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Chapter 15: You just ruined the dramatic action!
Everyone was sitting at the table silently for breakfast until Inu-Yasha's dad popped up and said something that woke Kagome from her daydreaming.
"Today you will all wed!" Inu-Yasha's dad said.
"WHAT?" Kagome and Inu-Yasha yelled.
When they yelled they got up and slammed their hands on the table.
...But...
They sit in front of each other so....
::bump::
::fall::
::fall::
"OW!!!! Hey you did that on PURPOSE!" Inu-Yasha yelled.
"No I didn't! YOU did, you baka!" Kagome yelled.
(A/N: Did I just break up all dramatic action...? -_-)
(Lyn/Lin: Yes....yes you did...)
They argued and Kikyo stopped them by throwing some hot tea on them.
"Will you just shut up! You got rid of all the dramatic action!" Kikyo yelled.
::sizzle::
"Tea...is HOT..." Inu-Yasha and Kagome said as flames popped up behind them.
Kikyo, Kagome, and Inu-Yasha start yelling as the mom and dad and Sesshomaru sit quietly.
::throws cold water over them::
(A/N: It's early morning...wow...cold water...)
"Will you all shut up?!" Sesshomaru yelled.
(Lyn/Lin: Go Sesshy!!)
"THAT....WILL COST YOU YOUR LIFE..." Kikyo, Kagome and Inu-Yasha said.
So Kikyo, Kagome, Inu-Yasha, and Sesshomaru continued to yell.
(A/N: -_-;;)
::throws metal forks and spoons on heads::
"You four! Stop fighting already!" The mother and father yelled.
"Mom....Dad...." Inu-Yasha yelled with a bump on his head.
(A/N: HAHAHAHA!!! ::puts band-aid on Inu-Yasha::)
"Haruka..." Kikyo said with a bump on her head. "And...what's your name?"
"My name is Inu-Taisho."
"Oh. Thanks! wait...." Kikyo said.
"Inu-Taisho...." Kikyo said as angrily as she could.
Kagome and Sesshomaru didn't say anything but showed a O-o face.
So everyone yelled and argued about who knows what...
Sango and Miroku went in and saw the mess of platters of food spilled on the ground...they also saw all the water...
"I have to clean all this..." Sango gaped as she turned to flames.
"I don't really need to d anything!" Miroku said cheerfully--he's the horse guy and cleaner for SOME stuffs.
"Oh, no....if I'M cleaning YOU'RE cleaning as well!" Sango said as she grabbed his collar and choked him.
They suddenly joined the little fight...
~*~*Meanwhile*~*~
Our little IY minis are floating on a cloud, eating a donut, and watching all this.
(Lyn/Lin: OOOH!! Minis.....)
"Shouldn't we help him?" Angel IY asked.
"Nah. He can handle this himself ya'know." Devil IY said. "Besides! Since when do you get free food huh?" Devil IY said as he caught flying tea in a cup and some flying hot cakes.
No one noticed until....
"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Devil IY said as he threw some mashed hot cake at them.
"You need more fighting and yelling!" Devil IY shouted in dismay.
"Shouldn't we be encouraging them to STOP fighting?" Angel IY asked.
"Oh SHUT UP! You're a hanyou angel....is that even possible you idiot?!" Devil IY said.
"Hey...." Kikyo said.
"Aren't they...." Sango said.
"The little doll things!" Kagome squealed happily followed by Sango and Kikyo.
"I hate those things...." Miroku said. "They get all the luck..."
"I thought they were gone for GOOD..." Sesshomaru said with the same tone and facial expression.
"....." Inu-Yasha said nothing.
~*~*52 min. (s) later*~*~
"EEEE!" Kikyo squealed as she fed them little scraps of food.
"Arigatou." Devil and Angel IY said as they chewed and swallowed.
(Lyn/Lin: CUTIES!!!!!)
Kagome was happy and squealing as well but she just remembered something...
"Hey! Wasn't Inu-Taisho talking about us getting married today?!" Kagome said out loud as Kikyo and the IY minis looked up.
Even though Kagome is practically YELLING this out loud...Everyone besides the IY minis, Kagome, Kikyo, and Sango are sleeping from boredom.
'I'm not...actually getting married today am I...?' Kagome thought.
'Feh.' Inu-Yasha thought in his head--he's half awake.
'Marriage...I hate it.' Inu-Yasha thought.
(Lyn/Lin: ........::points to the words........:: anyone notice that...?)
to be continued!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IMPORTANT
A/N: I just WANTED to make him say that! This story is ending in about two or more chapters! Wait! about 5 for the IY/KAG couple ending and you'll have to wait a bit longer for the SESS/KAG ending! The alternate endings start on THIS chapter! So by that I mean that the IY and Kag ending will start on this chapter and Sess/Kag will be later on! Ergh...if you are still confused IM me at mokona12345.
REVIEW!!!!! EVEN IF YOU ARE A SESS/KAG FAN REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Lyn/Lin: I AM CONFUSED. So, the chapter after this one is inu/kag then sess/kag....? yup...)