Ariana: Well, it's finally here! The next chapter of Barney's Singalong
Friends! Er, I mean the Prank War.
Becca: I LOVE HARRY!!!!! And we're really gonna get Anna good this time! Hee hee hee hee hee. . .
Anna: You have problems. Both of you.
Ariana: I resent that! Wait, no I don't. . .
Becca: Ginny! You'll never get a chance with Harry! He loves ME!
Ariana: You know, the prank we have planned for Anna is a lot like the way my friends and I torture her on Instant Messenger. We always make up little scenarios and put words into her mouth. . .
Anna: I LOVE RON!
Ariana: See? THAT, for example.
(the REAL) Anna: What the HELL do you think you're doing, Ariana!??
Becca: HARRY I LOVE YOU!!!
Ariana: Suuure. . . and now, on with the chapter!
~*~*~*~
Chapter 6 The Writing's On the Wall
It was mid-afternoon and Ariana, George, Becca, Harry [Becca: YAY!], and Anna, were sitting in the common room.
"I can't believe I am sitting here with you sadistic people," Anna muttered. "I would much rather be sitting in a corner being anti-social." Anna muttered for a bit, then stalked up to her room for no apparent reason.
"So, I do believe it is our turn for retaliation," Ariana said. "Even if Anna's last prank kinda backfired. . ."
"I have an idea!" Becca screamed.
"So here's what we do. . ." She rapidly explained it to the group.
"Don't you just love it, Harry?"
"Yeah! It's great! I love it." [Becca: And I love you! Come on! Say it!]
The four friends grinned sadistically and the scene faded into blackness.
~*~
Midnight in the Gryffindor common room, two figures were seen creeping silently down the girls' stairs. [Becca: Guess who?] They sat down in two armchairs near the portrait hole and waited.
Pretty soon, they could hear footsteps coming from the direction of the boys' stairs. George and Harry didn't see Ariana and Becca in the darkness. Becca gasped as Harry stepped into the light of the window.
Wow, he is hot! Mmmm. . .
Harry's eyes adjusted and he spotted Becca in the chair. He thought for a moment, then, hiding a smile, moved toward her chair and sat in it.
"Eep!" Becca squealed as Harry sat down on top of her.
"Oops! Sorry, Becca, didn't see you there." He said sorry, but he made absolutely no attempt to leave the chair. Becca smiled up at him and. . .
Across the room, George had found Ariana.
"You ready?" he asked her.
"Yep," Ariana said looking around the room. "Oh, but I'm not sure if Becca and Harry are just yet. . ."
"Um, let's just wait a minute." George replied.
~*~
The tall, double-doors squeaked as the pranksters pushed them open. They crept over to the far wall and climbed onto the raised platform that held the staff table. Ariana whispered an incantation and Becca moved her wand in swift motions over the wall. Golden letters sparkled in the moonlight filtering in from the ceiling when she had finished.
With soft snickers, they snuck back into Gryffindor Tower. Everything was ready for the next morning.
~*~
Becca was the first one to enter the Great Hall the next morning, followed by Ariana, Harry, and George. They sat right near the staff table and waited for Anna. She went into the Great Hall, soon followed by most of the other Hogwarts students. She didn't notice the gasps, whispers, and giggles coming from every direction as she sat down in the seat Becca was saving for her.
Anna was still oblivious to the people who were starting to point at her until Ron walked up.
"So. . . Anna. . ." Ron began, leaning against the table and trying to look sexy.
"So what?" Anna said in her monotone. Ron was startled by her "beautiful voice" [Ariana: Er. . . COUGH! COUGH! Um, no.], so much so that his elbow slipped and landed right in Anna's food. His ears went slightly red, but he just brushed off the bits of food from his elbow like nothing had happened. They flew onto Anna. Ron was even more embarrassed, but he continued his sad attempt at flirting with her.
"You know, Anna, I must say that I find you quite attractive also." Anna coughed hard, almost choking on her food. Ron, who hadn't noticed, continued. "So now that we both know each others' feelings, why don't we-" he put his arm around her, "-do something about it?" Ariana and Becca had tears of laughter running down their faces and George and Harry were working very hard to keep their breakfasts down.
"I find desperateness attractive in a woman. Although you didn't need to write my name on the wall to tell me you liked me. I've known it all along."
"WHAT?" Anna spit her drink back into her glass, mid-sip, and looked up at the wall above the staff table.
"Dear diary, I can't stop thinking about him. Every time he is near, I can feel it. I find myself looking for him wherever I go, even if I know he won't be there. It's like there's no logic when it comes to matters of the heart; when it comes to matters of Ron. Truly he must be the one. I just wish I could tell him how I feel. I hide it when he is near, but I can't hide from him in my dreams. I could really see spending the rest of my life with him... Always and Forever, Anna
"Oh my god," exclaimed Anna. She, as calmly as she could, got up, pushed in her chair, and stalked out of the Great Hall.
~*~*~
Ariana: That was a good chapter, wasn't that a good chapter? I think that was a good chapter. Becca: Sorry, Ariana is a little hyper.
Anna: Too true, Becca, too true.
Becca: I really like that chapter because I finally got to be somewhat smart and say more than just "I LOVE HARRY." I really think there should be some action between me and him, but we'll see.
Anna: You do realize that you will pay. Dearly...
Becca: That's what you think...
Anna: No, it's what I know. I have scientific ways to prove it.
Becca: Harry and I are too smart for you Anna, you'll never win... muahhahahaha.
Ariana: brb
Becca: Okay Ariana, you do that then. *Begins to songg with Harry*
Becca: I LOVE HARRY!!!!! And we're really gonna get Anna good this time! Hee hee hee hee hee. . .
Anna: You have problems. Both of you.
Ariana: I resent that! Wait, no I don't. . .
Becca: Ginny! You'll never get a chance with Harry! He loves ME!
Ariana: You know, the prank we have planned for Anna is a lot like the way my friends and I torture her on Instant Messenger. We always make up little scenarios and put words into her mouth. . .
Anna: I LOVE RON!
Ariana: See? THAT, for example.
(the REAL) Anna: What the HELL do you think you're doing, Ariana!??
Becca: HARRY I LOVE YOU!!!
Ariana: Suuure. . . and now, on with the chapter!
~*~*~*~
Chapter 6 The Writing's On the Wall
It was mid-afternoon and Ariana, George, Becca, Harry [Becca: YAY!], and Anna, were sitting in the common room.
"I can't believe I am sitting here with you sadistic people," Anna muttered. "I would much rather be sitting in a corner being anti-social." Anna muttered for a bit, then stalked up to her room for no apparent reason.
"So, I do believe it is our turn for retaliation," Ariana said. "Even if Anna's last prank kinda backfired. . ."
"I have an idea!" Becca screamed.
"So here's what we do. . ." She rapidly explained it to the group.
"Don't you just love it, Harry?"
"Yeah! It's great! I love it." [Becca: And I love you! Come on! Say it!]
The four friends grinned sadistically and the scene faded into blackness.
~*~
Midnight in the Gryffindor common room, two figures were seen creeping silently down the girls' stairs. [Becca: Guess who?] They sat down in two armchairs near the portrait hole and waited.
Pretty soon, they could hear footsteps coming from the direction of the boys' stairs. George and Harry didn't see Ariana and Becca in the darkness. Becca gasped as Harry stepped into the light of the window.
Wow, he is hot! Mmmm. . .
Harry's eyes adjusted and he spotted Becca in the chair. He thought for a moment, then, hiding a smile, moved toward her chair and sat in it.
"Eep!" Becca squealed as Harry sat down on top of her.
"Oops! Sorry, Becca, didn't see you there." He said sorry, but he made absolutely no attempt to leave the chair. Becca smiled up at him and. . .
Across the room, George had found Ariana.
"You ready?" he asked her.
"Yep," Ariana said looking around the room. "Oh, but I'm not sure if Becca and Harry are just yet. . ."
"Um, let's just wait a minute." George replied.
~*~
The tall, double-doors squeaked as the pranksters pushed them open. They crept over to the far wall and climbed onto the raised platform that held the staff table. Ariana whispered an incantation and Becca moved her wand in swift motions over the wall. Golden letters sparkled in the moonlight filtering in from the ceiling when she had finished.
With soft snickers, they snuck back into Gryffindor Tower. Everything was ready for the next morning.
~*~
Becca was the first one to enter the Great Hall the next morning, followed by Ariana, Harry, and George. They sat right near the staff table and waited for Anna. She went into the Great Hall, soon followed by most of the other Hogwarts students. She didn't notice the gasps, whispers, and giggles coming from every direction as she sat down in the seat Becca was saving for her.
Anna was still oblivious to the people who were starting to point at her until Ron walked up.
"So. . . Anna. . ." Ron began, leaning against the table and trying to look sexy.
"So what?" Anna said in her monotone. Ron was startled by her "beautiful voice" [Ariana: Er. . . COUGH! COUGH! Um, no.], so much so that his elbow slipped and landed right in Anna's food. His ears went slightly red, but he just brushed off the bits of food from his elbow like nothing had happened. They flew onto Anna. Ron was even more embarrassed, but he continued his sad attempt at flirting with her.
"You know, Anna, I must say that I find you quite attractive also." Anna coughed hard, almost choking on her food. Ron, who hadn't noticed, continued. "So now that we both know each others' feelings, why don't we-" he put his arm around her, "-do something about it?" Ariana and Becca had tears of laughter running down their faces and George and Harry were working very hard to keep their breakfasts down.
"I find desperateness attractive in a woman. Although you didn't need to write my name on the wall to tell me you liked me. I've known it all along."
"WHAT?" Anna spit her drink back into her glass, mid-sip, and looked up at the wall above the staff table.
"Dear diary, I can't stop thinking about him. Every time he is near, I can feel it. I find myself looking for him wherever I go, even if I know he won't be there. It's like there's no logic when it comes to matters of the heart; when it comes to matters of Ron. Truly he must be the one. I just wish I could tell him how I feel. I hide it when he is near, but I can't hide from him in my dreams. I could really see spending the rest of my life with him... Always and Forever, Anna
"Oh my god," exclaimed Anna. She, as calmly as she could, got up, pushed in her chair, and stalked out of the Great Hall.
~*~*~
Ariana: That was a good chapter, wasn't that a good chapter? I think that was a good chapter. Becca: Sorry, Ariana is a little hyper.
Anna: Too true, Becca, too true.
Becca: I really like that chapter because I finally got to be somewhat smart and say more than just "I LOVE HARRY." I really think there should be some action between me and him, but we'll see.
Anna: You do realize that you will pay. Dearly...
Becca: That's what you think...
Anna: No, it's what I know. I have scientific ways to prove it.
Becca: Harry and I are too smart for you Anna, you'll never win... muahhahahaha.
Ariana: brb
Becca: Okay Ariana, you do that then. *Begins to songg with Harry*