Disclaimer- Animorphs still ain't mine
Chapter Two: I'm too stupid to think of a chapter title:
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!* it was Ax's though speak*
*The Animorhs ran back to the edge where Ax fell. Rachel flipped a light on,*
Marco: Why didn't we just do that before? *Rachel shrugs*
*All gasp. Ax is lying on the floor with a steak through his heart. Marco runs down the stairs and to Ax's side, sobbing.*
Marco: Why did y-you go! *he wailed* Now we will never m-make love again ! Waaaahhhhhhhh! *Kisses Ax's Andalite face and then pulls a dagger from nowhere* I'll see you soon, my love! *Holds dagger high, and then brings it down. Blood slatters everywhere from a broken artery. The Animorphs are covered in it.*
Rachel: Wow, that's disgusting…
Cassie: Oh, well *she said shrugging*
*by chance Marco and Ax are embraced on the floor in a weird mutated heart.*
Jake: Okay, stay close, you guys.
Tobias: Jake you're so serious .
Rachel: Yeah, loosen up, there's no threat here
Cassie: Let's party!
*Dance music is playing and everyone starts boogying*
Jake: Uh, ok! *starts dancing with Cassie.* Tobias is somehow dancing in his hawk form*
Erek: Hey! I almost forgot I was here. Since I cant dance I'm gonna go do whatever androids do in their spare time.
*Erek found the kitchen. He spotted an old microwave It was so beautiful with it's lustfully smooth white surface and it's neatly rowed buttons. He took off with it and found a bedroom that was specially put there by the fanfic writer to lure Erek.*
Erek: Do you smoke after sex?
Microwave: No…but I hear food processors do…* only now it wasn't the microwave's voice. It had grown deeper. Erek looked next to him and a dark hooded figure was there*
Dark figure: I will destroy you!
Erek: Ha! I'm indestructible
*dark figure beats Erek with a wet noodle and Erek dies.*
Dark figure: Bwahahaha—*chokes, coughs, sputters, etc.*
A/N: That was an extremely short chapter! I didn't know they came that short…. I can't think of anything else. BUT I WILL! Until then R/R…