Zobmondo!

A/N: This has little to do with the story but we've had too much sugar and we found my (Maria's) game of Zobmondo.  So this is what happened because of that. And, it was supposed to be part of our original story but it isn't. Standard disclaimers apply.

Question: Would you rather die drowning or die burning?

Spike: Niblet! What type of question is that?  You know that the only way I can die is to burn!

Angel: I second that, Dawn!

Buffy: Well, it's not like I'll die either of those ways, now is it?

Willow:  Either way, it's still pretty depressing isn't it?

Xander: I agree with Willow, but for the record, I'd rather die by drowning.

All: WHY?!

Xander: Because at least I wouldn't have to feel excruciating pain from fire.

Buffy: That makes sense.

Question: As a man, would you rather have your testicles eaten off by a squirrel –OR—have your eyeballs pecked out by a bird?

Ron: I suppose my eyes.

Harry: I know I'd rather have my eyes gouged out.

Draco: Eyes.

Snape: Why do I have to have either? Without my balls—

Draco: Snape, are you sure you even have balls?

Snape: Draco Malfoy!!! I know I have balls.

Sirius: My testicles because then I wouldn't have an overwhelming urge to lick them every time I'm in dog form.

Remus: I happen to like those balls.  And you can fight that urge.  I can't.

All: EWW!

Hermione: Too much information, both of you!

McGonagall: Why should I answer? Hermione, do I look like a male to you?

Ron: Hermione, don't answer that!

Question: As a woman, have visible panty lines while wearing granny underwear-OR-be bra-less in a cold room?

Phoebe: Bra-less. It wouldn't be the first time.

Piper: PHOEBE!

Phoebe: What did I do?

Prue: I agree with my slut of a little sister (said affectionately).

Phoebe: I am not a slut!

Paige: Phoebe, you taught Prue how to french kiss. I say you were a slut.

Phoebe: Well, it's her fault she didn't know how to!

All: Slut!

Phoebe: But not as much as Paige!

Paige: I resent that!

All: Well, if you wanna get technical, you actually resemble it.

Question: Wager your life savings on the flip of a coin-OR-on your ability to hold your breath underwater for two and a half minutes with absolutely no testing or practice?

Clu: I suppose (thinking really hard) that I'd hold my breath because I have really large lungs.

Carey: I'd flip a coin because at least I wouldn't die!

Clu (horrified): I could die?!

Annie: Will both of you calm down? I have a feeling Molly wouldn't want you to start fighting and cause mass bloodshed all over the bus.  But just for the game, I wouldn't do either. Unlike you two, I wouldn't back myself into such a corner.

A/N: For everyone that hates us right now, we're now going to have one of our split personalities ask us a question.

Question: Be caught lying about the size of your personal anatomy-OR- about how much money you make?

Maria: Personal anatomy. I mean, it's not like I hide my shrimpy size 36B bust from the world.

Nokia: Money. I mean, come on, you can always use the excuse you can't count.

Maria's sister: Money. Because no one has any business checking to see how much money I make.  But if I say I wear size 50C, they'd figure out that I'm lying really fast, now won't they?

Maria: Sis, you have a smaller bust than I do, and the whole world can see that.

Nokia's sister: Personal anatomy. I've done it before and it's not that bad.

Maria and Nokia: Now, do you understand why we say she's a slut?