inu-gurl: did this chapter work????I'll KILL if this one didn't....*sniff*Oh wellz.I chose to do alternate endings if you wanna know.....if you can't read.....*sniff* I am gonna beat up my comp....::in background beating up comp:: so.....Can ANY of you tell me why my chaps are being messed up?! I....am....going crazy....'cause of this stupid thing....my comp was expensive, but NO....it wants to mess up my stuff....PLEASE let these chaps work!!!!!!!!! If this does. YAY!!!!!! ::Pops out party balloons:: So...if this works.....keep on reading....
if not....chikuso!!!!!!!!!!! I will sue the makers of--nah. ff.net is okay. nevermind. r/r anyways!!!! I need time to find out what's wrong with my chap....
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Miroku was smacked and slapped by Kagome and Sango. Inu-Yasha and Sesshomaru watched them do so, squirming around as bruises appeared on Miroku. Inu-Yasha squirmed the most. Sesshomaru half enjoyed watching this. It was the girls beating up a boy thing that he could not stand watching. Never had he ever seen such a disgrace to manhood. (A/n: I'm a girl, so if this is a sucky boy thought stuff...whatever:P) 'Should I help him?' Inu-Yasha kept on thinking. 'Should I be the one getting pummeled right now?' A little Inu-Yasha angel popped up and a little Inu-Yasha devil popped up also. (a/n: Heeheee! I think the lil IY things are so KAWAII!!!)
Sesshomaru was surprised by the little Inu-Yasha things floating around Inu-Yasha's shoulders. "Inu-Yasha...You should help that houshi hentai...! Even if he IS a hentai....He's your friend...is he not?" The IY angel said in a voice that was a little higher than Inu-Yasha's himself. "Well...YEAH..." Inu-Yasha said to the angel, not knowing that Sesshomaru was coming closer. "No! That little hentai'll get YOU in trouble! You'll get pummeled, and kicked and even worse! You'll be thought of as a hentai!!!!" the little devil Inu-Yasha said. Sesshomaru crept in closer. No one noticed still...^__^ "Hmm...You're right!" the little angel Inu-Yasha said, with a hand on his chin. "So, specifically speaking...you shouldn't help him...!" "Yep." the devil Inu-Yasha said, nodding his head in agreement.
Suddenly, Sesshomaru grabbed the two little Inu-Yasha devil/angel. "Okay...You two freaky Inu-Yasha things are VERY disturbing...." Sesshomaru said, a disgusted face on him. "Lemme go! Lemme go!!!" the devil Inu-Yasha shrieked, poking Sesshomaru with his fork thingy. "Ack! Please let me go, dear sir!" The angel Inu-Yasha said, trying to be calm. Sesshomaru smirked. "I think I like THIS Inu-Yasha." Sesshomaru said. "Beg some more." "This is a world of life or death, ya' baka angel!" the devil Inu-Yasha yelled to the angel Inu-Yasha. "You either fight, or give in and be weak. What'll it be?" "Oh, I suppose I can fight just once then..." "Then c'mon! Let's GET this giant bastard!" the devil Inu-Yasha yelled.
The little Inu-Yasha things took out a weapon. The angel Inu-Yasha took out a bow and arrow. (A/n: *A-hem* Bwa-ha-ha-ha-! Imagine INU-YASHA with a bow and arrow! ha!) The devil Inu-Yasha took out a slightly bigger fork thingy. "YOU little UGLY things...Beat ME...With THOSE?!" Sesshomaru said, almost breaking in tears of laughter. (You know...Inu-Yasha is gonna watch ALL of this...Gomen for humor!!! I di--*sniff*--didn't WANT to...*sniff* I-I'm sorry if any of you didn't want humor. *sniff* XP)
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Well....this is random. Sesshomaru and the little Inu-Yasha shrimps--(Devil IY: Hey!) --were tied to some circumstances--(Angel IY: We WON!)--(Sess-chan: I, and only I won! You lost.) (Devil IY: Ergh! Stinkin guy! WE won! Admit it!) (Some dude: Hey. like, Why am I here? Can someone, like tell me why I'm here? Dude! Those bloated things are back! *faint*) (Angel IY: Hey. Who's the guy? Wait. *takes out halo and wings* *puts them on* Bless the soul. *heaven song plays* May your soul rest in heaven, where god will love you.) (Devil IY: Aw-cut the crap.) (Inu-Yasha: I'm... SCARED...That THING is making crap of me.) Sesshomaru...Is having fun laughing at the Angel IY, who now, is reciting the bible. (inu-gurl: STOP TALKING!! I want...to...write...my stinking story, got that?!) (Sess-chan: Uh...who's the girl?) (Inu-Yasha: Iono. wait. She's 3d! Who are you?!) (Devil IY: Hey holy one, you know who she is?) (Angel IY (starts on the badness of hell and devils) *shrugs*) (Devil IY: I'll...hurt you now...)
(Inu-Yasha: TELL US ALREADY!!!!) (inu-gurl: No one! See ya! *runs away into the 3d world...*) (Sess-chan: Wasted 2 hours of my life...actually. My sleep time. See ya Inu-Baka and shrimps. Hmm....I'm hungry...) (Angel and Devil IY: We're busy killing each other right now, but we'll get you!!!) Angel IY remembers that he has wings. He flies up and reads the bible ALL OVER AGAIN to some dude guy....(A/N: The bible is....600 pages long.)
Now...the STORY.... Kagome and everyone else goes down for dinner--shrimp, because Sesshy wanted it. Miroku and Sango are not at the dinner table...Which was not fair to Kagome because she wanted to talk to her as soon as she could. She wanted to know if she was hallucinating or not. (A/n: She saw the IY shrimps. XP) She was sitting into her seat when she sensed a face watching her. It was Sesshomaru. He was staring at her. Kikyo was staring at him, angry at her fiancé for looking at another woman when HE should've been looking at HER. Kagome blushed a bit. He was sorta...CUTE to her...Inu-Yasha looked over at Kagome. Ever since Kagome had said that she sort of...thought . He didn't know what to say to her now, so he kept a close eye avoiding her at all times. Too bad he couldn't really do that since she lived in his house...
At the dinner table...(A/N: Heheh....:P You'll see...) They ate...uh....Japanese food? (A/N: I dunno!) They had to ask one another for food, because the table was...LARGER then most others...(A/N: By....a couple feet longer.) Kagome was a little shy around dinner time because most of them were....how can you say..."taller" than her... She could've asked Kikyo, but....she knew Kikyo would make her beg or so...Pretty much the same for Inu-Yasha...Sesshomaru was making Inu-Yasha beg....(Inu-Yasha didn't actually beg, he stole it right after Sesshomaru took the bowl) Kagome was getting tired of eating the same food over again. (The one in front of her.) She stood up and reached for a....a...another Japanese food? (A/N: *sigh* I WOULD write sashimi and stuff, but...sashimi isn't really...RICH PPLZ FOOD....You know what I mean?) Inu-Yasha wanted something to eat without having to steal it from Sesshomaru. He went up slowly for the same food as Kagome did. (::wink, wink:: ~_@) They went at the same time. No one looked at them. They were silent when they ate--uh...a little. As both of them went up, They....didn't see each other... Kagome and Inu-Yasha met face to face.
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"Uh-er-um..." Inu-Yasha said as they both stood there, not moving. Kagome blushed , and blushed, and more blushing. Inu-Yasha blushed and blushed and turned into a VERY ripe tomato. (A/N: I...Want a sandwich.... I'm hungry....*sniff* FOOD.....) Sesshomaru was pretty much the only one watching it--besides Kikyo watching him....again. (A/N: Yay! I ate a popsicle, and that's better than a sandwich, because now I'm drunk on sugar! lalalalala...kukukuku...doodoodoodoo....) 'What does that girl think she's doing, getting Sesshy like this?! .' Kikyo thought as she glared angrily at her soon to be fiancé. Sesshomaru was confused. Why did he look at Kagome? Why not taunt her? Why didn't he just treat her like he treated his annoying brother Inu-Yasha? He was becoming irritated by this. It was like this itch you just couldn't reach. (A/N: lalalala...! I love you, you love me...! barney is a dinosaur, from our imagination! lalalalalalalalalalalalalala! Thank You very much! *bows*--told you I'm hyper.)
Inu-Yasha felt Kagome's breath against his face. They were VERY close. Kagome quickly backed away. Inu-Yasha sat down also. He was a little disappointed. He sorta wanted something ...MORE to happen.....But to his parents... "Wonderful! But no kiss? What kind of husband and wife are you two, ne?" the Parents said sadly....they wanted a bit more action in their dull, dull lives....Sesshomaru for one, was somehow happy. He didn't want anything to happen. He was going crazy...that's what he thought...Inu-Yasha slumped back in his seat, trying to ignore his parents blabber...Kagome excused herself from the table and went to her room. Sango was in her room cleaning. Kagome smiled and shouted, "Konnichi-wa!" to Sango to get her attention. Sango turned to Kagome and dropped her cleaning stuff. "So....tell me EVERYTHING. Leave out a detail and I'll hurt you. Okay. Go on." Sango said, with a face of interest. She then started changing into a nice kimono. (The one she wears when not wearing the armor stuff.)
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Kagome started telling Sango about the little IY angel and Devil, when....Guess who comes! The little IY angel and Devil come in. Sango and Kagome squeal in delight. (They're rather loud...) A while later, Inu-Yasha and everyone else, including Miroku comes in. "What's the matter?" Miroku asked worried, as he bravely walked into the room. Kagome and Sango were playing with the IY minis. "OoOh! They're so KAWAII!!!!!" both Sango and Kagome squealed as Inu-Yasha and mostly everyone else sweatdropped. Kikyo practically ran up to the lil IY minis when she saw them. "EEE! KAWAII!" Kikyo squealed as she played with the IY minis too. The IY minis are enjoying the way they are being treated. They were being given food, and being cuddled by the girls. (Not that they're hentai's!!!!) "Feh....they're not cute at all...." Sesshomaru said. Inu-Yasha and the IY minis turned and looked at him. "Who says we're not cute?!" Inu-Yasha and the IY minis shouted as they ran toward Sesshomaru to beat the living out of him. "Aww.....they're gone..." the girls said sadly.
"Play with ME!!!" Miroku yelled, as he jumped up towards the girls. "Um....I don't want to play anymore...." Kikyo said, as she ran through the door. Sango got up and didn't feel like beating Miroku up right now (A/N: Amazing, huh?) --so she ran out the door. "Um..." Kagome said, as she kicked Miroku out the door. "I-uh-don't want to play right now...g'night!" She slammed the door and the sound of a muffled scream was heard.
inu-gurl: wai! Cliffhanger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope you review enough, or you won't be getting your chapter! Okay...that's mean... Since you got me over 100 reviews....I'll give you 2 chaps in 1 day....soon....not right now....I'm busy with chapter 8.....don't bother me...I'm busy.....No flames PLZ!!!!! But....if you want to....go on.....
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