Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE superstars. If I did then Kurt would be my personal love slave! I do not own Skittles either!
A/N: In light of SmackDown I will let everyone know that Kurt WILL beat Lesnar at Wrestle Mania! Oh It's True, It's Damn True!
Also this chapter is kind of out there and stupid but laugh or I'm booting you! J Luke sorry for the slash on Molly but she's a HUGE target!
The Skittle High
Casey: Kurt, please take the to-to off! You are scaring us!
Kurt: Why? It looks good.
Caitlin: Kurt, I will be nice to you from now on if you take it off.
Kurt: Really?
Caitlin: No but still Kurt!
Kurt takes the to-to off and starts mumbling something about no one respecting him. Michelle: You don't deserve respect, Boy! You are wearing a fucking pink to-to for Pete's sake!
Taker: Well said!
Rachel: Casey we need your help!
Rachel looked about scared to death. From the look on her face you would think she saw Batista raping Randy Orton again.
Casey: What's wrong, girl!
Rachel: Um We lost Jeff!
Matt: You what? Oh dear god, help us!
Rayna: If he was a fellow MF'er we wouldn't have to worry but oh my god! Jeff
Hardy living for the moment all alone!
T-boy: It can't be that bad can it?
Casey: Just imagine Kurt all alone in the woods and multiply it by however many bags of Skittles Jeff has had today.
Alexia: 8!
Casey: Oh god! We are screwed! Ok, no one panic. Kurt! Kurt! Get over here
Kurt: I'm standing right here, damn it! I heard what she said. Alexia where was the last place you saw him?
Caitlin: Kurt, why are you suddenly normal when something happens?
Kurt: I don't know ask Casey. I'm not the Author!
Casey: (avoids question) Alexia, where did you see him last?
Alexia: playing with a frog. I think he was trying to shove firecrackers up their butts.
Casey: OK Taker you, Michelle, Rayna and Matt come with me. Kurt, take Rachel T-boy, and Bubba. We all need to split up. He could be anywhere!
Bubba: Do I look like a salt lick or something? Quit licking me!
T-Boy: Yum! Salty!
Casey: The rest stay here and keep a look out. Luke, there is another walkie-talkie in my bag. Hit me if he shows up, OK?
Luke: I can do! I will use Molly has a look out station!
Casey: Good idea! OK, we will b back as soon as we can.
Matt: Jeff! Jeff, your big bro has Skittles!
Matt was yelling as we slugged along in the wet nasty ground. How could they loose Jeff? He is always so loud and annoying. He's always there!
Michelle: You think we will find him?
Casey: I sure as hell hope so. I'm scared.
Taker: You're always scared.
Casey: That may be true but still.
Luke: (from walkie-talkie) Breaker 19, you there?
Casey: Luke, this is a walkie-talkie not a CB radio.
Luke: Oh! Well Jeff's back.
Casey: He is! Oh my god we just left! That little shit.
Luke: There's just one problem.
Casey: Of course there is! What now?
Luke: He brought a skunk with him and sprayed the whole camp!
Casey: Where the fuck did he find a skunk in Hawaii?
Casey: (into walkie-talkie) Rachel, you there?
Rachel: yeah, what's up?
Casey: He's back at camp and he's literally pissing people off!
I hear Rachel yell at Kurt from a little ways over and we all turn around and head back to camp. This was going to be a blast I promise you. Jeff was on a sugar rush as always and had a pet Skunk? What the fuck?
When I got back to camp everyone was hiding behind Molly Holly. They had her laid out like a wall and it was working nicely.
Luke: I'm glad your back. He's in Kurt's tent right now. He' acting like he has rabies or something.
Matt: The Skunk probably bit him. This would be the 7th time he had to have a rabies shoot!
Casey: He's your brother, Matt. You go get him!
Matt: No way! Alexis is his partner! She can do it.
Alexis: Do I look stupid? I would rather get kicked out the story then go in here with him!
Kurt: Oh hell I'll do it! T-boy come with me. You are mean, I need you for protection!
T-Boy: OK!
We all watch Kurt and T-boy walk off. We are all scared to death hiding behind Molly. Could you imagine if Jeff went wild running through the camp with a skunk? The camp already reeked as it was.
Kurt and T-boy walk into the tent. Jeff is sitting in the corner petting the skunk. He has his shirt tied around his head and his hair dye had run all over his face. He looked like a Smurf.
Kurt: Can you come here?
Jeff started to get up but Kurt stopped him.
Kurt: Without the skunk, please? I know he's your friend but we have to let him go
Jeff: NO! You have Teddy! It's not fair. I want Mr. Skunky!
T-Boy: Jeff that thing stinks. You can't have it with you.
Jeff jumps and starts crying. He is holding the poor Skunk by the throat and it is just spraying away.
Kurt: I got an idea. Stay here and don't let him leave.
T-Boy: I don't have any skittles. How am I going to hold him here?
Kurt: Just try. I will be right back.
T-boy watched as Kurt ran off. She looked back over to Jeff who was now force feeding the skunk Skittles.
T-Boy. Thank god you have some. You are one weird muse, Jeff. You are annoying as hell if we don't give you Skittles and when we do you do shit like this.
Kurt ran back in the tent with his bunny slippers and his to-to. He handed the bunny slippers to T-Boy.
T-Boy: What the hell? I don't want your slippers you damn Twinkie.
Kurt: If you want him away from that skunk you will. Just trust me. Put them on and follow my lead.
T-boy reluctantly did what Kurt asked and put on the slippers. They were about 5 times to big.
Kurt: Little bunny fo-fo
T-Boy: No way! I'm not singing the bunny song!
Kurt: Goes hopping through the forest.
Kurt motioned his head over towards Jeff. Jeff's eyes had start to light up and he was slowly but surely letting go off the skunk.
T/K: Picking up field mice and bopping on the head. Down came the good fairy and said…
The two kept on singing the song until Jeff had finally let go of the skunk and was dancing with them. The skunk ran out the tent and away from camp. Jeff probably warped the poor things mind.
The rest of us saw the skunk run out and got up from our hiding spot, I mean from behind Molly Holly.
Rachel: What did you do?
Rachel then looked at the to-to and pink bunny slippers and knew what they did. She had to admit Kurt had a brain when he wanted too. Though it wasn't very often.
A/N: OK kick off some people. Don't be shy I have been voting with you and I'm writing he thing, LOL. Also please be aware that since Jeff sprayed everything with skunk fumes we will all stink for he remainder of the story! I hope you liked! Please read and review as always and I will be back with a new chappy tomorrow!