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AN: (Yeah, same one)

Was tired…do you know this took me like 6 hours! And I'm adding to it right now! AHHH! EVIL! And I have to work on my Slayers too! At least I feel ready though.

1.This fic has NOTHING to do with Cat Girl Nuki-Nuki, I just liked how it started.

2.No, this isn't an AU, its just all the worlds are connected as dimensions.

3.Traditions count! Traditional pairings here, and absolutely no crossovers! (Pairings that is)

4.This will get somewhere, I'm not sure where exactly though.

5.I don't know if this should be three chapters…oh well.

6.Nyao is an original character.

7.Yes, I made up the theme song.

8.* These things indicate an action, and sorry it's in third person but it flows easier that way.*

Oh yes, most important! Review or I will be forced to kill!

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Column 3: Article 1

LEAD! Suspicious people at the Kinomoto residence! Why do I want lemonade? This is not a SONGFIC!

Walking home, my tail hurting, I came into the providence of Tomedea. Walking up the cool, peaceful streets of that fine town I heard a rustling in the near by bushes.

Huh, I thought, looking around. But the trees started to move…and…and…I heard Nyao, Nyao, Nyao, Nyao, nyaaaoooo…

'Who's there?" I asked shaking, looking up at the dark gusty trees…

Where the moon was a ghostly galleon, tossed upon the cloudy seas…

And then to the road which was a ribbon of moonlight, over by that purple store….

NYAO I heard as I went running, running, running…

NYAO was yelled as I went running, up to Sakura-san's door.

Man that was kowai! I thought gasping for breath. And just then I saw a dark figure by the side of her house, and I knew I had to warn the family! (And then I could be a hero, AND write the story to go with it!)

Slowly inching my way toward the side of the house, I noticed I didn't see anyone anymore. The thing at the time that was going through my mind was, I hope Amelia-san doesn't find me doing…

But just then my thoughtful thoughts were cut off, as someone jumped on my back and hugged me!

"Sakura-chan! I knew it was you!" I heard a small, determined (Or demented if misspelled) voice say.

*Scribbles down: Remember all options (and vocab)*

'Ack!' I yelled. 'Please…get…off. Can't…breath…*cough*'

"Oh." The girl said, still on my back but not squeezing me quite so hard. After a moment she released me and hopped to the ground.

"Gomen nasai! I just thought you were my Sakura-chan, I haven't seen her in so long! I must go find her though, so I will leave you, sorry again!" A girl I knew as Tomoyo said as she smiled and walked off.

And as I sat there rubbing my poor tail a brilliant deduction passed through my mind: Filia-san and Kero-chan were over at Sakura's house, and Tomoyo-san is Sakura-san's friend, so maybe she would know something about it! I am soooo smart!

So I ran to Tomoyo and said, 'Tomoyo –saaaan! Would you mind helping me, gomen nasaiiii?'

Note: A good journalist always knows how to be appealing to people, and dragging out certain vowels makes you sound so cute! ^^

'By any chance," I continued, 'Were you around Sakura's house two nights ago, Tomoyo-saaan?"

Tomoyo-san flipped around, eyes starry. "Oh yes, I was here trying to find my beloved Sakura-chan, after my being released from that happy place for being good," she started.

Happy place? I thought as the purple-haired girl continued.

"Well, Sakura wasn't there, so I began to go to check somewhere else when I noticed someone else slinking away from my Sakura-chan's house!"

Now this interested me! Someone slinking away from the SOP! (scene of the prophesy)

"One I didn't know-a man had amethyst hair" Tomoyo went on "...the other had long brown hair with one braid…I had seen her somewhere before…annoying girl…or was she a he? Anyway, and the amethyst one was carrying some sort of soda, something like Ze…but chotto matte! Wouldn't you rather be talking about Sakura-chan!? She is so kawaii, and now with the new evil going to kill us all she will be in need of more of my costumes! *glomp*"

'Ano…' I sweatdropped, 'How did you know about that?'

But Tomoyo-san was too far-gone. "My Sakura-chan is soo brave! Oi! I have an idea!" Tomoyo-san, who had fully lost it pulled out a random picture of Sakura, which I could see there was many, made it rectangular shape around her, and colored it white. "Won't it be lovely?? I'll call it the 'marshmallow!' Sakura-chan WILL love it! Ohohohoho!"

'But Tomoyo-san,' I coaxed, 'What about the people—'

"There you are my lovely Saaakura-chan! Where have you been?" Tomoyo-san said walking over to a nearby bush. "I have missed you! Oi! We should go try on your costume, neh Sakura-chan? Come on!" Tomoyo-san started pulling on the bush, breaking half of it off. "Ja ne reporter-san!"

Aah! I yelled in my brain. She is so weird! And I could have gotten a big lead! Hmm…but maybe I found another kind of story…

Why am I all of a sudden thirsty for lemonade?

And as I pondered that question, and how I might get some lemons for it, I noticed still on this winter night the wind in the trees…

And the moon was a ghostly galleon, tossed upon the cloudy seas…

And the road was a ribbon of moonlight, over by that purple store…

And I heard a soft nyao behind me as I could see a set of glowing eyes in the bushes…

And with my tail following behind me I went running, running, running

I, Nyao, went running, up to my own front door!

And you know what the worst part was?

I couldn't get the name Sakura out of my head!!!!

That baka Tomoyo! With all her nonsense about "Sakura-chan this," and "Sakura-chan that," and blah, blah, blah, blah, BLAH! I couldn't get to sleep or think about my big story! I even had a dream in which there was a big lemon bush shaped like Sakura-san that only would say "nyao" while a chittering squirrel with long purple hair and a laugh like Naga-san's sat on top of the bush throwing lemons at me every chance she got!

Sufficed to say I did not have a good night, but I did have a revelation: I wonder if Tomoyo-san is related to Naga-san?

Oh yeah! And I should interview Sakura.

Haven't reviewed? Want to die that quickly do ya?