inu-gurl: Okay....did this freakin one work yet?! I'll become a nun and work as a saint if this screws up again....not to mention not EVER write again.... ::flash to future:: inu-gurl as a nun: I remember when I wrote for fanfiction....screwed up everything I say....damn them and their--::falls dead from old age :: back to present:: *shivers* a sad way to die....but...I won't die that way! I'll--falls dead asleep from tiredness writing this. (My new editor is Lyn/Lin so she will be making comments)
Oh yeah. To the reviewer "Get off it" . Don't you go accusing me of not writing! I want to write, but my comp is screwed and messes up my chapter! Don't you go swearing at me you fuck-ass! You don't even know who I am and I suppose you don't want to and I don't want to know you!
You're probably a mean person.....or not....I don't know you so....I don't know what you're like...neither you with me. ---__--- So fuck off!!!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own Inu-Yasha or any of the manga.....*sniff* I....am sad....Rumiko has all the good stuff.....
Chapter 8 (The REAL chapter 8!)
(Lyn/Lin: You sure? This might not work...)
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Miroku was surprised by this. He rammed the door to open. It didn't. It was 2 inches thick and Kagome had locked it. He screamed down the hall for them to hear him. No one had heard him. Was Kagome alright? He rammed it as hard as he was able to. (Lyn/Lin: Poor Miroku.....)
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It seemed that Miroku had been ramming it for 1/4 of the night. He fell asleep from hitting the door so much. As the sun grew brighter, everyone started waking up. It wasn't only the sun that woke them up--Miroku had started hitting the door again! (A/N: Which of course is VERY loud...+_+) Inu-Yasha groaned as he and pretty much everyone else was getting up to hurt Miroku. As Inu-Yasha grew more awake, he noticed that Kagome's scent had disappeared from this castle. As they all reached Kagome's front door, they found a Miroku lying across the front of the door. He was covered with sweat.
"Hey....hentai--I mean Miroku...Are you okay...?" Sango said in a worried voice, as she knelt down beside him in her pink pajamas. (Lyn/Lin: Pink?! Damn.....) "Kagome....she's...gone..." Miroku said through gasps of breaths. "!" was all Sango could say. (inu-gurl: um....is "!" really a word...?) (Lyn/Lin: I no think so....) "Oh my...why didn't you call for us then?!" Haruka said, VERY concerned., "I...DID....but...NoOo....you continued.....sleeping..." Miroku said with a bit of anger in his voice. Kikyo didn't seem very happy, actually--she seemed worried! Did she start caring for Kagome? Lets see.....nope! not a bit! 'Will this interfere with me and Sess-chan's wedding! Oh.....I bet that stubborn Kagome planned this all to ruin the marriage!' Kikyo thought. "Well....I'll open the door and make for sure that we know she's gone." Inu-Yasha's dad said. "It's....no use...I warked all night to open it and--" Miroku stopped as the door flew down from the pluck of his fingers. Miroku nearly fainted from this. It was no fair!!!! How come HE couldn't open the fuckin' door?!
As everyone went in, Sango watched Miroku squirm around, trying to get up. "Ungh..." Miroku said, as he tried to push himself up. He had painful bruises on his arms and body. (A/N: No DUH! Slam yourself against a door for hours and get something other then bruises?) "Kirara-chan!" Sango chirped loudly down the halls. "What...are you doing...." Miroku asked confused, as he FINALLY managed to sit up. A KAWAII little cat with three tails pounced up on Sango's lap. It hissed at Miroku angrily. "Now Kirara....Help him up now will you?" Sango asked her kindly. Kirara meowed in disagreement but hated to refuse Sango's orders. She usually got a treat! "Heh. No... thanks. I don't think....that a puny cat...like that...will help me up..." Miroku said with a tone of laughter in his voice. "Hmph. Kirara ... show him. transform." Sango said proudly. Kirara transformed into the large cat with fierce eyes. (A/N: For some reason...I think Kirara is cuter this way.....I think I'm sick.... Medic! +_+) (::Holding those shock waves thing:: Lyn/Lin: Clear!! Its too late...we've lost her....::grins mischievously::^_^)
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Miroku was being carried by a cat that was MUCH larger than him. He was scared much more of Sango--she was acting NICE....and to HIM!!! As the cat dropped him into Kagome's bed, he saw that everyone didn't pay attention to either the large cat or even him. They were busy looking out the window or looking in the closets or something... "Do you think..."HE" took her?" Inu-Yasha's dad said to Haruka worriedly--but mostly angrily. "If it was him....oh I'd finally kill him like I would have many years ago..." (inu-gurl: Hmm.....Should they be demons or humans here? I think....demons would make more sense... No one except them would know! Yea! yep. I'll do that...) (Lyn/Lin: OMG! She's come back to haunt me! ::Runs away screaming::)
Inu-Yasha and Sesshomaru kept a close ear on this conversation. Too bad it ended already. Sesshomaru knew who "HE" was. Inu-Yasha was 2 and he was 7. He had remembered the fight. Each of them was left with a scar to remember. Inu-Yasha couldn't make out who "HE" was of course. He was too little and stupid. (A/N: Hmm....who is it huh? Guess! lalala! guess, guess, guess!)
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While where Kagome is....(inu-gurl: I'd rather write it like this than make a cliffhanger for you....I mean the REAL kinds...) "Aiyee!!!!!!" Kagome shrieked.
A/N: A-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!!!!!!! Not that I wanted to lie and all but I just HAD to do that!!!!!! I promise I'll make better chapters with or without cliffhangers!!!!! Give me 12 reviews please!!!!!!! I'm not asking for much am I? Oh, yeah....I chose to do alternate endings! Remember that! I'm sorry, but I couldn't just choose one.....you wouldn't like just inu/kag would you?
Lyn/Lin: I'm the editor and she won't even give me a little hint to who it is!!! Hmph....wait...wasn't she dead?! ::faint:: I'm.....editing a d-d-dead ......person's chapter.....
Try Koneko-chan's stories! Kirara's too!.....and that's pretty much it! Try them out and see how you like them
And......... Now I'm hyper!!!!!!!!!
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*a-hem* Now for everyone's favorite......
Barney is a dinosaur!!!
From our imagination!!
lalalaalalaalalalalalalalalalaaaaa!!!!
*bows* Thank you very much!!!!!!!!! Remember! R/R!
(Lyn/Lin: ::Runs away some more:: Mommy!! The barney zombie has come to get me!!!)
A/N: A-hah-hah....I'll switch to Sesame Street! hahahahahhah!!!!
(Lyn/Lin: Hmph! Then.....Mommy!!! The Elmo zombie has come to get me!!!!....::runs away from the freak who likes baby shows::)
A/N: hey! Hmm.....Well.......not really.....I'm scared, but....It's fun annoying you.....! -_-
(Lyn/Lin: T_T Mommy......where you go? I'm s'posed to run to you.......)
A/N: *sniff* That's just sad.....P_P
(Lyn/Lin: We have to fill up this extra space.....hmm......::spots someone:: Hey! Aren't you Sesshomaru?! ::Latches onto his arm:: I love you......)
A/N: aw...who do I get....? ::spots someone else:: Hey! Inu-chan! *grabs arm* hiya inu-chan! hey....Lyn? How'd we get in the comic book world?
(Lyn/Lin: OMG! We're in the comic world?! ::spots other people:: Tamahome! C'mere! *gasp* Ranma! ::grabs each of their arms and huggles:: OMG.....lessee...Ryoga! CHICHIRI!!!! ::grabs them all and puts in jar....:: Now you're mine.....)
A/N: oOo!!!!! Lookie! Kuno! wait....AHHH!!!!!!!!!!! ::runs away:: ::finds Akane, Kodachi, all other girls:: hmm....I'll have some fun... Ranma's over there!
The other girls spot Ranma in MY jar....and rush over and scream at ME
(Lyn/Lin: Huh? ::looks at the girls....:: What you 2-d freaks want from me?! Ranma is mine and you no can have him....but you can look at him in my jar and he no run way!)
The girls start nodding....
A/N: FREAKS.....to LOOK at someone...besides....Lyn? You should've made them pay. You need some cash....
(Lyn/Lin: I no said FREE.....and they can talk to him too! If he no answer.......you get half your money back!)
A/N: You should pay the guys at least.....
Lyn/Lin: Guys? You want money? nah.....I no rent them....I keep them all for myself....come out Sesshie... ::pulls out of jar:: Lets play!
A/N: *sniff* I want a Sess-chan...
Lyn/Lin: But you gots Inu! OOPS! Out of time....see ya later....::puts away Sess-chan and goes lookin for mommy....:: Sess? You gots good nose right? Help me find mama......
A/N: Why don't you just go to the real world and find her at your HOUSE?
Lyn/Lin: But then me no get the bishounen!!! Bye folks.....