K Goes to Kindergarten

I'm still writing this, and the joy that I feel for doing so, is positively overwhelming...::yawn:: Sure... I'm probably sitting right here in my computer chair, right now, while your wasting about 1.2% of your life, readin' this... C'mon, gimme a break here...I just went to hell and back! (Oh, and Shan-chan...Kurai says she loves you too...doesn't THAT make you all warm and fuzzy?) I should chuck somethin' at you right now...LIKE JOSIE! ^ ^

Ryuuichi

Grabbing his stuffed rabbit, Kumagorou, he headed out the door. He sat on the front step, and waited. Butterflies were, of course, flying in his stomach. He squeezed Kumagorou, and went into his 'happy place'...never mind...it's TOO graphic...

He rocked back and forth, and hummed, a song...

*Ahem* (Um, this song has nothing to do with Gravitation itself...I just felt like putting this here...)

Setuna Screwed His Little Sister...

(sing to the tune of We Wish you A Merry Christmas)

Setsuna screwed his little sister,

Setsuna screwed his little sister,

Setsuna screwed his little sister,

And Kurai joined in too!

They played a "fun" game,

That involved a shoe...

Setsuna screwed his little sister,

And Kurai joined in too!

...yeah, well, um...don't shoot, me, okay? Especially YOU, Shan- chan...anyways...

Ryuuichi saw the bus, coming around the corner, and stood up. "Here we go." he whispered to the pink rabbit. (He's actually the first one to talk...) He walked slowly onto the bus, as the doors closed behind them...



Ayaka

"OW!" Ayaka called from inside her bedroom. Apparently she had stepped out of bed, and slipped on a skateboard...What a dumbass...

"Geez, that hurt." she said, rubbing her butt. She looked at her clock, and panicked. "Ahh! I'm gonna be late!" Ayaka scrambled to her feet, and scurried to the bathroom. Of course, being the idiot she is, stubbled, and tripped, falling into the shower.

"This just isn't my day..."

10 minutes later, she was running out of the house, tripping and falling. "Wait!" she yelled, upon seeing that the bus had left without her. "Wait for me!" she chased after it, like a god-damn dog. She ran out into the street, and slipped into the snow. "WHY?!" she yelled. "I hate my life." she grumbled. "Get out of the way!" yelled a semi-truck driver, getting ready to run her over. (Which wouldn't be a bad idea ^ ^) She screamed and rolled on to the sidewalk, where a child and her mother walked past.

"Hey! Lookie, mommy! A Hobo! Can I take her home? I promise I'll take care of her, and put her in a cage, and feed her Fuki's cat food!"





I really don't feel like typing all the detailed stuff that happened to her, but: She fell into a open man hole, an anvil fell from the sky, and hit her on her head, she got chased by a dobberman, a rabbid clown bit her, she was dragged to a kennel, and her hip fell out of alignment. Geez!