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AN:

Was tired…do you know this took me like 6 hours! And I'm adding to it right now! AHHH! EVIL! And I have to work on my Slayers too! At least I feel ready though.

1.This fic has NOTHING to do with Cat Girl Nuki-Nuki, I just liked how it started.

2.No, this isn't an AU, its just all the worlds are connected as dimensions.

3.Traditions count! Traditional pairings here, and absolutely no crossovers! (Pairings that is)

4.This will get somewhere, I'm not sure where exactly though.

5.I don't know if this should be three chapters…oh well.

6.Nyao is an original character.

7.Yes, I made up the theme song.

8.* These things indicate an action, and sorry it's in third person but it flows easier that way.*

Oh yes, most important! Review or I will be forced to kill!

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Cloumn 2: Article 1

Small marshmallows to take over the dimensions? And SHES on the job!? The backstage fight!

"Welcome Nations of the Dimensions, I am glad and yet sorrowed you had to come here today." Keroberus hung his head, and then continued. "As you all know, we have come here today to speak of a grave situation: The over-throwing, destroying, and ultimately messing up of our Earth by small marshmallows!"

There was a big gasp from the crowd.

See, see! I told you you wouldn't believe it! Or wouldn't of…

"Yes it is all true," Filia-san took-up, "Kero-san and I both had a vision of our impending doom. Small marshmallows ARE going to over-throw us if we don't do something to prevent it!"

"A vision about small marshmallows?" A man in the crowd asked, who I could only see the back of his purple head to my left.

"Yeees." an irritated—almost enraged Golden Dragon replied as calmly as she could back, her eye ticking. "You have no idea how deadly this can be, and that it involves all of the dimensions makes it worse."

"But," Keroberus cut in, "we will inform you of those other details on another, soon date. Now we must introduce or teams."

After that statement, the handsome Yue of the moon walked onto the stage and positioned himself next to the sun Kero.

"For the general of my team to fight the hoard of impending doom…"

*Chi-na: Ooh. Dramatico.*

*Nyao: Urusai!*

"I have chosen Yue, the dark protector of the clow cards. His skill will serve us well, and under him my team will have the best chances possible." Kero explained.

Ah, tactics. I thought, wondering how small marshmallows could really be a threat.

"And for my general…"

Filia-san was cut off by a scream of "NOOOO!" from backstage, which was quickly muffled as Filia-san continued on.

"…she, whom is well known for being the night of Ceiphied…"

"GET OFF OF ME!" Shouted Lina Inverse. "YOU don't do that to an innocent girl!"

"But Lina, I wasn't…" The poor swordsman replied before…

"Duropu kiku!" And with that Lina kicked Gourry-kun into a wall. "Give it back…give it back!" Lina cried, dropping to the floor.

"Lina, you need to calm down, that's all we were trying to do," pleaded a defeated Amelia-san, shadowed by a dark Zelgadis in the corner who knew to stay out of the way.

Note: Not everyone can here this, only about the first three rows, Lucky!

"She can't!" Lina shouted in hysterics. "She can't have it be her! Please NO!" Lina finished as she was grabbed by Naga-san.

"…and for being a wonder waitress in her home town, the legendary…Luna!" Filia-san finally finished, slightly perturbed by the uproar in her background.

And the room went completely silent—you couldn't even hear a cricket, as the mighty, dark, Luna-sama stepped up next to Filla-san.

"I'm glad to take that position," the high sorcerers said smoothly, sending a chill over the audience.

"For my team," Yue-san began cooly, " I will of course have all the able-bodied people of Tomedea, and most of all the Card captor team. Well…except for Tomoyo, for she is currently…uh…'indisposed' as of this moment." Yue-san said, his face turning a grayish color.

"We are currently not sure of the need of more teams, but it is a likely possibility. Luna-san."

"Thank you, Yue-san. Now as you can guess we are trying to do our best in this situation, but we do not have much to go off of as in most prophecies." Stated Luna-sama. "But as soon as we get any more information we will get it out. As for now, I will introduce my team." She let out a slight chuckle "As you may have guessed, my team comes from D64, or the Slayers dimension. I have chosen, while also thinking on some more that might or might not help: Gourry Gabriev…Amelia Wil Telsa de Seyruun…Zeldagis Graywords…and my imouto…"A dark smile crossed her covered face.

Backstage Lina broke free of everyone on her (Yeah, they ALL had to get on top of her) and shouted "NOOO!!" While everyone rushed to restrain her, she started screaming and crying. But next on the list was worse…"FIREBALL!!!!!!!!" Lina shouted as she hysterically shot of spells---the for the finale a fireball that knocked her along with everyone else out cold.

And as the great wind of hot air blew past Filia-san and Luna-sama, Luna finished "…Lina Inverse."

Very irritated now, Filia-san proceded to close the conference with a few questions. "Yes?" She directed to a man in the back.

"Now, let me get this straight…" He mused.

"Yes?" Filia invited.

"Are you and that Mazoku Lord Xellos in a relationship?

"WHAT?" She fumed. "We are here to talk about the end of the worlds as we know it and you want to know about that namagomi!?"

*Chi-na: And I feel fine.*

*Nyao: What?*

*Chi-na: Nothing*

"Well…and you." The reporter said and smiled.

"Ahh!" Filia-san screamed.

"So is it true?" The man pushed.

"WHAT? What are you-"

But she was cut off as a certain priest jumped up on stage right in front of her, facing the audience.

"Xell-" She started, but he had already began.

Xellos stood up strait facing the audience and put on his most mysterious, sexy, serious look and even opened his eyes a bit. Very serious and straight forward he replied to the reporter's question.

"Sore wa…himitsu desu." Xellos-sama said, turning around and facing Filia-san and smiling.

And as the crowd went "ooooo" Filia-san wipped out her mace-sama. "I'll kill you!" She screeched, fire in her eyes. "NAMAGOMI!" She screamed as she went after Xellos, and he popped into the astroplane, her doing the same.

"Well…" Kero-chan commented, sweatdropping. "That will be all then."

But...but… I needed more! And I did what any good reporter would do…sneak backstage!

But as I got close I was met with opposition.

"What are you doing?" The morbid swordsman asked me.

'Um…ano…I am a nurse, to help Lina-san!'

He just stared at me.

'Um…you know…' I forced out.

"Do you want me to call Amelia out here?" Zelgadis-san asked simply.

'Heh." I sweatdropped 'Um, please don't,' as I made my cutest face. ^_^ß

"Then leave." He said bluntly.

'But…'

"Amelia! Oh Amelia…" He hollered.

'Tokki,' I said in a grave tone.

"Yes, Zelgadis-san!" She rang out happily.

"This one," he pointed at me, "Is unjust in coming backstage, and won't leave."

Amelia-san turned to face me, a dark scowl on her face.

'But, but, but…'

*Chi-na: saki no mienai ashita*

*Nyao: huh?*

*Chi-na: Nevermind!*

"What is she doing?" Amelia-san started, and then looked back and forth from me to Zeldagis-san, and then closed her eyes in anger clenching her fists. "How dare you?" She said darkly. "You will feel the fists of justice for the thing you have done!"

'But…what did…I do?' I asked without a clue.

"You know exactly what you did." She said gritting her teeth.

The chimera, a little confused at this point, jumped in. "Now Amelia, what exactly are you thinking…"

But Amelia-san didn't hear him. "FIREBALL!" She shouted, launching one at me, getting my tail.

'Ittaii!' I cried, running out and down to the ground as fast as I could. Just as I reached it a fireball exploded out of a window.

Poor Lina-san. I thought.

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