inu-gurl: Sorry about the login review thing!!!!!!!!! I forgot to change it.....Oh,well... If I don't get enough reviews, I have no reason to continue this fic....So.... That's all....consider yourself lucky I continued this story. T.T It's mostly about Kik and Kag in this chap.

Disclaimer: I do not own Inu-Yasha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sue me and die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Kagome: (thinks) What the hell was with that fucking bastard?!

She stomps into her house.

Kagome suddenly stops, frozen at the sight she sees in front of her.

Kagome: K-Kikyo?!

Kikyo: Why, hello Kagome.

She smiles nicely to Kagome, but Kagome could SO tell it a fake.

Ms.Higurashi: Kagome! Your friend Kikyo came by to talk to you! Isn't that nice?

Sota: (comes out) She brought tea cakes too

Grandpa: (pops out too)And sake!

Ms.Higurashi: Now, wasn't that nice of her?

Kikyo:(another fake smile)I was glad to share.

Kagome:(thinks) It's the bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.....

Kikyo: Now may we talk Kagome?

Kagome: (grumbles) Whatever...

Ms.Higurashi: Kagome....

Kagome: Okay, Okay!

They walk to Kagome's room, while Grandpa gulps down sake and the fat cat Buyo fights Sota for the last tea cake. (Buyo seems to be winning...)

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Kagome: so...What do you want? (she closes the door.)

Kikyo: Oh, nothing. I just wanted to give you my best for the picking of the wife tomorrow. You'll need it.

Kagome: I know you're faking it. Come on. Spill it.

Kikyo: What? Can't an old friend give her regrets?

Kagome: No. The doors closed. Nothing you say will come out of this room.

Kikyo: Good. I was getting tired of sitting on this stupid bed you have. I mean, There's no gold frames around here. And no roses and diamond edges around the windows.

Kagome: Shut up. Just because your father inherited your dead mother's farming land, doesn't mean you are the best.

Kikyo: I'm not? You may look like me, but I have much more beauty and skills than you do. Let's see... better at archery,craftsmen,farming....better at everything except being you. That would be easy, but I REALLY don't want to do that.

Kagome:(enraged with anger) Shut up!!! You are a sleazing bitch who deserves to go to hell!!!!

Kikyo: What did you say, BITCH?! (she slaps Kagome really hard)

Kagome:(falls on the floor.) Oof!

She falls hard to the floor on her bottom, and soon gets up.

Kagome slaps her back. And soon there is a catfight. Kikyo scratches Kagome, nails digging in the skin of her arm. Blood leaks. Kagome winces and pushes Kikyo back.
Kagome covers the bleeding area and kicks Kikyo in the stomach. Kikyo falls on the bed. They started swearing at each other loudly.
Kikyo: Asshole!

Kagome: Bitch!

Kikyo: Hell mouth!

Kagome: Whore!

Kikyo: Slut!

Kagome:(thinks)What's that got to do with swearing?(outloud)Fucking ass bitch!

Kikyo: You....bitch!

She leaps up very high in the air to strike Kagome and make her bleed so much that she would cry,but....

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Grandpa: Ah! Kikyo! Would ya' mind bri'in s'more-o-dis *hic* Sake for lil ol*hic* me? I'd really *hic* appreciate it now. *hic*

Kikyo is frozen in air and Kagome is struck with an expression that you could not describe.

Kikyo: (thinks) Wasn't he a priest....?! He's... not one, right?!

Kagome: (thinks) Kikyo should've known better than to give sake to him! He can't stop drinking! Ungh...He smells BAD!!!

Kikyo:(thinks) Oh, no... I can't get down......

Kagome:(thinks) I can't move.....

Grandpa: Now since I'm here an all, *hic* let's sing a song!

Kagome: Mom!

Grandpa: now, little Kagome...*hic*She an Sota wen out to 'da friend's house for the day. I here is gonna take care o u's! Now... Let's sing! *hic* Dere wa an old man..... He had bin baaanned....! From dere sake shop....*hic* but an' ol angel.... From heaven! Gave him some o dere sake......!*hic!*

Kikyo: (thinks) NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then it was all my fault!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ....Nah. I can blame Kagome for this.

Kagome: (thinks) He'll only stop after he is asleep....This is going one heck of a night....

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7 hours later...

Grandpa: .....'An da angel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gave.... him. (high pitch voice) sake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
An dat dere song was deticated ta Kikyo. Danks for da sake now. oi, Kagome, ya' like my song? I worked har on dat so-

Kikyo: (snores away in the air) ZzZzZ....

Kagome: ZzZz.....

Grandpa: (sweatdrops) .......

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Grandpa: WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My dere song was over, so now I'll have ta sing it all o'er for ya's now. *hic* Dere wa an ol man.....He ha bin baa--

Kikyo: Huh?

Kagome: He's.......asleep.

They pause for a moment....

Kagome/Kikyo: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we're saved!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Grandpa: Huh? wa?

Kikyo/Kagome: No....

Grandpa: Ah. Now I can sing my here song. Danks fer waking me up. *hic* so....

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