We are sort of limited on supplies here.

Kurt: I got it! Helms go get your shaving cream.

Helms: You have more than me. You're the one that shaves your head remember?

Kurt: I don't shave it! It won't grow back!

Helms: Sure, Kurt. Sure it won't.

Kurt: IT WON'T! Fine! I will get the shaving cream. Alexis go grab me a couple tampons and don't act like you don't have any either.

Alexis: You sick freak!

Hurridork runs off to get some shaving cream and even though Alexis doesn't want to she went to grab her tampons. Kurt told her to bring as many as she had.

Kurt: A whole freakin' box? Are you hemorrhaging or something?

Alexis: I came prepared!

Kurt: Catlin, are you still alive?

Everyone: Turns around and Catlin is passed out in the tent with Donna

Kurt: Ok guess not. That's one more down.

Helms: Hurricane is here with your shaving cream citizen Kurt!

Casey: 5 cans! Nice!
Kurt: Ok we are going to get Jericho and Rosey and I want to go back down to our side and get Edge and Katie!

Alexis: What are we doing citizen, Kurt? Damn it Helms your contagious!

Kurt proceeded to tell everyone what was going to happen. Helms and Alexis are in charge of taking care of Jericho since Helms wants to burn him so bad. Kurt and I are going to paint the lovebirds with shaving cream! (A/N: HA! I bet you want to know what the tampons are for, huh!)

We all get the job done and climb back into our tents. Poor Alexis' tent was a little tight with Donna and Catlin both in there but she managed. Jeff had returned after loosing the bunny and was sleeping in the dirt. Alexis hadn't planned for it to happen that way but that is where he passed out.  I wouldn't have woken him either! Once Jeff is asleep you leave him or you may have to find some more Skittles.

Jericho: What the hell! Rosey wake up! What happened?

Rosey: Who in the hell? What the!

Helms could hear Jericho yelling all the way on his end. He was cracking up. He had to get outside and see what his face looked like

Katie: AWWWWWWWWWW

Edge: OH MY GOD! My hair! Angle get your ass out here

Kurt: What the hell happened to you man? You have shaving cream in you hair and I think there is a tampon sticking out of your ass!

Katie: My clothes are ruined! There is shaving cream everywhere! I am going to kill someone!

Everyone had woken up by now and we were standing together laughing at the people in front of us. Jericho, Rosey, Katie, and Edge were covered from head to toe in shaving cream. Edge's hair had so much in it he looked like he was white as snow! Yep and you guess it! The guys had about 10 tampons tied together and they were dangling out of the back of their pants. So it looked like they had tampons shoved up their butts.

Matt: This so looks like a Hardy idea! Did Jeff get 7 bags last night?

Alexis: No! He had 6 and he didn't do it. He found a bunny and chased it off!

Matt: he didn't catch it this time did he? Last time he caught it and cooked it alive!

Rachel: What's going on?

Casey: Oh so now you join us? Did you ever find Devina and Shawn?

Rachel: (rubbing her eyes and yawning) yeah they were here before any of us were!

Devina: See here I am! Jericho, you really look like the king of the world now! You have a tampon crown on your head!

Jericho felt the top of his head and scram!

Jericho: This shit itint funny! Helms, I know you are behind this and so help me god! I will get even with you!

Casey: I give Kurt and Catlin 50 points for creativity and I give Helms and Donna 35 for sticking Jericho's hand in water and making him piss his pants!

Jericho looked down and noticed his pants were soaked.

Jericho: You son of a bitch!

Rosey: That isn't fair! We get humiliated at your expense and they get points for it?

Casey: Look this isn't Florida. We don't do recounts here! I guess you should all start some of your own planning then, huh?

A/N: Imagining Jericho with tampons on his head and pissed pants! Being the Author is great! Anyway vote some people off! We need to do an eviction day!