Disclaimer: My Driver's License still says Martin. Sorry no changes yet!
A/N: Let's get greedy and start kicking people off! MMWWAAAHHHH!!!!
The End Is NearCasey: OK let's split into teams. We have the third and final challenge ahead of us! Whoever wins this…well it has nothing to do without you staying or going bust still!
Rachel: Let's go teams!
Casey: Wait! Rachel since you got off easy last time I'm cutting Amy and Randy from your group.
Rachel: What!? You can't do that. They didn't do anything!
Casey: I'm the author. Deal with it! Now let's go everyone.
Amy and Randy turn around and walk off. Randy was still crying because Batista hurt an organ or something along those lines.
My groupKurt: Caitlin why won't you talk to me? I am trying to be good.
Caitlin: Kurt, you are still wearing your bunny slippers
Kurt: SO!
Luke: Molly can't go on. She's dead!
Casey: Dead! How the fuck did she die? Did she run out of gas or something?
Luke: She had a heart attack from all the walking.
Casey: Fucking Tank Ass!! Um Luke you and The Rock can be partners.
Luke: Great… (Sarcastically)
Casey: Look you could be stuck with Kurt or even worse Jeff! Rocky isn't that bad. He just likes his ass to be rubbed every now and then.
The Rock: I'm in the game! That totally reeks of
awesomeness!
Kitty: You can't say that! Edge says that!
Casey: Yeah you dork chop!
Edge: Casey beat Christian in a TLC match fare and square for that word. I don't use it anymore!
All: oh!
Hunter: I am the game!
Casey: Where the fuck? Oh hell no you get your ass out of here before Kurt sees you.
Hunter: Kurtie Poo!
Kurt: Huntie!
Hunter: I have bee…
Kurt: Where'd he go?
Kitty: She wrote him out of the story again.
Casey: It was for your own good, Kurt. Please don't be mad at me
Kurt: Sulks
Caitlin: You really care if he's mad or not? You have issues.
Casey: I know! Don't you just love me!
Matt: That scares the shit out of me!
Rayna: Kurt scares everyone
Matt: Not Kurt. Behind him
Rayna: Oh! How about that.
Kurt was standing in front off some kind of a machine. Everyone gathered around the 8 machines in front of them.
Casey: We have to wait on Rachel's team before we start this. I love playing this game so Rachel and I are going to be in it just to make everyone look bad. I wonder if they had a hard time getting these machines into Hawaii?
(A/N: I stole this idea from the game Sims Online!)
Rachel: We are here guys. Sorry about the delay but Rob and Jenna got us all stoned. We stopped and had some mushrooms.
Casey: If you start seeing things let me know where the shrooms came from!
Matt: So what is this thing anyway?
Casey: This is called Maze. You and your partner have to use teamwork to get through this! I will use Rachel and myself as an example. I will be on the charisma side. The person playing charisma has to be able to talk well and pronounce things. Rachel plays the logic side. Jeff I would suggest you let Alexia play that part. Kurt that goes the same for you and Caitlin. Charisma is stuck in a maze with only the walls and colors around to tell you where they are. The person on the logic side has to find them and tell them how to get out of the maze. You words are limited and you can only use North, South, East, and West for the location of the walls and which direction your charisma player should advance. Logic side can use numbers to indicate how many moves the charisma side should move. Charisma can also say colors of the walls located around them. You are all starting in the same spot so grab a machine and lets get to it.
Donna: Helms do you understand what we are doing?
Helms: Of course I do my faithful sidekick! The Hurricane knows everything!
Helms decided to take the charisma side and Donna would take the logic side. In fact every wrestler took the charisma side leaving their partner to do logic. I think that was best!
Casey: Ready, Set, Go!
Rachel and I took off down the map. Everyone was listening to us shoot out W1 and Yellow W1W2. It didn't take to long before everyone got the hang of it.
Kurt: We are done!
Casey: You're a moron! You can't be done yet. Rachel and I haven't even hit halfway.
Caitlin: No really, Casey. We are actually done already.
Kurt: I would first like to thank myself for all my hard work
Casey: You have got to be kidding!
I got up and went over to their machine. Of course The Beauty and The Twinkie actually were done. Kurt was the strangest muse I knew. Well maybe not quit as weird as Jeff but close.
Casey: That beats anything I have seen! Ok Kurt you and Caitlin gets 400 points. I know that's higher than usual but Caitlin I have got to give you snaps for dealing with that moron that well! That puts yall in the lead. We aren't done guys so everyone keep going. I decided to go see how Jeff and Alexia were making out. Alexia was using her head well. She put skittles on the map to represent the colors of the walls. When Jeff would get the place right he got to eat the Skittle!
The Rock: Checkmate!
Luke: This isn't chess, Rocky. Casey, we are done too.
The Rock: Will you rub my ass now?
Luke: ER um maybe later.
Rachel: I guess Jeff will be done next too
Jeff: I ate the whole rainbow! We win! We win!
Jeff then runs off until he disappears
Casey: Fuck him! The smell of skunk is just starting to go away!
Alexia: What if he doesn't come back?
Casey: You really care?
Alexia: Not really
Helms and Donna were the next to finish. Donna was now wearing a pink Hurrigirl costume and had a pink mask on her face. I have to admit it was pretty cute.
Mattitude version 1 was close behind. Matt looked pretty happy with what they had done. Kitty and Edge came in next. Edge kissed Kitty and told her she was the greatest thing ever!
All: AWE
Devina and Shawn was the next to finish. Shawn was a little upset that they almost lost but he was happy they finished. Apparently he just imagined Hunter's voice and followed it. Maybe I should tell Kurt HBK likes Hunter? That would be cool.
Everyone turned around to see the last two players.
Rob: I'm totally stoned, dude.
Jenna: Not me. My buzz is going away.
Jenna then takes the map and makes a joint out of it. Everyone joins them for a toking party except Kurt. I don't allow Kurt to smoke because that thought scares me.
Casey: I give Rob and Jenna 50 points for their creativity and excellent smoke. I'm stoned and going to lie down!
A/N: Ok cut whomever and how ever many people you need to. My next chappy wont start until we are down to 2 remaining teams!
I would first like to thank myself for all my hard work.
~~Kurt Angle~~
