Tarriot: *locked in cage that's dangling about hot lava* Ok Heero, this is
officially not funny any more.
Heero: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! With you out of the way I shall be the one in charge.
Tarriot: *rolls eyes* Yeah, and pigs fly *sweatdrops as a flock of pigs fly by* That was so cliché
Heero: *with crazed look in his eyes* NO, I SHALL RULE THE STUDIO!!!
Tarriot: ¬.¬ You've been eating chocolate again haven't you.
Heero: *tosses chocolate wrapper into lava* Yes I have, and you can't stop me =D
Tarriot: -_-;; Help?
Disclaimer: ChibiChaos relinquishes all owner ship of the X-men characters to their rightful owners, thank you, have a nice day ^_________^
Oh, and if you want to dare Kaosu (ChibiChaos) or any other characters, please submit a review.
ON WITH THE FIC
Lance cheered as he rounded another corner, at breakneck speed of course.
"Hey, Lance, could you slow down a bit, Freddy's turning a disturbing shade of green back here." Lance glanced back and grinned at the nervous Kaosu,
"Don't worry, we'll be there before you know it."
"Yeah, but will we be there before Fred shows me what he had for breakfast all over my shirt?"
"You doubt me?"
"Um, how about, YES!!" The four blinked as a SUV limo speeds by, "is that normal?"
"Uh...." Lance was saved by the air force bombers speeding after the car.
"Ok, that right there? That was messed up." Kaosu blinked, "hey, weren't they heading towards the boarding house?" Kaosu looked at Todd, who looked at Fred who looked at Lance, who blinked,
"You know, he really does look like he's going to be sick."
"LANCE!"
"Ok, ok, I'm sorry, we'll go back and make sure the house is still in one piece," Lance quickly reversed the car and sighed, "And I really wanted to see Kitty in shorts too."
The jeep (damn, I really want a jeep now) pulled up at the house and the four students crept up to the front door, Kaosu glanced around.
"Ok, well the car's here, but the bombers have gone, thank god."
The four stood in front of the door, and looked at Lance,
"What?"
"Open it."
"What? Why me?"
"Cause you're the leader."
Lance gulped and reached out to open the door, when it was opened and he fell through it. The remaining three looked at him, then at the girl standing in the doorway, Kaosu grinned,
"Hey Sparx." The girl smiled brightly, (yes, I've decided to let authors into this story, just give me a description if you want in, please)
"Hey Chaos-san,"
"What are you doing here?"
"Visiting, oh, and I'm here to rescue you."
"Aww man, sorry, can't do, I have to wait till the month's over."
"Oh," The two suddenly found the floor very interesting; Todd cleared his throat,
"Yo, Kaosu, who's she?"
"Hmm? Oh she's my imoutu, ChibiChan, or Sparx here."
"Oh," Kaosu turned to Sparx,
"Anyway, we gotta go, that prison called school exists here too and I have to go,"
"Well, I have to go torture Heero anyway,"
"Yeah, make sure he doesn't hurt Tarriot will ya, I'm kind of attached to him."
"See ya!" The four waved and walked off, Lance grinned,
"Well, that was exciting,"
"Yeah, good thing nothing happened to the house," agreed Fred, Kaosu groaned,
"You just had to say that didn't you."
"What are you talking about," Kaosu winced, waited, and blinked,
"Hmm, that's odd, nothing happened,"
"Obviously," Kaosu shrugged and jumped in the back seat,
"This time Fred sits in the front,"
Lance revved up the car, "Ok people, are we ready?" he got a halfhearted cheer in reply and shrugged, "that's good enough for me," and raced out of the drive way and down the street.
::FIRST CLASS::
Kaosu walked into the room,
'Grey, what a cheery colour to paint the classroom,' she sighed and sat down in the back, only to have a familiar blur bump into her,
"Hey, brat, you're in my chair,"
Kaosu grinned evilly; this was too good an opportunity to waste, "Really? I don't see you're name on it,"
Now Pietro ginned evilly, Kaosu gave him an uneasy look. The speed demon dug into his back an produced a pair of scissors, Kaosu's eyes widened to the size of sources (the flying kind)
"You're going to kill me, simply because I'm sitting at your desk?"
Pietro gave her a weird look, "No, though the thought is tempting,"
"Don't even joke about that,"
"Whatever, just move" Sighing, Kaosu stepped away from the desk, Pietro ran around the desk, creating a dust cloud and stopped five seconds later. Kaosu gaped; he had carved his name on every inch of the desk, right at the moment the teacher, and the vast majority of the class, had decided to enter. The teacher looked at the desk, blinked, took of his glasses, cleaned them and looked at the desk again.
"Care to explain this, Mr. Maxamillion?"(I think that' s his last name)
"Uh," Pietro blinked and looked around, "um...I was in a creative mood?" he shrugged, the entire class ruptured into laughter, except the teacher, who handed Pietro a note,
"Kindly take your new master piece to the principal and return to this classroom as soon as lunch starts, you have detention, you're just lucky it's not after school."
Pietro meekly took the note, shot a glare in Kaosu's direction, who was looking suspiciously innocent and stomped out with the desk. Kaosu waved and gave him a sweet smile, dripping with honey as he left.
::LUNCH detention::
Pietro looked at his cafeteria food, glanced out the window and sighed in depression.
'This is not good, I have been humiliated in front of a vast population of females, not good.' He scowled, 'SHE MUST PAY!!' His tuna surprise squelched in agreement while the peas did back flips over the carrots.
::LUNCH outside::
"...so then the teacher handed him the note, and sent him to the principal's," Kaosu chuckled and took a bite out of her peanut butter sandwich, Todd shook his head,
"You do realise that he is going to take revenge on you," Kaosu looked up from her sandwich,
"You think?" her sandwich was busy snubbing Fred's hamburger after a barrage of insults,
"Well, you embarrassed him in front of the entire class, he's not going to take it well," Kaosu waved him off and picked up her sandwich before it was beaten up by Fred's hamburger.
"I doubt it, what could he possibly do to me?"
"Hey you!" Todd gulped,
"Something like that," Kaosu turned to see five cheerleaders heading their way,
"I'm getting the feeling that they're not coming over to ask me to try out," Todd shook his head,
"Try again,"
The head cheerleader, a green-eyed blond (please do not be offended blondes, I am blond myself, at the moment) sneered down her nose at the trio, Kaosu watched as her poor sandwich shriveled up under the look.
"Ok, I'll bite, why are you here?" the blond scowled,
"I've been hearing things," Kaosu gave her a kind look,
"Don't worry, there are people who can help you with that,"
"No, I don't mean that, I've heard rumors."
"Aaand?"
"They say that you and my snuggle bunny have been sleeping together," she twisted her cherry red lips into a snarl, "you've been sleeping with Pietro."
Kaosu raised an eyebrow, hastily put her sandwiched down, where it was immediately jumped by Fred's burger; never to see daylight again, and took a sip of her hot chocolate, "What's your point?"
"HAVE YOU OR HAVE YOU NOT SLEPT WITH HIM?"
"Yes,"
"Yes what?"
"Yes, I've slept with him," Kaosu ducked as the cheerleader sent her palm towards her face,
"How dare you seduce my poor snuggle bunny," Kaosu snorted,
"I didn't seduce anyone, I don't even know how to, it was a dare, ask Todd,"
The cheerleader turned her wrath upon Todd who fainted in shock after croaking out a, "Yes" Kaosu quickly jumped in and rescued him,
"Hey chill, nothing like that happened, we slept in the same bed, that's all, and the only reason we did that was because neither wanted to sleep on the floor."
Fred blinked, "You know, now that I think about it, the couch folds out into a bed."
The blond and Kaosu stopped and turned their attention to him, Kaosu spoke first,
"Why wasn't I informed about this earlier?" Fred shrugged,
"Forgot," two sweatdropped,
"FRED!!" Kaosu glared at him then turned to the cheerleaders, "is this settled yet?"
The cheerleader snorted, "I suppose it is for now, but I'm keeping an eye on from now on, freak. Don't you go anywhere near my snuggle bunny." The group walked off.
Kaosu blinked and scratched her head, "Snuggle bunny huh? I'll have to remember that one." The bell went off, "shit, we're late for class," Kaosu passed the still unconscious Todd to Fred and went off in search of Lance.
"Damn love struck fool," sighing she spotted him staring goofily at Kitty, who would giggle at his attentions every so often. Scowling the popped up behind him,
"Come on Romeo, we have history now, " and proceeded to drag him off to his next class, leaving a confused Kitty in their wake.
FIN
Tarriot: *looks uneasily at lava which is steadily rising* Help, now, I mean it, Duo, Wufei, Quatre, Trowa, Raven, ANYONE!!
Heero: *snickers* They can't hear or help you, I've put them under a deep sleeping spell.
::scene switches to show the others snoring in front of the TV showing reruns of really badly done monster movies::
Tarriot: THIS ISN'T FAIR!!! WE'RE COMPANIONS, FRIENDS!!
Heero: Wrong, I've never really liked you, hogging Chibi's attention but this is the final straw, I shall be #1 again!
Tarriot: o_O Wow, you really did dive into the chocolate didn't you? Anyway, HELP!!
Yami the Chao: *holds up sign* And don't forget to review!! Ja ne!
Heero: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! With you out of the way I shall be the one in charge.
Tarriot: *rolls eyes* Yeah, and pigs fly *sweatdrops as a flock of pigs fly by* That was so cliché
Heero: *with crazed look in his eyes* NO, I SHALL RULE THE STUDIO!!!
Tarriot: ¬.¬ You've been eating chocolate again haven't you.
Heero: *tosses chocolate wrapper into lava* Yes I have, and you can't stop me =D
Tarriot: -_-;; Help?
Disclaimer: ChibiChaos relinquishes all owner ship of the X-men characters to their rightful owners, thank you, have a nice day ^_________^
Oh, and if you want to dare Kaosu (ChibiChaos) or any other characters, please submit a review.
ON WITH THE FIC
Lance cheered as he rounded another corner, at breakneck speed of course.
"Hey, Lance, could you slow down a bit, Freddy's turning a disturbing shade of green back here." Lance glanced back and grinned at the nervous Kaosu,
"Don't worry, we'll be there before you know it."
"Yeah, but will we be there before Fred shows me what he had for breakfast all over my shirt?"
"You doubt me?"
"Um, how about, YES!!" The four blinked as a SUV limo speeds by, "is that normal?"
"Uh...." Lance was saved by the air force bombers speeding after the car.
"Ok, that right there? That was messed up." Kaosu blinked, "hey, weren't they heading towards the boarding house?" Kaosu looked at Todd, who looked at Fred who looked at Lance, who blinked,
"You know, he really does look like he's going to be sick."
"LANCE!"
"Ok, ok, I'm sorry, we'll go back and make sure the house is still in one piece," Lance quickly reversed the car and sighed, "And I really wanted to see Kitty in shorts too."
The jeep (damn, I really want a jeep now) pulled up at the house and the four students crept up to the front door, Kaosu glanced around.
"Ok, well the car's here, but the bombers have gone, thank god."
The four stood in front of the door, and looked at Lance,
"What?"
"Open it."
"What? Why me?"
"Cause you're the leader."
Lance gulped and reached out to open the door, when it was opened and he fell through it. The remaining three looked at him, then at the girl standing in the doorway, Kaosu grinned,
"Hey Sparx." The girl smiled brightly, (yes, I've decided to let authors into this story, just give me a description if you want in, please)
"Hey Chaos-san,"
"What are you doing here?"
"Visiting, oh, and I'm here to rescue you."
"Aww man, sorry, can't do, I have to wait till the month's over."
"Oh," The two suddenly found the floor very interesting; Todd cleared his throat,
"Yo, Kaosu, who's she?"
"Hmm? Oh she's my imoutu, ChibiChan, or Sparx here."
"Oh," Kaosu turned to Sparx,
"Anyway, we gotta go, that prison called school exists here too and I have to go,"
"Well, I have to go torture Heero anyway,"
"Yeah, make sure he doesn't hurt Tarriot will ya, I'm kind of attached to him."
"See ya!" The four waved and walked off, Lance grinned,
"Well, that was exciting,"
"Yeah, good thing nothing happened to the house," agreed Fred, Kaosu groaned,
"You just had to say that didn't you."
"What are you talking about," Kaosu winced, waited, and blinked,
"Hmm, that's odd, nothing happened,"
"Obviously," Kaosu shrugged and jumped in the back seat,
"This time Fred sits in the front,"
Lance revved up the car, "Ok people, are we ready?" he got a halfhearted cheer in reply and shrugged, "that's good enough for me," and raced out of the drive way and down the street.
::FIRST CLASS::
Kaosu walked into the room,
'Grey, what a cheery colour to paint the classroom,' she sighed and sat down in the back, only to have a familiar blur bump into her,
"Hey, brat, you're in my chair,"
Kaosu grinned evilly; this was too good an opportunity to waste, "Really? I don't see you're name on it,"
Now Pietro ginned evilly, Kaosu gave him an uneasy look. The speed demon dug into his back an produced a pair of scissors, Kaosu's eyes widened to the size of sources (the flying kind)
"You're going to kill me, simply because I'm sitting at your desk?"
Pietro gave her a weird look, "No, though the thought is tempting,"
"Don't even joke about that,"
"Whatever, just move" Sighing, Kaosu stepped away from the desk, Pietro ran around the desk, creating a dust cloud and stopped five seconds later. Kaosu gaped; he had carved his name on every inch of the desk, right at the moment the teacher, and the vast majority of the class, had decided to enter. The teacher looked at the desk, blinked, took of his glasses, cleaned them and looked at the desk again.
"Care to explain this, Mr. Maxamillion?"(I think that' s his last name)
"Uh," Pietro blinked and looked around, "um...I was in a creative mood?" he shrugged, the entire class ruptured into laughter, except the teacher, who handed Pietro a note,
"Kindly take your new master piece to the principal and return to this classroom as soon as lunch starts, you have detention, you're just lucky it's not after school."
Pietro meekly took the note, shot a glare in Kaosu's direction, who was looking suspiciously innocent and stomped out with the desk. Kaosu waved and gave him a sweet smile, dripping with honey as he left.
::LUNCH detention::
Pietro looked at his cafeteria food, glanced out the window and sighed in depression.
'This is not good, I have been humiliated in front of a vast population of females, not good.' He scowled, 'SHE MUST PAY!!' His tuna surprise squelched in agreement while the peas did back flips over the carrots.
::LUNCH outside::
"...so then the teacher handed him the note, and sent him to the principal's," Kaosu chuckled and took a bite out of her peanut butter sandwich, Todd shook his head,
"You do realise that he is going to take revenge on you," Kaosu looked up from her sandwich,
"You think?" her sandwich was busy snubbing Fred's hamburger after a barrage of insults,
"Well, you embarrassed him in front of the entire class, he's not going to take it well," Kaosu waved him off and picked up her sandwich before it was beaten up by Fred's hamburger.
"I doubt it, what could he possibly do to me?"
"Hey you!" Todd gulped,
"Something like that," Kaosu turned to see five cheerleaders heading their way,
"I'm getting the feeling that they're not coming over to ask me to try out," Todd shook his head,
"Try again,"
The head cheerleader, a green-eyed blond (please do not be offended blondes, I am blond myself, at the moment) sneered down her nose at the trio, Kaosu watched as her poor sandwich shriveled up under the look.
"Ok, I'll bite, why are you here?" the blond scowled,
"I've been hearing things," Kaosu gave her a kind look,
"Don't worry, there are people who can help you with that,"
"No, I don't mean that, I've heard rumors."
"Aaand?"
"They say that you and my snuggle bunny have been sleeping together," she twisted her cherry red lips into a snarl, "you've been sleeping with Pietro."
Kaosu raised an eyebrow, hastily put her sandwiched down, where it was immediately jumped by Fred's burger; never to see daylight again, and took a sip of her hot chocolate, "What's your point?"
"HAVE YOU OR HAVE YOU NOT SLEPT WITH HIM?"
"Yes,"
"Yes what?"
"Yes, I've slept with him," Kaosu ducked as the cheerleader sent her palm towards her face,
"How dare you seduce my poor snuggle bunny," Kaosu snorted,
"I didn't seduce anyone, I don't even know how to, it was a dare, ask Todd,"
The cheerleader turned her wrath upon Todd who fainted in shock after croaking out a, "Yes" Kaosu quickly jumped in and rescued him,
"Hey chill, nothing like that happened, we slept in the same bed, that's all, and the only reason we did that was because neither wanted to sleep on the floor."
Fred blinked, "You know, now that I think about it, the couch folds out into a bed."
The blond and Kaosu stopped and turned their attention to him, Kaosu spoke first,
"Why wasn't I informed about this earlier?" Fred shrugged,
"Forgot," two sweatdropped,
"FRED!!" Kaosu glared at him then turned to the cheerleaders, "is this settled yet?"
The cheerleader snorted, "I suppose it is for now, but I'm keeping an eye on from now on, freak. Don't you go anywhere near my snuggle bunny." The group walked off.
Kaosu blinked and scratched her head, "Snuggle bunny huh? I'll have to remember that one." The bell went off, "shit, we're late for class," Kaosu passed the still unconscious Todd to Fred and went off in search of Lance.
"Damn love struck fool," sighing she spotted him staring goofily at Kitty, who would giggle at his attentions every so often. Scowling the popped up behind him,
"Come on Romeo, we have history now, " and proceeded to drag him off to his next class, leaving a confused Kitty in their wake.
FIN
Tarriot: *looks uneasily at lava which is steadily rising* Help, now, I mean it, Duo, Wufei, Quatre, Trowa, Raven, ANYONE!!
Heero: *snickers* They can't hear or help you, I've put them under a deep sleeping spell.
::scene switches to show the others snoring in front of the TV showing reruns of really badly done monster movies::
Tarriot: THIS ISN'T FAIR!!! WE'RE COMPANIONS, FRIENDS!!
Heero: Wrong, I've never really liked you, hogging Chibi's attention but this is the final straw, I shall be #1 again!
Tarriot: o_O Wow, you really did dive into the chocolate didn't you? Anyway, HELP!!
Yami the Chao: *holds up sign* And don't forget to review!! Ja ne!