Because Phire Phoenix, after rereading all of her poems in this fic, has decided that her ability to write parody poetry - or really, any poetry at all - one comes into existence once upon a blue moon, she has decided to simply cut off the other 3 horrible parodies until inspiratio strikes rather than trying to force it. Thanks to all those who reviewed

Enjoy!

I'm a lil' Vegeta,

Strong and Mean.

On Chi-Blasting Kakarot

I am keen.

When he starts eating

I want to shout

Or at least, beat him up,

Wipe him out.