When My Mind Works
A/N: Howdy everyone! This is my first Johnny story! Yay! Soo, here it is! This is what happens when Nny has too much caffeine!!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything but the plot. And I don't own anything Johnny makes fun of.
Chapter 1 Beginning of the End
Another boring day for Johnny C. He had slaughtered about 11 people and there was still a great feeling of boredom about. Nny had tried to rid himself of the boredom in many ways, including drawing Hnb and shooting darts at one of the people locked in his basement. But he was still bored. So he decided to go to the store. Nny returned to #777 with a 10 pack of Cherry Fiz Wiz, and a determination to drink it all at once. He DID actually chug all 10 cans of the Fiz Wiz, and that was a VERY bad idea. You see kids, Fiz Wiz is very high in caffeine, (I've had the stuff before and I went nuts) and 10 cans is too much for Nny's small structure. This is where the doom starts.
Nny lay on his floor, empty soda cans all around him, and Reverend Meat watching from a shelf. His mind was slipping, and his hands were starting to shake. He was beginning to think some mildly obscene things, which made him laugh.
Nny: "Hee! Snort. Giggle giggle!"
Meat looks over at Nny Meat: "What's soo funny Nny?"
Nny: "You know, I was just thinking, how can my feet smell if they don't have a nose? It's so strange! Haahaaa!!"
Meat looks at Nny bewilderedly. Meat: "Are you feeling well?"
Nny: "I'm as fine as a sack of potato skins!! Wheee!" Nny jumps up and starts dancing around the room singing
Nny: "Fa la la la la, la la la la!! Ooh deyyy oh I say dey oh! Daylight come and me want to go hoooome!!! Oh wait! I IS home! Silly me!!"
Meat floats out of room, scared. (Yes Meat is scared, weird huh?)
Nny jumps onto his coffee table and starts break dancing. He finishes by jumping up and doing a Michael Jackson impersonation, you know, grabbing his crotch and screaming "OWW!" in a girly voice.
Nny: "I must NOT regurgitate the peas!!! To the bat mobile!!"
Nny runs out of the room and down to his basement where he starts screaming nonsense at his victims.
Nny: "YOU! FLIMSY SMOOSHER MAN! FEEL MY FEET!"
And he said other stuff, but I'm not taking up a bunch of space to write it all. Nny ran upstairs again to his fridge, and guess what he found in it? More Fiz Wiz! So he drank it. And got even more hyper. This is where things start getting reealy weird.
Nny ran into his living room and sat down on the couch, wide eyed and drooling on himself. His eye twitched.
Nny: "Squeely FEET!"
He blinked and noticed the doughboys nailed to his wall. He smiled one of his evil smiles and leaped up, running over to them.
Nny: "Soo what we have here? Mr. Fork!!" He pulled the knife out of Eff and hugged him.
Nny: "And Mrs. Pie!! How are you my dear?!" He pulled D-boy out of the wall.
Nny held a doughboy in each hand and gave them voices. Eff, or 'Mr. Fork', had a low voice, while D-boy, 'Mrs. Pie' had a high squeaky voice. He made them talk to each other, and then he did something the doughboys would have killed him for if they were alive.
Nny:: as Eff:: "I love you dear!" Nny:: as D-boy:: "I love you too honey!!"
He then smashed their faces together as if they were kissing. Nny: "Aww kissy kissy!"
Nny just lost interest with that in 2 seconds and dropped the doughboys to the floor. He walked over to the phone and picked it up. There was a dial tone.
Nny: "Don't mock me, you.you. meeeeeeeep!!" He was trying to mock the phone.
Nny: "Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!!!" He started pressing in a random number. The phone rang, and someone answered on the other line.
Person: "Hello?"
Nny: "Hello Main Won Chinese Chicken how may I help youu?"
Person: "Excuse me? I didn't call for Chinese."
Nny: "Excuses!! So what'll it be Mack?"
Person: "I'm going to hang up on you! Who is this?!"
Nny: "I'm a food!!! I eat person!!"
Person: "Wait, Johnny?! Is that you?!"
Nny: "HII! That be me name, don't wear it!! OUT!"
Person: "It IS you! Nny, are you ok? It's Devi."
Nny: "Wheeedle pooooop!!! I smell your ass!!! HAH!"
Devi: "O.k. hey Nny, I wanted to talk to you. Is that ok? Um.about that time when we went out-"
Nny: "Accusations!! I never ate that shitting dog!! But it faaarted!"
Devi: "Johnny! I'm trying to tell you I want to get back with you!"
Nny: "Hey guess what?"
Devi: ".What?"
Nny: "I think I made a poopy in my pants! It smells good!"
Devi: ".0_o; .Ok that's it you fucking lunatic, I'm not talking to you again!!"
*click*
Nny: ".Meep!"
After that incident, Nny ran around his house for another 20 minutes acting similarly to Happy Noodle Boy on crack. Then he picked up his digital clock which read 4:15 P.M. and threw it across the room. It shattered on the wall and he squealed in delight. Then, he ran outside and down the street. He was going to spread his insanity. Oh no!
-----End Chapter 1-----
Please review!! I'm gonna write C-2 as soon as I can!! Expect some celebrity appearances!! And to my 'friend' Melissa: Hey guess what? BILLY! And Spice is lookin' at me! Make her stop Eddy! And Victoria is smelly like cheese.
A/N: Howdy everyone! This is my first Johnny story! Yay! Soo, here it is! This is what happens when Nny has too much caffeine!!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything but the plot. And I don't own anything Johnny makes fun of.
Chapter 1 Beginning of the End
Another boring day for Johnny C. He had slaughtered about 11 people and there was still a great feeling of boredom about. Nny had tried to rid himself of the boredom in many ways, including drawing Hnb and shooting darts at one of the people locked in his basement. But he was still bored. So he decided to go to the store. Nny returned to #777 with a 10 pack of Cherry Fiz Wiz, and a determination to drink it all at once. He DID actually chug all 10 cans of the Fiz Wiz, and that was a VERY bad idea. You see kids, Fiz Wiz is very high in caffeine, (I've had the stuff before and I went nuts) and 10 cans is too much for Nny's small structure. This is where the doom starts.
Nny lay on his floor, empty soda cans all around him, and Reverend Meat watching from a shelf. His mind was slipping, and his hands were starting to shake. He was beginning to think some mildly obscene things, which made him laugh.
Nny: "Hee! Snort. Giggle giggle!"
Meat looks over at Nny Meat: "What's soo funny Nny?"
Nny: "You know, I was just thinking, how can my feet smell if they don't have a nose? It's so strange! Haahaaa!!"
Meat looks at Nny bewilderedly. Meat: "Are you feeling well?"
Nny: "I'm as fine as a sack of potato skins!! Wheee!" Nny jumps up and starts dancing around the room singing
Nny: "Fa la la la la, la la la la!! Ooh deyyy oh I say dey oh! Daylight come and me want to go hoooome!!! Oh wait! I IS home! Silly me!!"
Meat floats out of room, scared. (Yes Meat is scared, weird huh?)
Nny jumps onto his coffee table and starts break dancing. He finishes by jumping up and doing a Michael Jackson impersonation, you know, grabbing his crotch and screaming "OWW!" in a girly voice.
Nny: "I must NOT regurgitate the peas!!! To the bat mobile!!"
Nny runs out of the room and down to his basement where he starts screaming nonsense at his victims.
Nny: "YOU! FLIMSY SMOOSHER MAN! FEEL MY FEET!"
And he said other stuff, but I'm not taking up a bunch of space to write it all. Nny ran upstairs again to his fridge, and guess what he found in it? More Fiz Wiz! So he drank it. And got even more hyper. This is where things start getting reealy weird.
Nny ran into his living room and sat down on the couch, wide eyed and drooling on himself. His eye twitched.
Nny: "Squeely FEET!"
He blinked and noticed the doughboys nailed to his wall. He smiled one of his evil smiles and leaped up, running over to them.
Nny: "Soo what we have here? Mr. Fork!!" He pulled the knife out of Eff and hugged him.
Nny: "And Mrs. Pie!! How are you my dear?!" He pulled D-boy out of the wall.
Nny held a doughboy in each hand and gave them voices. Eff, or 'Mr. Fork', had a low voice, while D-boy, 'Mrs. Pie' had a high squeaky voice. He made them talk to each other, and then he did something the doughboys would have killed him for if they were alive.
Nny:: as Eff:: "I love you dear!" Nny:: as D-boy:: "I love you too honey!!"
He then smashed their faces together as if they were kissing. Nny: "Aww kissy kissy!"
Nny just lost interest with that in 2 seconds and dropped the doughboys to the floor. He walked over to the phone and picked it up. There was a dial tone.
Nny: "Don't mock me, you.you. meeeeeeeep!!" He was trying to mock the phone.
Nny: "Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!!!" He started pressing in a random number. The phone rang, and someone answered on the other line.
Person: "Hello?"
Nny: "Hello Main Won Chinese Chicken how may I help youu?"
Person: "Excuse me? I didn't call for Chinese."
Nny: "Excuses!! So what'll it be Mack?"
Person: "I'm going to hang up on you! Who is this?!"
Nny: "I'm a food!!! I eat person!!"
Person: "Wait, Johnny?! Is that you?!"
Nny: "HII! That be me name, don't wear it!! OUT!"
Person: "It IS you! Nny, are you ok? It's Devi."
Nny: "Wheeedle pooooop!!! I smell your ass!!! HAH!"
Devi: "O.k. hey Nny, I wanted to talk to you. Is that ok? Um.about that time when we went out-"
Nny: "Accusations!! I never ate that shitting dog!! But it faaarted!"
Devi: "Johnny! I'm trying to tell you I want to get back with you!"
Nny: "Hey guess what?"
Devi: ".What?"
Nny: "I think I made a poopy in my pants! It smells good!"
Devi: ".0_o; .Ok that's it you fucking lunatic, I'm not talking to you again!!"
*click*
Nny: ".Meep!"
After that incident, Nny ran around his house for another 20 minutes acting similarly to Happy Noodle Boy on crack. Then he picked up his digital clock which read 4:15 P.M. and threw it across the room. It shattered on the wall and he squealed in delight. Then, he ran outside and down the street. He was going to spread his insanity. Oh no!
-----End Chapter 1-----
Please review!! I'm gonna write C-2 as soon as I can!! Expect some celebrity appearances!! And to my 'friend' Melissa: Hey guess what? BILLY! And Spice is lookin' at me! Make her stop Eddy! And Victoria is smelly like cheese.