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AN: Dada…deedee…doodoo

Was tired…do you know this took me like 6 hours! And I'm adding to it right now! AHHH! EVIL! And I have to work on my Slayers too! At least I feel ready though!

1.This fic has NOTHING to do with Cat Girl Nuki-Nuki, I just liked how it started.

2.No, this isn't an AU, its just all the worlds are connected as dimensions.

3.Traditions count! Traditional pairings here, and absolutely no crossovers! (Pairings that is)

4.This will get somewhere, I'm not sure where exactly though.

5.I don't know if this should be three chapters…oh well.

6.Nyao is an original character.

7.Yes, I made up the theme song.

8.* These things indicate an action, and sorry it's in third person but it flows easier that way.*

Oh yes, most important! Review or I will be forced to kill!

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Column 4: Article 1

The Kinomoto interview! Tomoyo confirmed mental. It's up to me to find the TRUTH! And lemons!

I called over Kinomoto Sakura, local resident and mistress of the Clow cards for an interview.

*Chi-na: Ofisuru, neh? (Official, neh?) ^^* After a few seconds of staring, Sakura decided she should speak. "Well, nothing was odd that night, and…what do you want me to say!?" Sakura-san asked me.

'Huh?' I asked, coming awake and shaking off the visions of the horrible lemons. 'Oh YEAH! Um…what...did…Filia-sanandKero-chandoandwhathappenedtoTomoyoandwhyisyourhousesobigandwhyisthatbuglookinglikeit'sgoingtoeatusandwhatisitwiththemarshmellowsandhowcome…"

"Hoee! OK, OK! I think that's enough!" Sakura-san cut me off. "Ano…well Kero-chan invited Filia-san over that night for tea, and I think that is it, just for the TEA, no talking, just the tea, and maybe some cookies, but anyway…we were all gonna be gone that night, so I prepared the tea…"

I immediately stopped her, and asked her, eyes narrowed, what DID she put in that tea?!

*Chi-na: Lemon?*

*Nyao: Baka!*

"Nani?!?" She replied, face-faulting. "If you mean I drugged it, of course not! Why would I want to do that? It was just REGULAR raspberry tea, with lemon and maybe some clove."

*Chi-na: I knew it!*

*Nyao: So did I. And to think it wasn't truly planned.*

The next question I asked concerned the fact that it might be a Clow card.

"Hooee! I hope it isn't! And with Tomoyo going mental, and making me wear weirder and weirder costumes, I don't think I can survive!"

Mental? No big news there. I sighed. "You should see what she has for you next, Sa-ku-ra-chan," I muttered under my breath, Sakura-san not hearing a word.

"By the way have you seen her?" She went on. "They say she broke out of the Goddess 'Happy House' Mental Institution/Rehabilitation Clinic last night screaming 'I'll get you my pretty, and your little magical beast too!' (From further research I found that the video on call for the institution's 'Happy Hour' was The Wizard of OZ, for that movie is truly fit for mental patients) Hooe! I'm so scared of her coming after me! At first she was just obsessed, but now she's…"

Asking Sakura to PLEASE get back to the point, ignoring her obvious cry for help, and momentarily forgetting I had seen Tomoyo, she continued.

"Ah, hai! So anyway, about the marshmallows, what's with that anyway? I do like marshmallows though they are really tasty! When Filia-san came over I made some cookies, and put those tiny mar…"

She stopped mid-word, terrified (As was I rest of us!) to hear a high-pitched, giddy, almost horror-film-quality, "Sakura-chan! There you are, I've found you!"

"Hooooooeeeeee!" Sakura screamed, (Which I checked and it was the longest, most "hoeey" hoee ever recorded EVER. Heck, it even earned a spot in the Anime Genius's Book of Stupid Records! The Washu edition) and continued to scream as she ran, though stopping to use the Dash card, until she was not seen or heard.

And as it has been two days sense we have seen her, and fear fills the hearts of the few whom know our upcoming fate, I am on my next quest for truth to find…

What was really in those cookies.

*Chi-na: And get some of that tea!*

*Nyao: Why you little…NAMAGOMI!*

On upcoming articles:

Candlelight Visual Being Held for Sakura: Hooee! How long will she be gone?

Marshmallow Survival Tactics: How to whip those little devils at their own game!

End article one.

Theme song:

Flying high,

Flying free,

With the wind flowing through my hair.

I stand up tall,

And bravely,

Knowing something out there's waiting for me.

Blue moon on the horizon,

I can see it very clearly now.

And today will not stop turning,

Even if the sun doesn't rise.

For I know…

Words are waiting for me,

IN THE WIND.

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AN: +

Vocab anyone?

Baka: Idiot

Imouto: Little sister

Kowai: Scary

Kawaii: Cute

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