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A/N: Well here we go with the final chapters. I hope everyone had as much fun as I did. Also, I will still write the weekend in Hawaii fic for my winners!

Cuts and Bruises

We left the camp last night and all the remaining contestants were flown to the local gym where our adventure all started. I can safely say I am glad to get out of that place.  There are 6 tables along the wall of the gym with T-Boy and Bubba smiling from ear to ear and Tommy Dreamer with his Singapore cane.

Casey: OK, listen up everyone. Today will be interesting to say the least. I have my two final teams but before I announce them let me tell you why Tommy, Bubba, and T-Boy are here. All the people that get cut today will go out in a bang! You can either have the choice of the WWE' #1 psyche patient cane you or you can have Bubba and T-Boy put you through a table. It's your choice!

Rob: Dude, Tommy why are you here?

Casey: Rob I just explained that to everyone. Where were you?

Rob: I was here but I think I zoned out again.

All: STONER!

Tommy: (eyes popping from head) I'm going to cane someone!!

Rob: I will pay you 30 bucks to eat some of the garbage in that trashcan, dude.

Tommy: OK

Rob and Tommy walk over to the trashcan and Tommy starts shoving garbage in his face.

Casey: Um while Tommy eats shit out of the trashcan let me tell you who is going on to the next day. Since Jeff never returned last night that automatically puts him and Alexia out. I guess we shouldn't have UN done the handcuffs but oh well. Alexia, I wont make you go through a table though. I think everyone will agree you have gone through too much and you can go home.

Alexia: Thanks but I will kill Jeff if I ever see him again.

T-Boy/Bubba: TABLES!!!

Casey: Calm down you two. They are coming.

Rob and Tommy return to the group.

Rob: Totally cool, man.

Tommy: has trash hanging out of his mouth and newspaper ink all over his face

Casey: Rachel, you want to take it from here? Tommy is really starting to weird me out.

Rachel: Sure thing! I think it will be easier to announce who made it then go through the list of who got cut. If you did get cut please stand over to the side. We will then ask you if you rather be caned or 3D'ed through a table.

Teams: look nervous and scared

Rachel: OK the 2 final teams that will go on to mud wrestle for their chance to spend the weekend in Hawaii are Rob and Jenna & Caitlin and Kurt. The other teams please stand to the side and prepare to be annulated!

Rob: Everything's cool when you're RVD (does thumb thing)

Jenna: Couldn't have said it better myself!

Caitlin: I can't freakin' believe this. I get stuck with the biggest dork in the group and I made the final cut! That's freakin' amazing!

Casey; Caitlin I couldn't help but notice the word freakin'. Is Kurt starting to wear off on you?

Caitlin: Um, well, hell no! I say that all the time!

Kurt: You know you love me! Oh It's True, It's Damn True!

Caitlin: Rolls her eyes and jumps on Kurt's shoulders.

Kurt: smiles like a schoolgirl.

Casey: Tommy please go grab your Singapore cane and stop eating shit for money for the time being.

Tommy: "Roses are red and violets are lame. So let me beat you with my Singapore cane!"

Casey: Good I'm glad you're ready. Bubba and T-Boy you ready?

Bubba: T-boy! GET THE TABLE!!!!

Casey: Good! Now let' get this over with. Helms since you were my other team leader you and Donna get to go first. You rather go through a table or have the goat over there cane you?

Donna: I would rather go through a table. I have always wanted to do that anyway.

Helms: looks scared and is hiding behind Donna for protection.

I walk Donna and Hurridork down to where Bubba and T-Boy are standing. Bubba takes Helms (who is screaming like a girl) up to the top of the bleachers and Bubba Bomb's him through the table. Helms just lies there twitching a little.

T-Boy: Come on, Donna! You're the next contestant! (Eyes popping out of her head like Bubba)

T-Boy takes Donna and sits her on Bubba's shoulders. Bubba jumps from the bleachers with her and T-Boy jumps up and grabs her head on the way down.

Teams: 3D!!

Donna hits with a thud and jumps right back up.

Donna: That was awesome! Can I do it again?

I grab Donna and T-Boy and I 3D her on the gym floor. Donna lies as still as Hurridork.

Casey: That's better! OK, Devina and Shawn Michaels you are up next!

Shawn: Singapore cane please

Devina: You sure? Um Tommy scares me

Casey: Tommy scares everyone.

Shawn and Devina walk over to Tommy. Tommy rose up his cane and went mad on them.

Tommy: MMWAHHH

He continued beating them senseless until they both pass out from the pain. Tommy then gives me the cane and allows me to hit them both one more time.

Casey: Well, this is awesome! OK my next victims are Luke and The Rock.

Rock: Put us through a table.

Luke: Speak for yourself, moron. I want to be caned.

Casey: Fine! Rocky go over there and wait for us. Luke let Tommy cane you

Luke walks over to Tommy and flinches a little. Tommy takes the cane and starts beating him in the head with it. Then Tommy grabs a steal chair and continues his assault. We then carry the unconscious Luke over to where his partner and the tables are.

Casey: T-Boy, you take Rocky and Bubba here's Luke. Try to be careful not to wake him up.

T-Boy makes The Rock stand on the bleachers. She then takes a running start jumps up in the air and Hurricanrada's The Rock through a table.  Rocky acts like he is going to get but decides to lay still. Bubba takes the still unconscious Luke and sits him on his shoulders. Spike appears out of nowhere and Dudley Dog's Luke right through wood.

Casey: (looks satisfied) OK, moving right along we get to Edge and Kitty.

Kitty: Table please! I don't want any part of that weirdo over there.

Tommy: eyes popping out of his head and swinging his Singapore Cane.

Casey: Ok let's go down to the wood factory.

Edge: Can we go together, please? We do everything together and I think we should die together.

Casey: Fine, whatever. Katie, get on Edge's shoulders.

Katie climbs up on top of Edge. Bubba picks Spike up and thrown him into Edge and Katie. Edie and Katie go flying into a table taking poor little Spike with them. They all lay still on the ground. I move little Spike out of the way and motion for Tommy to come over.

Casey: Tommy beat the fire out of them.

Tommy starts lashing away at the two helpless victims lying on the ground.

Casey: Thanks! OK I don't even have to say who is next because we are at our last team. Rayna, what's it going to be?

Rayna: Well after seeing everyone else I think it will be whatever you want it to be.

Casey: OK! Tommy, go beat them through a table!

Rayna and Matt stand on the bottom row of the bleachers. Tommy gets behind them and starts lashing away. They are both screaming like crazy from the pain. After about 10 minutes of beating we realized this wasn't working so well. So I grab Rayna and T-Boy grabs Matt. We both jump from the bleachers at the same time and Bubba Bomb them through the tables. Both victims lay completely still.

Rob, Jenna, Caitlin, and Kurt are all just watching and laughing.

Casey: Well that was fun! Ok my 2-remaing teams listen up. We will meet back here tomorrow at 7. You will compete in a mud-wrestling match for the trip. Ladies please were your bras and panties. Gentlemen, make sure I can see your Chest!

Caitlin: (from Kurt's shoulders) Your going down Stoners! Oh It's True, It's Damn True!

Kurt: Smiles proudly

Jenna: Whatever you say dude

Rob: Come on let's go smoke one

Rachel: Congratulations to our winners and I'm off to call an ambulance.

A/N: I will have THE final chapter up tonight. I hope I did an OK job. I will write the fic for whoever wins but I still haven't made up my mind who that will be yet. If you want to help me out and let me know who you think should win please add it in your review!