Disclaimer: I see Martin on my driver's license and not McMahon! I will let you know if it changes!

A/N: Since we had an almost normal chapter last time, this one is completely insane. Enjoy the sanity! MWAHHHHH!!!

Also Jeff is not insane he is a fucking fruit loop or Skittle I should say!

Strip Tease

The smell of strawberries was quickly replaced by that horrible smell of skunk. We had all bathed at least 6 or 7 times and the smell had only lightened a bit. I thought Kurt may be right about his gas theory but I sure as hell wasn't going to tell him that. Jenna, Rob, Caitlin, a few others and me decided it wasn't going away and we were just going to have to deal with it. Oddly enough Helms seemed to find his Hurripowers and moved camp for us. I think that dance in the waterfall with Donna did him some good. So at least the camp didn't reek anymore. However, we were now forced to sleep under trees because our tents were all ruined.

(Back at our new camp)

Casey: Um, I hate this part of the story but it's cut time. Rachel your team got off this time with no cuts. Unfortunately, both the cuts will come from my group. I am kind of scared to say this but Dead Man Inc has died for good this time.

Michelle: The Dead Man will rise again!

Taker: She took my line

Casey: The next group that I have to cut scares me too. Bubba and T-Boy please do not put me through a table but I have to say so long to you as well.

T-Boy: OK. Come on Bubba lets go have wild sex

Bubba: OK!

All: Looks shocked

Rachel: Today is our quite day. We get to take today off and hang out at camp. Tomorrow brings the final challenge and the mass cut to bring it down to our last two teams! If Jeff wouldn't of sprayed the camp down with Mr. Skunk we would have tents to sleep in.

Jeff: Puking up the rainbow

Alexis: (still handcuffed to his arm) That's the 10th time in case you are wondering, Casey.

Rachel: Why would you eat so much of something it made you puke?

Casey: Not only that but he will eat more as soon as he stops.

Donna: So we just get to hang out and do nothing

Casey: Pretty much. I'm going to go back down to the waterfall and mediate for a while.

Jenna: Sounds good to me!

Rachel: Son of a bitch! It's starting to rain!

Casey: Good job, Hardy! We have nowhere to go to get out of the rain!

Jeff: Water! Water! Water!

Kurt: (in his bunny slippers) Water! Water! Water!

Caitlin: Are you SURE you really love him?

Casey: Yeah I'm sure. You just have to know how to deal with him.

Helms: Donna please don't get upset but earlier we um found a spot behind a waterfall where we could lay …I mean sit down! It was like a den in rocks!

All: Laughs

The water had started to fall pretty hard. We told Hurridork and Hurrigirl to take us to their love rock.

Helms: You are going to get wet getting to it.

Alexis: It's raining, Hurridork! We are already soaked.

Helms: The Hurricane knew that (looks confused)

Jeff's hair dye had washed completely out and he looked normal. I don't think I had seen his normal brown hair color in 3 years! His face was still a little bluish pink but we didn't want to make him look up at the rain. He may drowned him self!

Casey: Well this sucks. We are stuck in a cave in the side of a rock.

The Rock: What's wrong with being stuck in a rock?

Casey: Oh shit, Rocky. I forgot you were here

The Rock: You forgot about The Rock?

Casey: (smiles nervously)

The Rock: Never mind, Jabronie! The Rock doesn't care about the people anymore!

Casey: Like I was saying before Dr. Evil over there decided to interrupt me.

The Rock: That's Kurt! The Rock is to damn dark to be that cracker!

Casey: Rocky, you better be glad we can't vote you out of this story! LIKE I WAS SAYING…. We need some entertainment.

Rachel: Kurt!?

Kurt: Looks scared

Casey: Kurt, you, Jeff, and Rocky strip down to your shibbies and dance for us. Luke, I'm sorry but you're kind of out numbered here.

Alexia: I don't have to do I?

Casey: no you can just stand there and help Jeff.

The three men got up and started stripping. Poor Alexis looked like a rag muffin. Jeff had drug her through water, skunk, and a few sticker patches. She undressed Jeff for him. The whole time he was trying to stick Skittles in his mouth or scratch his butt. Jeff was becoming and odder character the more the adventure goes on.

Kurt was wearing a black thong with a gold bull in the corner and The Rock written on the front.

The Rock: What the hell, Chico? You are wearing The Rock's underwear!

Casey: Calm down Rocky it's not like it's the first time. You have had more than your g-string in Kurt's ass!

Alexia: Jeff, you aren't wearing underwear?

Jeff: Nopers! Nopers! Nopers!

All women plus The Rock: stare with their mouth's open

The Rock: God damn it, boy! That's the biggest strudel The Rock has ever seen.

Jeff: starts humping Alexis' leg.

Alexis: Jeff, I will give you 2 bags of Skittles if you stop that and dance for the ladies.

Casey: Well, I'm glad you two have learned how to get along. Now, if I could ever teach Caitlin how to deal with Kurt.

Caitlin: It's highly unlikely. Just look at him.

We all look over to where Kurt was. He was just shaking away. Hell, what could I say? It's not like it's the first time I have made Kurt dance in his thong for us!

Casey: Rocky, why are you still in your clothes?

Once The Rock he realized he had our attention, he started a strip tease and boy was it getting hot in the Den! Once he got down to his shibbies we all busted out laughing. The Rock was wearing tightie whities.

Helms: Damn, Rock even I ware at least boxers!

Helms then proceeds to take his outfit off and show us his boxers. I have to note that his love trail on his stomach was green too. (A/N: YUMMY!!)

Luke: I'm with Kurt!

Luke takes off his pants and is wearing The Rock's thong as well.

Matt: All about Mattitude!

Matt was wearing boxers that had 100% Mattitude written on the crotch.

The Rock: Holy mother of Saint Francis! You Hardy's are hung!

Rob: I'm with Jeff. The freer the better!

Rob took off his jogging pants to show us he was naked underneath.

The Rock: Looks like I showed up at the right time!

All: Twinkie!

Shawn: I'm a boxers' man!

HBK stripped down and had on boxers that had Hunt written on the ass. I think he needed to admit his love for Hunter and get it over with.

Randy: I will join the free crowd but I'm not pulling my pants down because Batista will show up and rape me!

Casey: No we won't. I'm writing this go ahead.

Randy: Yeah, you're right!

Randy takes his pants off and shows us his freedom. I have to say the 3 naked guys looked a lot cuter than Rocky in his tightie whities.

Batista: Randy your mine!

Batista then holds Randy down and starts raping him repeatedly

Casey: MWAAAAAHHHHHH

So what a wonderful site that stood before us. We had all the men with their pants to their ankles and Batista was raping Randy Orton!

The Rock: This is all The Rock had! The Rock seemed to have misplaced a few of his thongs!!!

Luke and Kurt hide behind Molly.

The Rock: Great! I will never find them behind that blimp!

Casey: OK, everyone put your clothes back on. The rain has stopped. I'm giving points based on that episode. Luke and Molly you get 50 as Well as Kurt and Caitlin. I have always wanted to see another man in The Rock's thong.

Kurt: I have seen plenty! Trust me!

The Rock: Know your role and shut your mouth!

A/N: Please make your votes count! I am writing another as you are reading this so check back tonight! Please remember R/R or I will make Kurt strip again!
If you have anything you want to happen just mention it in your review. Next chapter we will do a mass cut to where we only have 2 teams remaining. Those 2 teams will go into head to head combat for the grand prize! Until the next chappy … J