NELSON: Welcome to Wheel of Torture!!!!!!

NELSON: Today on the wheel.Drizzt Dourden!!!

NELSON: Playing for Drizzt today is. Cattie-Bri, And Bruenor Battlehammer!!!

NELSON: And Against Drizzt. Artemis Entreri and Lloth: The Spider Queen!!!

ENTRERI: (whispering to someone backstage while being pushed out) No!!! No!!! What in the Nine. DRIZZT!!!!!!!!!!!

DRIZZT: Wonderfu-

NELSON: Shut up!!

NELSON: (talking incredibly fast) Alright, the rules, exact same as wheel of fortune except the winner decides what is to be the fate of our poor Drizzt here.

CATTIE-BRI: What kind of game is this? Does anyone remember how we got here anyway?

BRUENOR: Hey good questi-

(A poof of smoke and an old man with a pipe holding a quite beautiful wood elf by the ear appears)

ELMINSTER: I brought you all here

TAKARI: Hey! Could you please let go of me!!??

ELMINSTER: OH, FINE! Go to the board (once there he casts a spell putting her in the cheesiest looking dress you've ever seen)

NELSON: Can we get on with the game now?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

NELSON: Entreri, you've been chosen to go first

And so it began.......