Disclaimer: If I were a McMahon then I would be my own God and that's just weird unless you are Kurt or Jericho.

A/N: Here we go! The very last chapter! I hope yall enjoy it. Oh yeah and I stole the fuck joke from South Park!

I am sitting on the bleachers with Rachel waiting on our final 2 teams to change into their wrestling gear. We have a ring set up in the middle of the gym filled with mud. Some off the cut contestants that lived through their beatings are here in casts to watch.

Kurt: We are ready!

Casey: Um Kurt you know you have on a pink thong with a bunny tail on the back right?

Kurt: Wait! There's more. Caitlin, come here.

Caitlin came out shaking her head and trying not to laugh at her self. She was wearing matching pink bra and panties with rabbit ears on her head!

Casey: Isn't that cute! Where's Jenna and Rob? WHOA! Hello…

Jenna and Rob were both…well naked. They were just smiling from ear to ear ready to get on with the match.

Kurt: Casey, Rob's…

Casey: I know he's naked and put your eyes back in your head.

Kurt: starts drooling on him self

Casey: What a dork chop! OK, teams take your places. This will work as a tag team match but it is inter gender. So, Jenna you can wrestle Kurt and vise versa.

Lets go grab our corners and pick our starters. Oh yeah this is no DQ's so I hope someone gets beat with something.

The teams walk over to their corners. I have to admit Kurt and Caitlin are adorable but Kurt is more interested in "wrestling" Rob.

Rachel: I'm going to be the ref for the match. If you touch me, push or get mud in my hair I'm DQ'ing you!

Casey: Um Rach, there are no DQ's

Teams: smirk at the ref.

Rachel: Great!

Casey: I will be your announcer for the match along with a previous cut contestant, Katie! Let's go!

Rachel: Rings the bell

Casey: Well Katie, it looks like the girls are going to start this out for us. They go into a lock up. Oh! Jenna just threw Caitlin in the mud by her hair

Katie: Ouch! That has to hurt. What a beautifully executed DDT be Jenna

Casey: Jenna goes for the cover…1,2…could be nope; Caitlin just gets her shoulder up.

Katie: Caitlin really needs to make a tag. Kurt is dyeing to get in there.

Casey: Doesn't look like that's going to happen anytime soon. Rob and Jenna have her isolated in their corner and are giving her hell. Great team work by Rob and Jenna

Katie: oh man did you see that! Caitlin pulled that drop kick out of nowhere! She really needs to make a tag and get Kurt in there.

Casey: Great move! To buy her self some time. I agree she better get over there to Kurt!

Katie: Tag made! Kurt is in

Casey: And man is he on fire. Man what a close line!

Katie: Oh looks like we are going for Germans

Casey: Nope Rob jumped in and broke it up. Remember this is no DQ's so that is legal.

Katie: Here comes Caitlin…what the hell? Casey, what exactly is Kurt doing?

Casey: (takes off head set) KURT STEPHEN ANGLE! Stop trying to put that there and leave Rob alone!

Rob: That is totally un-cool man!
Katie: Oh! Jenna took advantage of the situation and Bull dogged Kurt. She goes for the cover 1,2…nope Kurt has the rope.

Casey: (headphones back on) Good strategy on Kurt's part. He used the rope instead of using any unnecessary strength to kick out.

Katie: Looks like Caitlin is back again. Oh! Double close line. She almost took their heads off.

Casey: I heard that! Man what an impact!

Katie: The ladies have left the men to do the dirty work. Kurt goes for a cover. At least I think…Oh my god!

Casey: (takes off head set again) KURT! If you don't stop that so help me god. LEAVE ROB ALONE!!
Katie: Nice rebound, Rob! Kick him where it counts

Casey: (puts head phones back on) What a match! Rob went for the cover and would have had it too if Caitlin hadn't got involved.

Katie: Good team work on Caitlin's part. She knew he was down so she had to save her partner.

Casey: I think Caitlin just tagged her self in.

Katie: Looks like Rachel is going to let it go.

Casey: Oh man Caitlin is taking it to Rob…oh god the ankle lock! She has the ankle lock locked in!

Katie: Will he tap? Looks like he's about to but no Jenna breaks it up!

Casey: Man what a match!

Katie: Now Rob and Jenna are kicking the crap out of Caitlin

Casey: Fuck! That has to hurt

Katie: I don't think you can say that on national T.V., Casey

Casey: Why the fuck not? It isn't hurting anyone… fuck, fuck, fuckity, fuck

Katie: …

Casey: Oh no Rob is going to the top rope.

Katie: OUCH! Kurt just found a chair and hit Rob with it knocking him off the ropes

Casey: YES! Carnage!

Katie: Kurt goes for the cover 1,2…wait why did Rachel stop counting?

Casey: He's no the legal man! It may be no DQ but Kurt isn't the legal man, Jenna is!

Katie: Oh shit Kurt Angle Slammed Rachel!
Casey: (takes off head set and dives into the mud)

Katie: Well, I guess Casey is going to count it. Oh No Caitlin got the ankle lock locked in again. Oh no Rob is in trouble this time. Man look at the look on his face. He's about he's…He's taping! He's' taping! That's it Kurt and Caitlin win!

**Kurt's music starts playing*

Caitlin jumps on Kurt's shoulders with his medals around her neck!

Casey: Congratulation Caitlin and Kurt. Kurt you should be proud!

Kurt: It's True, Oh It's True

Casey: Nice match Rob and Jenna! I thought it was going to be you!

Rob and Jenna shake hands with the winners. Everyone including myself is covered in mud. Kurt slapped Rob on the ass.

Casey: KURT! You shouldn't have won you damn Twinkie

Kurt: You know you love me!

Casey: I wonder why sometimes, Kurt! I really do! Well, that's the end of the show. It looks like Caitlin you and Kurt are off to Hawaii for the weekend! I hope you enjoy!

Katie: This is Katie Copeland saying good night and thank you for joining us!

A/N: Congrats Caitlin! Just e-mail me and let me know if you want the weekend to be insane, romantic, normal…whatever you want I will write it! Thanks to everyone for reading and reviewing! It has been fun!