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A/N: I hope you like it so far. Please read and review and remember Kurt would first like to thank his self for all his hard work!

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Peace At Last

Jeff eventually passed out in the dirt again and we were all glad for that. He was chasing a bird in a circle when he just fell over and went to sleep. Rachel thought it would be better to handcuff him and Alexia together. That way she could keep better track of him. She was as well sound as sleep on the ground next to her partner! Helms, Donna, Devina, and me went to try and find some kind of shower facility around or least a spring! We all smelled horrible of skunk. Kurt told us the only way we were going to get the smell off was by pouring gas on ourselves. I don't know about everyone else but I'm a smoker and I would blow up! Anyway, it's not like I carry gas around in my pocket!

Devina: (German accent) Looks there's a waterfall! We could bath right over there under those rocks.

We looked to where she was pointing and the place seemed to be surreal. It was beautiful. This was the most peaceful and normal place I had been since this adventure started!

Helms: I will get the good citizens at the campsite.

Donna: grab my shampoo out of my bag for me!

Casey: Hey yeah ask Kurt to give you mine too!

Devina: Shawn knows where mine is! I need mine too

Helms hurried off like he always does. With his arms and hands pointed out in front of him like he was flying.

Casey: Hurridork to the rescue!

The three girls walked down to the water's edge and put our feet in. The water was running over a huge rock and was making a ripple in the water. You could see ahead of us where the water was going over the edge. That sure was going to be a hazard for Jeff or Kurt.

Devina had already stripped down butt naked and was standing under a waterfall. I caught myself staring at her boobs. I couldn't help it. They were the biggest things I had ever seen.

Casey: Um, those are the next big things! Brock sure the hell isn't!

Devina laughed and ran out of the water to meet Shawn who was walking up. Every guy was just starring at her running around naked. She sure wasn't shy that's for sure. Poor Helms was trying to carry about 8 bottles of shampoo and about 10 things of soap and body wash. I guess everyone else made him carry their stuff too. Donna ran over to help him. They laid the bottles on a rock and grabbed the stuff they needed. I watched them both disappear out of sight. Jenna and Rob were sitting on a dry rock with no shoes on. They looked like a couple of hippie's mediating. It looked like they were relieved to finely get a chance to find their pace. They were Just relaxed and at total peace. Randy and Amy were playing in the water like a couple of kids. I was waiting for the dog to run up and grab a hold of Amy's bottoms like the one on the sunscreen bottle. Amy would splash Randy and run. Then Randy would do the same thing back. They were just having a good time. Even Molly and Luke were enjoying themselves. They had found a couple of coconuts and were sitting on a hill trying to make a radio. Luke said if The Professor on Gilligan's Island could do it then he could too. Rayna and Matt were lying on their backs making animals out of the clouds. Matt had already seen an elephant and Rayna saw a cat!  Kitty and Edge were both sitting right where the water was rippling. Kitty was sitting in between Edge's legs as he played with her hair and told her jokes. She looked so happy sitting there laughing like a schoolgirl. Taker and Michelle were taking turns giving each other Tombstones. It was kind of scary looking but they acted like they knew what they were doing so I left them alone. Michelle said the water gravity grabs you and you never even hit. It was a great way to practice. My eyes pan over the beach and see a few odder things happening.  T-Boy and Bubba had found something that resembled a table and were putting each other through it. I have never seen a girl get a Bubba Bomb and get right back up like nothing ever happened. I can safely say She will make a great tag team partner one day! Rachel had found a local Hawaiian guy that looked kind of like The Rock. Wait a second it is The Rock. Well Rachel found The Rock and they were sitting in the clear white sand making out. Kurt was sitting in the water Indian style splashing. In between splashes he would say, "Look, Mommy, Water!!" I felt so sorry for Caitlin. She clung to me for dear life. She wanted to know how I put up with Kurt and how anyone could love someone like that. I was having a good time explaining it to her. I thought it would be better if she and I were partners and Kurt took over the writing. However, Kurt can't read so I don't think it would be a good idea to give him the keyboard.

I decided to pull up a seat next to Rob and Jenna. Caitlin came with me just so she could sit next to Rob. I folded my legs and got right down to finding my pace. I had almost reached the place on tranquility when I heard Jeff's voice. Apparently, they had woke and no one was around. Poor Alexis was getting drug down the path. Hell she was still half a sleep and Jeff was dragging her. I opened my eyes and saw Helms and Donna now returning back to join the rest of us. Helms was just smiling from ear to ear. I had to laugh at the thought of Hurridork getting some.  I wondered if he took of his mask.

They looked clean and fresh. I could smell a light sent of strawberries from Donna's hair. It was almost like our perfect moment in time. Everyone was laughing; Kurt was actually sitting down, and Jeff had fallen asleep in the dirt again! Poor Alexis! It was for sure surreal!

A/N: Sorry it so short but I thought that would be a good stopping point. I guess to give us all a chance to relax! Don't forget to cut! Until the next chappy…