When My Mind Works
A/N:Ok, you asked for it, so here's chapt. 2!! I can't believe people actually reviewed!! Thanky soo much! Well, here it is! I'm trying to figure out html code-things, so I hope they work. Anyways, in this chapter Nny spreads more insanity and there's a couple celebrity appearances!
Disclaimer: Same as last time, I don't own anyone from Jthm, anything Nny makes fun of, or the celebrities in this.
Chapter 2
When The Town Met Johnny (shitty title, huh?)
Johnny ran down the street, screaming nonsense at no one in particular. He leaped over a garbage can that laid in the middle of the sidewalk and then turned around and lifted it over his head. He jumped in the middle of the street and a car had to stop in front of him until he moved. Nny climbed onto the car, still holding the can, and started yelling at the driver.
Nny:: "You DARE mock me?! Why I am a happy cucumber and you smelled the sack of bladder waste!!!! ARRGGHHH!! I anoint you with salad!!!"
He then proceeded to dump the garbage on the car, and then jumped off, running down the street, screaming.
Nny:: "LA LA LAA!! WHY IS THAT DOG NAKED?! GET SOME PINATAS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!"
Man in car:: "What is this town going to?"
Nny:: turns around and looks at the man in the car:: "WHAT?! YOU DEFY THE POTATO?! AIEEEE!"
Nny pulled out a knife and went over, mutilating the man. He left the car and the bloody ripped apart guy in the middle of the road and skipped away, towards the main part of town.
Nny:: singing:: "TRA LA LA LA DO DEE DA DUM!!"
When he arrived in town, Nny ran into a random store and started ranting nonsense, just like a real live Happy Noodle Boy. Some people left the store in a hurry, while others just sat and watched in wide-eyed horror.
Nny:: " As I said, NEVER trust a celery stalk you don't comprehend! You must leave that corny cactus IN your ear, you foul-smelling bread fiend!!"
Some guy:: walks over to Nny:: "Shut up you freak! What are you on?!"
Nny:: suddenly angry:: "AH! Gasp! You defy my Fiz Wiz?! Take this, stalker of the pie!!"
Pan camera to show outside of store. Loud screaming can be heard. Lots of screaming. Back to inside of the store. Nny is sitting on a checkout table holding a bloody coat hanger and one of his many knifes, laughing maniacally.
Nny:: "BWAH HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!! *coughs* Where was I? Oh yeah, HAAAHAAA HEH HOOO HAH!! Ok I am soo bored with this! Like totally!"
He dropped the coat hanger and dashed out of the store and across the street to a small restaurant called St. Charles Café (A/N: just a small insider joke). He sat down at a booth and started pouring salt and pepper on the table. A waiter walked up and looked at Johnny, frowning. He was some young high school kid and he seemed to be one of those popular snobby types who tried to act all black with one of those accents.
Waiter:: "Yo, knock it off, ya freak."
Nny:: laughs::
Waiter:: "Hear me yo foo? Knock it off 'fore I call da manager!"
Nny:: grabs ketchup packets and squirts then on the kid::
Waiter:: "What up with you? You gettin' all WACKY on me! I'm gettin' da manager an' he gon' kick yo ass outta here!!"
Nny:: "WHAT DID YOUU SAY?!?!?! WACKY?! THAT WORD!! NOOOOOOO!!!"
Nny:: disembowels waiter with spork::
After that, Johnny walked over to the bar area and sat on one of those bar stools. He was spinning it and he spun it so fast that he fell off and almost threw up on the floor. Someone walked over to him and pulled him up and sat him back on a stool.
Girl:: "Are you ok?"
Nny turned to look at her, he didn't recognize her but it was Tess, the girl who got away from his house when the wall monster escaped. She recognized him, and kind of backed away slowly, but after she realized he was too messed up she just stood there.
Nny:: looking at Tess:: "Well hi-dee-ho kiddies!! It's time for the Jerry Springer Show!! Yaaay!!"
Tess:: "...uh..."
Nny:: "Meeep! Lookie at the pretty moose mom!"
Tess:: walks away scared::
Nny:: Eye twitches:: "Hey everyone!! Look! It's Avril Lavigne!!"
Avril:: "Walks in:: "Hi people!! What's up?"
Everyone:: runs out of restaurant cause Nny is scaring them::
Avril:: "Oh well, hey you!" ::points at Johnny:: "Will you sing with me?"
Nny and Avril:: jump onto bar table singing:: "Why'd you hafta go and get so constipated? I see the way you're trying to push it out, it looks so frustrating!"
Nny and Avril continue singing a parody of 'Complicated' till the song is over, then Avril shakes Johnny's hand and hops away to a concert, or something. Nny was starting to become less hyper, but he decided to still have some more fun. He skipped out of the café and headed back towards his house. He was singing slightly and still happy, so say the least. As he arrived home, he found a limo parked in his driveway.
Nny:: "WOW! VISITORS!! YIPEEE!"
He screeched and ran into the house. On his couch sat the Osbournes. Ozzy looked up at Johnny and blinked.
Ozzy:: "Who the hell are you?"
Kelly:: "Um, dad, I think he lives here."
Jack:: "Shut up Kelly! Do you always have to be all...smart?"
Sharon:: "Children! Stop fighting! Hello, sir. Do you live here?"
Sharon stood and walked over to Nny. His eye twitched and he started bobbing his head and she laughed. The rest of the Osbournes rose and stood with Sharon ad Nny started to talk.
Nny:: "Howdy! I be Johnny, but I call me Nny, and, um... STUFF!"
Sharon:: "Well, 'Nny', we had to stop here because our limo got a flat tire, but we thank you for letting us stay here, it's fixed now so we'll be on our way."
Ozzy:: "Hey. I--I. Your hair, I like the hair-thing."
Jack:: "I'm gonna get my hair done like that, shave it all except for two strands!"
Kelly:: "Jack, you're such a fucking retard!"
The Osbournes left Nny's house, with Jack and Kelly still fighting. Nny sat on his couch, still hyper and confused. He decided to watch TV, until he passed out and fell onto the floor. He lay passed out for quite a while, Meat had returned to his shelf to wait for Nny to wake up. The next day, Johnny awoke, with a major headache.
Nny:: "What the fuck?! Oww.... my head!"
A/N:Ok, that was very long but oh well! Chapter 2 is done! I may write a small end-type chapter 3, I don't know, I think I'm going to start another Jthm story, it's gonna be cool. Anyways, please review, and uh, MELISSA YOU BETTER REVIEW THIS TIME OR... I DON'T KNOW WHAT BUT SOMETHING! Well, I'm done here.
A/N:Ok, you asked for it, so here's chapt. 2!! I can't believe people actually reviewed!! Thanky soo much! Well, here it is! I'm trying to figure out html code-things, so I hope they work. Anyways, in this chapter Nny spreads more insanity and there's a couple celebrity appearances!
Disclaimer: Same as last time, I don't own anyone from Jthm, anything Nny makes fun of, or the celebrities in this.
Chapter 2
When The Town Met Johnny (shitty title, huh?)
Johnny ran down the street, screaming nonsense at no one in particular. He leaped over a garbage can that laid in the middle of the sidewalk and then turned around and lifted it over his head. He jumped in the middle of the street and a car had to stop in front of him until he moved. Nny climbed onto the car, still holding the can, and started yelling at the driver.
Nny:: "You DARE mock me?! Why I am a happy cucumber and you smelled the sack of bladder waste!!!! ARRGGHHH!! I anoint you with salad!!!"
He then proceeded to dump the garbage on the car, and then jumped off, running down the street, screaming.
Nny:: "LA LA LAA!! WHY IS THAT DOG NAKED?! GET SOME PINATAS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!"
Man in car:: "What is this town going to?"
Nny:: turns around and looks at the man in the car:: "WHAT?! YOU DEFY THE POTATO?! AIEEEE!"
Nny pulled out a knife and went over, mutilating the man. He left the car and the bloody ripped apart guy in the middle of the road and skipped away, towards the main part of town.
Nny:: singing:: "TRA LA LA LA DO DEE DA DUM!!"
When he arrived in town, Nny ran into a random store and started ranting nonsense, just like a real live Happy Noodle Boy. Some people left the store in a hurry, while others just sat and watched in wide-eyed horror.
Nny:: " As I said, NEVER trust a celery stalk you don't comprehend! You must leave that corny cactus IN your ear, you foul-smelling bread fiend!!"
Some guy:: walks over to Nny:: "Shut up you freak! What are you on?!"
Nny:: suddenly angry:: "AH! Gasp! You defy my Fiz Wiz?! Take this, stalker of the pie!!"
Pan camera to show outside of store. Loud screaming can be heard. Lots of screaming. Back to inside of the store. Nny is sitting on a checkout table holding a bloody coat hanger and one of his many knifes, laughing maniacally.
Nny:: "BWAH HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!! *coughs* Where was I? Oh yeah, HAAAHAAA HEH HOOO HAH!! Ok I am soo bored with this! Like totally!"
He dropped the coat hanger and dashed out of the store and across the street to a small restaurant called St. Charles Café (A/N: just a small insider joke). He sat down at a booth and started pouring salt and pepper on the table. A waiter walked up and looked at Johnny, frowning. He was some young high school kid and he seemed to be one of those popular snobby types who tried to act all black with one of those accents.
Waiter:: "Yo, knock it off, ya freak."
Nny:: laughs::
Waiter:: "Hear me yo foo? Knock it off 'fore I call da manager!"
Nny:: grabs ketchup packets and squirts then on the kid::
Waiter:: "What up with you? You gettin' all WACKY on me! I'm gettin' da manager an' he gon' kick yo ass outta here!!"
Nny:: "WHAT DID YOUU SAY?!?!?! WACKY?! THAT WORD!! NOOOOOOO!!!"
Nny:: disembowels waiter with spork::
After that, Johnny walked over to the bar area and sat on one of those bar stools. He was spinning it and he spun it so fast that he fell off and almost threw up on the floor. Someone walked over to him and pulled him up and sat him back on a stool.
Girl:: "Are you ok?"
Nny turned to look at her, he didn't recognize her but it was Tess, the girl who got away from his house when the wall monster escaped. She recognized him, and kind of backed away slowly, but after she realized he was too messed up she just stood there.
Nny:: looking at Tess:: "Well hi-dee-ho kiddies!! It's time for the Jerry Springer Show!! Yaaay!!"
Tess:: "...uh..."
Nny:: "Meeep! Lookie at the pretty moose mom!"
Tess:: walks away scared::
Nny:: Eye twitches:: "Hey everyone!! Look! It's Avril Lavigne!!"
Avril:: "Walks in:: "Hi people!! What's up?"
Everyone:: runs out of restaurant cause Nny is scaring them::
Avril:: "Oh well, hey you!" ::points at Johnny:: "Will you sing with me?"
Nny and Avril:: jump onto bar table singing:: "Why'd you hafta go and get so constipated? I see the way you're trying to push it out, it looks so frustrating!"
Nny and Avril continue singing a parody of 'Complicated' till the song is over, then Avril shakes Johnny's hand and hops away to a concert, or something. Nny was starting to become less hyper, but he decided to still have some more fun. He skipped out of the café and headed back towards his house. He was singing slightly and still happy, so say the least. As he arrived home, he found a limo parked in his driveway.
Nny:: "WOW! VISITORS!! YIPEEE!"
He screeched and ran into the house. On his couch sat the Osbournes. Ozzy looked up at Johnny and blinked.
Ozzy:: "Who the hell are you?"
Kelly:: "Um, dad, I think he lives here."
Jack:: "Shut up Kelly! Do you always have to be all...smart?"
Sharon:: "Children! Stop fighting! Hello, sir. Do you live here?"
Sharon stood and walked over to Nny. His eye twitched and he started bobbing his head and she laughed. The rest of the Osbournes rose and stood with Sharon ad Nny started to talk.
Nny:: "Howdy! I be Johnny, but I call me Nny, and, um... STUFF!"
Sharon:: "Well, 'Nny', we had to stop here because our limo got a flat tire, but we thank you for letting us stay here, it's fixed now so we'll be on our way."
Ozzy:: "Hey. I--I. Your hair, I like the hair-thing."
Jack:: "I'm gonna get my hair done like that, shave it all except for two strands!"
Kelly:: "Jack, you're such a fucking retard!"
The Osbournes left Nny's house, with Jack and Kelly still fighting. Nny sat on his couch, still hyper and confused. He decided to watch TV, until he passed out and fell onto the floor. He lay passed out for quite a while, Meat had returned to his shelf to wait for Nny to wake up. The next day, Johnny awoke, with a major headache.
Nny:: "What the fuck?! Oww.... my head!"
A/N:Ok, that was very long but oh well! Chapter 2 is done! I may write a small end-type chapter 3, I don't know, I think I'm going to start another Jthm story, it's gonna be cool. Anyways, please review, and uh, MELISSA YOU BETTER REVIEW THIS TIME OR... I DON'T KNOW WHAT BUT SOMETHING! Well, I'm done here.