inugurl: well I can only say this! Sess/Kag lovers review anyway! If I don't get enough reviews I WILL NOT have the will to write up the Sess/Kag endings that I know a lot of you love!
Same for you Inu/Kag lovers! Can you read all my chapters and still review once for everyone?
T-T I know this is a lot to ask for but please? Even if you read it already review!--unless you have already reviewed once for each chapter.
And sorry Sess/Kag lovers! I DID count up the reviews that said Sess/Kag and Inu/Kag reviews and Inu/Kag won first. Don't worry. You'll get your chapters soon.
Disclaimer: Don't make me say it okay...?! I have a stomachache and am very uncomfortable....
Chapter 16: MARRIAGE?!
It turns from morning to afternoon and everyone is awake with a deathly silence.
But the deathly silence is broken by Inu-Taisho-(A/N: heh. thanks for the name Reviewers.)-
saying, "TODAY won't last forever you know. You all have to get married TODAY."
Inu-Yasha looked up and snorted.
Kagome stood speechless.
Kikyo thought about what she would wear-pink, peach, or white kimono....
(Lyn/Lin: PINK?! On KIKYO?! No way…..)
Sesshomaru was thinking about how to style his "puff", either PUFFED or sprayed more pink.
Before Haruka and Inu-Taisho left...
"W-Wait!" Kagome said as she walked over to them.
"Can we get married....um....like...." Kagome started.
"In the next millennium." Kouga said as he appeared through the window.
"Kagome, you never said that you were ENGAGED to this bastard!!!" Kouga said as he faced Inu-Yasha with a hand on Kagome's shoulder....
...pushing her towards his chest...
(Lyn/Lin: lalalalala…….So so happy! Bishounen in the air~!)
(A/N: I sense jealousy in the air...wait....::puts on old 60's songs:: love is in the air~! lalala love is in the air~!)
Inu-Yasha growled and yelled.
"Don't you touch her shoulder!!!!!" he said as he threw an attack from his claws.
...which they FINALLY noticed.
"A~A~A~H.... C-Claws.....?!" Kikyo said as she backed away into Sesshomaru.
And noticed he had a PUFF that was his tail...
"Eh....?!" Kikyo said as she backed into KOUGA who had fangs and piercing blue eyes...
then backed into Kagome who she just yelped at.
"Hey...I'm no demon okay?!" Kagome said with -_- eyes.
(Lyn/Lin: --__--…….right)
"Yea...but I just felt like yelping." Kikyo said.
(A/N: ....)
After getting explained that Sesshomaru and people were demons Kikyo acted differently towards
them...and started flirting with Inu-Yasha...because he was half....
Inu-Yasha looked up with dot eyes every time she started.
"Marry alreadyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy" Inu-Taisho said.
"OKAY?!" Haruka said.
"Okay!" Kikyo said.
So did Sesshomaru but Kikyo didn't want to get married with Fluffy...
...she wanted Inu-Yasha....
And Sesshomaru really didn't care..
(Lyn/Lin: If he doesn't care…..::evil grin:: )
even though he preferred Kagome...
And Inu-Yasha wanted Kagome...
and Kagome wanted Inu-Yasha.
Kouga had a small thing for Kikyo....
Manten and Hiten were...wait...what happened to them?!
Kagome looked out the window and left the arranging to everyone else.
She saw a float cloud with a fat thing on it...
-_-
Kagome saw that Inu-Yasha was busy with Kikyo....
Then Kikyo kissed him on the cheek and he just blushed...
ô_ô was all Kagome could do.
So she tapped Sesshomaru on the shoulder and asked him to fly her over there and fight some guy for her.
He went Feh.
"Please?" Kagome said with ^^ eyes.
"Fine..." Sesshomaru said with a sigh.
(A/N: OMG...You know in Card captor Sakura....Li actually goes "I'm in love with you" to Sakura?! And they're HOW OLD?!)
(Lyn/Lin: They are only 10. Yupo)
And as they went Kouga noticed and followed with angry eyes.
Inu-Taisho noticed and followed with Haruka on his back.
Inu-Yasha noticed but Kikyo dragged him.
He got angry.
He hated this bitch!
Did she just HAVE to follow him?!
He picked her up and put her on his back.
Then when she thought he was bringing her to where everyone was she ended up being locked in her own room.
She found a bow and arrow and shot the door.
it blasted open but Inu-Yasha had left.
'Damn...' She thought.
So she got a ride from some dude.
He had...
..a car...
...somehow...
...and in THIS time...
(A/N: Some dude is so coooooooooooooooooooool.)
(Lyn/Lin: SOME DUDE~! Gimme a ride too~!!!!)
Kikyo's hair whipped around as the car drove around and around....
the red Mercedes made EVERYONE look at them.
~*~*~
Inu-Yasha finally got to where everyone else was.
The fight seemed...to be over....
Manten and Hiten were...dead...
(A/N: OMG...I can't believe I DID that!!! P-P I'm ashamed of myself....)
(Lyn/Lin: YOU MURDERER!!!!^_^)
Squatting with anger he yelled, "Why didn't you let ME kill them?!"
"Hm?" Kagome said as she turned and saw Inu-Yasha.
Inu-Yasha growled angrily.
He worked so hard to escape from Kikyo and everything was already done.
Kagome growled back at him.
"Why aren't you with your precious KIKYO?" Kagome scoffed.
Before Inu-Yasha could yell or say anything back...
::bleep, bleep::
(Lyn/Lin: ::runs to some dude after chasing the car for a LONG time….:: )
The car had driven over and Kikyo got out.
"Hi Inu-Yasha!" Kikyo said.
'N-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.…' Inu-Yasha thought as he hid behind Kagome.
"Why don't you just GO over to her!" Kagome said as she pushed him.
"Inu-Yasha!" Kikyo said happily as she hugged his arm so tightly that Inu-Yasha was twitching.
"Dammit Kikyo….I'll say this. I luh-. I loo-" Inu-Yasha said.
'Shit. This is harder than it looks….!' Inu-Yasha thought as Kagome and Kikyo waited for what he would say.
:| was the only thing they could do at the time.
"Sheesh." Sesshomaru said as he interfered with Inu-Yasha's "I loo/luh-"s
"Just say you love Kagome already and we can go home!" Sesshomaru said as Kagome suddenly turned bright pink.
(Lyn/Lin: See? That's why he's so cool! He doesn't stall and junk!)
-.-
"How can I believe that Inu-Yasha really likes Kagome huh?" Kikyo said doubtfully.
"Because I said so." Sesshomaru said.
"Of COOOURSE YOU said it." Kikyo said.
"But how did I know if INU-YASHA means it huh?"
"He'll nod if he likes Kagome. He'll shake his head if he wants you." Sesshomaru said.
::NOD, NOD::
"Well that settles it." Inu-Taisho said.
"Inu-Yasha, you will continue to marry Kagome."
"Sesshomaru, you will continue to marry Kikyo."
(A/N: OMG I HATE Kikyo! Most of you asked to destroy her in the most evil way ever but I'm not that mean! I'll just do this!)
Suddenly,a3dpersoncomesinwithadisguisedfaceandpullsKikyointotheairwheresheisdroppedintoapo-ndwherehercolormeltsoffthepaperwhereshewasnevereverfoundagain.
::DUM, DUM, DUM!::
Inu-Yasha and Kagome ^^;;
Sesshomaru looks inside the pond, grabs the wet paper, dries it, and Kikyo's image is on it again.
But then he scribbles onto the paper, giving Kikyo a tail and ears and everything you could imagine.
Then the ink blots the paper and she is never seen again.
"Well that was fun." Sesshomaru said.
Kagome and Inu-Yasha blink at the black blotted Kikyo who is now blind cause everything she sees is black.
(A/N: That's mean……..oh well!)
But then when everything seems good….
An arrow is shot at Inu-Taisho, then Haruka, then Inu-Yasha, then Sesshomaru, and then Kagome.
(Lyn/Lin: OMGOSH!!!)
They were only lucky that the villagers had bad aim.
Cause if they didn't….
Yea.
"Kill them! Kill them all!" the villagers said as they swung fire, threw spears, swords and arrows, and shot Haruka….
Inu-Yasha saw the arrow on Haruka's chest. Blood everywhere.
Kagome noticed and ran over immediately.
They shot her too, but it hit her on the leg.
Her mother saw and ran away with tears in her eyes. She knew she could do nothing.
(her mother was one of the many who tried to stop them from fighting)
Kagome winced and pulled the arrow out gasping.
"Guh." Kagome said as she was offered a bunch of Neosporin and bandages from some dude.
"Th-Thanks." Kagome said as she wrapped it around quickly, Neosporin on it of course.
(A/N: I know this got really sucky….)
Sesshomaru broke all the weapons and transformed into his demon form.
(A/N: Doesn't that look like a sheep? A really BIG sheep?)
"Tis a demon I have all told you about! Tis a demon!" the head villager said.
To be continued….
A/N: I know it took a long time but I got busy with other stories sorry! I need to reach 230 FOR NOW…
(Lyn/Lin: How could you stop NOW??? Stupid cliffies, ne? anyone with me? *holds a sign saying cliffies must burn and die* c'mon! Lets start a riot! LOL